8 Signs you need to find a girlfriend.

That’s almost as rich as that bulls~~~ E-Harmony pushed “15 reasons to date a single mother”.

Always hilarious to read a piece of s~~~ published by a woman telling men what they NEED.
As if she knows better than HE does.

Here’s a better one for you “Taryn”. Looks like WOMEN are the ones who “need” it. Badly. A boyfriend?? Even outwardly “attractive” women under 23 can’t even get a man to TEXT HER ON A FRIDAY NIGHT. Utterly sad and pathetic, and there are WAY more than 8 reasons for it.

Stop your bulls~~~ embarrassing “advice for men” get your own s~~~ together. Single moms single against their own will. Hot single chicks single against their own will, And you’re dishing out 8 lousy reasons for MEN?? Shut the f~~~ up. A “girlfriend” is just some silly chick who thinks an unmarried man should not bang other women and pay for everything. What idiot would ever sign up for that?

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Here are 80 reasons why you DON’T need a girlfriend:

Keymaster wrote:

That’s almost as rich as that bulls~~~ E-Harmony pushed

It’s ten times worse. I was cringing reading that

1. Your confidence may take a hit

Answer: My confidence developed, not because of women or need of women, but despite the behavior of women. Short, it’s ass backwards.

2. You might develop bad eating habits

Answer: Eating habits develop a long time before dating, so if anything, she might cause bad eating habits. If she can cook that is…

3. Your dating standards have plummeted

Answer: What dating standards? To lower one self to the floor for the golden vagina? I lower myself to no one, not even women.

4. You get a pet

Answer: I wish I could get a pet where I live, but the facts remain that a pet wouldn’t cheat on you, lie to you and make false rape allegations.

5. You start looking at your friends as potential mates

Answer: That would be weird, and really awkward. If you’re a friend with somebody, you don’t want to mess it up with a relationship.

6. You’ve beaten almost every level of your video games

Answer: I wish, but despite my best efforts, I can’t finish the last part of the bossfight in Half Life 2: Episode 2, you know with those huge walkers and the clunky way to dispose of them… That’s why I like open world-games a lot more, like Fallout3, Fallout: New Vegas and so on.

7. You turn to your mom for advice

Answer: Wrong. The last time I turned to advice from my mom was when I was still at school as a kid.

8. You Google or reach out to exes

Answer: Nope. If I’m done and not interested in somebody, then I’m not going to google them.

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Skeptisk wrote:

6. You’ve beaten almost every level of your video games
Answer: I wish, but despite my best efforts, I can’t finish the last part of the bossfight in Half Life 2: Episode 2, you know with those huge walkers and the clunky way to dispose of them… That’s why I like open world-games a lot more, like Fallout3, Fallout: New Vegas and so on.

I am mucking around with Fallout Shelter now on my Android Nvidia Shield I have.

As for why I am replying here, I think I remember using rockets on them. I know it was tricky but i think I did it. I think there was a way to go and keep reloading with them. I know I beat them.

IGMOW (I Go My Own Way) wrote:

how you can just go “blam! Get a girlfriend!”

It’s not a challenge to find a chick who will complain and nag you all the time and tell you you’re inadequate. Easiest s~~~ in the world, really.

Get a girlfriend to shut the f~~~ up because it would please you.. Now THAT’s a challenge. Shutting the f~~~ up takes less effort than anything. Do you have any idea how hard it is to get a girlfriend who is willing to DO NOTHING to please her man? If she won’t even DO NOTHING to please you, she’s not even worth being your girlfriend and she sure as s~~~ isn’t marriagable either.

Girlfriends actually think “the silent treatment” is some kind of punishment. It’s like the WORST possible way to tell a man you’re mad it him. That’s like HEAVEN to a man. But then she refuses to give you “the silent treatment” when you ask her to.

I actually told an EX – “PLEASE give me the silent treatment for the rest of the evening. I’m BEGGING you”.
She flat out refused.

1. Your confidence may take a hit

Being single for too long can wear on your confidence. Gentlemen, remember, women love a man who’s self-assured. Even if your confidence has taken a hit, fake it until you make it.

Now that’s nicely vague, isn’t it? Not to mention more than a little PUA-ish.

If I don’t need a girlfriend, then why should I give a f~~~ what women love? For that matter, having a girlfriend is NOT a confidence booster. She’s pretty much the opposite of a confidence booster because she has a vested interest in tearing you down to keep you from thinking you can do better and taking your wealth elsewhere.

Now rejecting women, on the other hand, that’s a REAL confidence booster. The word “no” always comes from a place of confidence. And it feels damn good saying it, too.

2. You might develop bad eating habits

Because who do you have to look ripped and sexy for? It takes a lot of effort to cook for one, and it’s so easy to fall into the eating-like-a-bachelor trap of heating up frozen dinners or not touching anything that cannot be cooked in less than five minutes. Make yourself feel good by eating better.

Here’s a tip: While you begin your search for a mate, delve into the art of cooking healthy food. Your next partner will love you for it.

Now this one is just laughable given how women today simply cannot f~~~ing cook a decent meal to save their lives. Or to save their relationship prospects at least.

One of the biggest advantages of not being shackled to some girlfriend is the ability to eat whatever the f~~~ you want. And you don’t have to wait around for f~~~ing hours because she cannot make up her f~~~ing mind what she wants to eat.

3. Your dating standards have plummeted

Being out of the game for too long may make you talk yourself into being OK with the first person you see, no matter what her issues may be. This is not a good thing. Sometimes it’s best to go on a few first days, and make sure to take things slow. Keep your standards high (but not out of reach). You’ll meet her.

So wait, having a girlfriend raises your dating standards so you are more selective about your next girlfriend when you dump your current girlfriend for your next? Boy does that sound familiar.

This is nothing more than a woman trying to project her own faithless, hypergamous, selfish, monkey branching nature onto men.

It’s almost as if the author has absolutely no f~~~ing clue about men.

4. You get a pet

If you’re starting to miss having a human companion, you may decide to get a furry friend. This isn’t a bad thing — pets are loving and loyal — as long as you’re 100% ready to take on the responsibilities that come with having a pet. Who knows? The next time you take Fido to the park, he might just help you attract a beautiful woman.

And yet another not-actually-a-sign-of-anything.

As to the responsibilities of having a dog, they are NOTHING compared to the s~~~ your have to go through for a woman. And a dog is far more rewarding. Girlfriends can’t even f~~~ing fetch. Hell even my CAT knows how to fetch. Throw a ball for a woman to fetch and all you’ll get back from her is a bunch of lip. Who needs that?

5. You start looking at your friends as potential mates

If you’re starting to fantasize about women you’ve been friends with for years, take a step back and evaluate the situation. When it comes to girls you’re good friends with, it may be easy to envision starting something with them, but is that really what you want? Is that what she wants? It’s important to tread carefully here — otherwise, you might ruin a good friendship in the process.

Oh please. If a man has known a woman for years and hasn’t had any sexual thoughts about her, HE ISN’T GOING TO. Because men don’t lie to themselves about that beta orbiter bulls~~~ like what women do. So again this is just a woman author projecting her feminine nature onto men where it simply does not apply.

Again, it’s almost as if the author has absolutely no f~~~ing clue about men.

6. You’ve beaten almost every level of your video games

Playing video games is a great way to unwind after a long day at the office — especially when you’re a bachelor. But if this hobby is consuming your life, it’s time to get off the couch, stat. Venture into the real world, so you can meet the person of your dreams!

Where have I seen that shame laying crap before? Oh yeah, everywhere. Sorry, but it doesn’t work any more.

If you’ve beaten every level of all your video games it does NOT mean you need to go out and get a girlfriend.

It means you need to go get more video games.

7. You turn to your mom for advice

It’s in a mother’s DNA to want to help their sons find the perfect mate. Although you’ve been avoiding consulting your mother, why not just give her matchmaking skills a try? It’s worth a shot — remember, your mother is always right.

Again with the projecting female crap onto men. This is something some pathetic lonely post waller women might do, but believe me, the LAST thing a man wants to do is get dating help from his mother. The further he keeps get the f~~~ out of his relationship matters the happier he’ll be.

This author REALLY has no f~~~ing clue about men.

8. You Google or reach out to exes

You start to think that breaking up with your ex was a really bad idea, and consider the possibility of getting back together. Don’t do this. Although Google and social media makes it easy to see what your ex is up to, avoid searching them. What happened in the past is best left in the past. The person of your dreams is out there; you just haven’t found her yet.

OK, seriously, this was supposed to be an article for advising women, but they swapped the sexes, right? Because that s~~~ right there is something women need to learn, not men.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a single article that better exemplifies why women are singularly unqualified to give dating advice to men. Did this Taryn Brooke really get PAID to write this drivel? I wonder if the silly bitch who wrote this s~~~ has also written one of those “where are all the men” articles?

AGAIN with the ‘loser’ fallacy. That our feelings of being marginalized and left out to dry are OUR FAULT.

Jesus H Christ.

Most of the men here, I am sure, if they desired, could have a Girlfriend in a few weeks who, by society’s standards, would be a ‘keeper’. The rest could buy one in Brazil, or some such place. I mean dear lord, if I wanted a wife, I would fly to RIo and spend 3 months there. End of. She would be incredibly hot, and a traditionalist, who knew how to take care of her guy. Literally anyone on this site could do that, if they wanted to. And if you didn’t have the cash to do it, you could MAKE that cash, if you wanted to. You know that.

Its so damn easy to get into that trap.

That’s what these screwb~~~~ don’t get. WE DONT WANT TO. It has nothing to do with capability or availability whatsoever.

15 Reasons to date a single mom? Here’s Uncle Silpheed’s 15 reasons to date a single mom….

1. Want extra stress? Wait till the sociopath birth dad comes into your life. Get used to it, he will be there for f~~~ing YEARS.

2. Want a woman who has poor judgement AND the baggage that only some sperm donor’s spawn can bring? Here it is!

3. Want committment? Why isn’t she with the baby daddy?? I’ll bet you get to hear about it often.

4. Hey, who wants to go through the trouble of fathering your own child, when you can raise another person’s child, whilst having NO SAY in how to raise said child…

5. You thought modern women were demanding?? Let’s add a heaping helping of “Take care of my kids too!” YAY!!!

6. Yeah, I’m f~~~ing tired of making points….get your family starter kit today!!!

Dating single moms??

BAD

F~~~ING

IDEA

(Never dated a single mom yet….cause…F~~~ THAT)

I’m about to walk out the door for work after this cup of coffee. I will rip this a new one later.

There is a huge benefit that comes with being single: Your only responsibility is to yourself, meaning you can basically do whatever you want. You also get to know yourself inside and out, which is something that’s essential to being a happy content and functioning human being.

Bet your ass I’m content. You can take “happy” and shove it, along with “need a woman”.

However, indulging in that independence for too long can really change you, and unfortunately, sometimes it’s not for the better. Your initial love for the bachelor lifestyle can make you lose your motivation, or worse, your edge.

The rest of this article is nothing but may, could, might, perhaps…. Do they have a definite statement we can refute or only possibilities?
There are possibilities that marriage and dating are beneficial, but no real-life example where true equality is displayed in a relations~~~.
So either they got hard evidence or they’re impotent to validate their point.
I opt for the latter.