12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Gravel Pit wrote:

we all go a big rubbery one for Hermit. He embodies the spirit of everyone here. A man’s man. Yup, sorta get choked up thinking about him, all alone up in those blistering Kansas hills (though he prefers the isolation) in a lil’ cottage surrounded by spent brass casings and armadillo carcasses.

I feel more sorry for you, living in that horrible city full of people and stupidity…….no peace and quiet…….The little town I work in would be lucky to have a 20,000 populace, but is still too big for me. I went to the store for lunch today and while the traffic may seem extremely tame for you, it drives me crazy and I can’t wait for the day to be over so I can get back home up on my quiet little hill and get away from all these damn people.For many years, during the holidays, I’d drive far out into the country where there are no people, just to be in the middle of nowhere and away from civilization. I was raised on a quiet little farm far away from people and I’ll never get used to being around lots of cars and humans. Can’t stand the sight of them.

Pittsburg, YES!!
Jim’s Steakhouse, YES!!!

LOL You get all that from a population of 20,000? I typed in google, “towns in KS with a population of 20,000”, and found at least 11 that have around that number.

It’s funny your last guess was “Fort Scott”. I just looked at the map and “Pittsburg” is close by. LOL You’re just guessing all the towns and cities on the KS/MO border, aren’t you? Just because I told you I sometimes go to Missouri. Get a Scooby, you clueless cokk sucker.

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Crazy really for four wheels and an engine.
I surmise it’s the same in the US, but I remember a time one could buy a house for 20-30,000. Now, you need about that just for the deposit.
Single blokes like me will never be able to own their own property……unless you get one of those 50% share deals.

It’s absolutely insane that vehicles cost that much. My land cost me less than five thousand dollars. My home costs less than a new vehicle, or even a good used one. I’m currently looking for an old 1970’s model truck for a spare vehicle. I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to afford even a 2 year old vehicle anymore. I suppose if I never went out to eat, stopped drinking altogether, never smoked another cigar, cancelled my cable and stopped watching TV, stopped buying bullets………basically, just shut down my life, I might be able to get another vehicle. Life’s too short for this schit, man.

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Gravel Pit wrote:

Only kidding H2ermit.Im pretty sure, Hermit has an old stocking hanging up near some deer antlers. He may be stuffing away a little xmas morning stash of goodies for himself like:a Dirty Harry shoulder slingnew barrel cleaning rod and gun wipe kitposter of Polosi with target ring laid inCowboy Hatillegal fireworksexpensive liquorsomething to bribe that c0c7sucker woman with comes overa modern natural gas stove/Rangehmm. Id like all this stuff too. lol

Gravel Pit wrote:

Only kidding Hermit.Im pretty sure, Hermit has an old stocking hanging up near some deer antlers. He may be stuffing away a little xmas morning stash of goodies for himself like:a Dirty Harry shoulder slingnew barrel cleaning rod and gun wipe kitposter of Polosi with target ring laid inCowboy Hatillegal fireworksexpensive liquorsomething to bribe that c0c7sucker woman with comes overa modern natural gas stove/Rangehmm. Id like all this stuff too. lol

More like:A new straight-jacket, complete with a gold pocket watchNew cookery book, “Twenty different ways to cook tumbleweed pieA trilby hat with, “I love America” on the frontA self-help book, “How to leave the high school sock days behind”New rocking chair complete with a gun holster for easy access for lazy bastardsA letter of apology to his ex-wifeTwo tins of Spaghetti from Trader JoesAnd……A SIGNED PICTURE OF ME IN ALL MY SUBLIMITY!

Had to give this one a star.

the last item in the stocking is the one you really want isn’t it….

I’d prefer your severed head for target practice.

agreed! not signing my soul away for a truck full of gadgets I never asked for. I miss the days when I was a kid, they had vehicles that were VEHICLES… not Home Office on wheels… why the hell does it need to be connected to satellites or computers? Everything was just fine when it was strictly analog

Gravel Pit wrote:

agreed! not signing my soul away for a truck full of gadgets I never asked for. I miss the days when I was a kid, they had vehicles that were VEHICLES… not Home Office on wheels… why the hell does it need to be connected to satellites or computers? Everything was just fine when it was strictly analog

Which is why I’m looking for a 1970’s vehicle. I don’t even want air conditioning in it. I just want something that runs decent. It can have all kinds of dents and rust all over it, I don’t care. I’d even take one of those ugly old gas guzzling Cadillacs. As long as the drive train works from the engine to the rear end, I can easily fix anything else that’s wrong with it.

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Gravel Pit wrote:

we all go a big rubbery one for Hermit. He embodies the spirit of everyone here. A man’s man. Yup, sorta get choked up thinking about him, all alone up in those blistering Kansas hills (though he prefers the isolation) in a lil’ cottage surrounded by spent brass casings and armadillo carcasses.

I feel more sorry for you, living in that horrible city full of people and stupidity…….no peace and quiet…….The little town I work in would be lucky to have a 20,000 populace, but is still too big for me. I went to the store for lunch today and while the traffic may seem extremely tame for you, it drives me crazy and I can’t wait for the day to be over so I can get back home up on my quiet little hill and get away from all these damn people.For many years, during the holidays, I’d drive far out into the country where there are no people, just to be in the middle of nowhere and away from civilization. I was raised on a quiet little farm far away from people and I’ll never get used to being around lots of cars and humans. Can’t stand the sight of them.

Pittsburg, YES!!Jim’s Steakhouse, YES!!!

LOL You get all that from a population of 20,000? I typed in google, “towns in KS with a population of 20,000”, and found at least 11 that have around that number.It’s funny your last guess was “Fort Scott”. I just looked at the map and “Pittsburg” is close by. LOL You’re just guessing all the towns and cities on the KS/MO border, aren’t you? Just because I told you I sometimes go to Missouri. Get a Scooby, you clueless cokk sucker.

1 down, ten to go you clown.

I said the town “would be lucky to have 20,000”. That could be anything from 500 to 20,000, you dumb bastard, but you keep guessing………..and I’ll see you at “Jim’s Steakhouse” tonight. LOL

As long as it has an AM/FM radio (preferably with at least a USB MP3 or CD player)
And Air Conditioning…. its fine!

Fvck the navigation screen… Oh well. I will never win this… NOWADAYS, it has to be cyborg style all the way… with no CD PLAYER. Want to kill someone for this. Why even make CDs anymore, if they dont have CD player on cars????

And they dont make ipods anymore so what is the point??? The iPod doesnt hook up either. Satellite RADIO is terrible!

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Crazy really for four wheels and an engine.I surmise it’s the same in the US, but I remember a time one could buy a house for 20-30,000. Now, you need about that just for the deposit.Single blokes like me will never be able to own their own property……unless you get one of those 50% share deals.

It’s absolutely insane that vehicles cost that much. My land cost me less than five thousand dollars. My home costs less than a new vehicle, or even a good used one. I’m currently looking for an old 1970’s model truck for a spare vehicle. I’m don’t know if I’ll ever be able to afford even a 2 year old vehicle anymore. I suppose if I never went out to eat, stopped drinking altogether, never smoked another cigar, cancelled my cable and stopped watching TV, stopped buying bullets………basically, just shut down my life, I might be able to get another vehicle. Life’s too short for this schit, man.

In my left-wing council driven cess-pool, there is a plethora of new housing estates being built.Housing single mums and immigrants with a dozen little runts.
I think land and property is cheaper in the US. You’re houses are also(in general) much bigger.

I have no idea what it’s like over there, but from what I’ve heard, I believe you are right, bigger and cheaper in the U.S. Maybe because your island is much smaller than just one of our states and you will soon run out of room.

Hermit wrote:

I can easily fix anything else that’s wrong with it.

G’luck find one Hermit. Its like nostalgia buddy. You want that 70s truck that still made sense to a man. I want that 1998 Nintendo 64 with a hand full of games (before gaming became exclusively ONLINE with subscription required).

What we want is available of course, you just have to pay premo top dollar on ebay.

Meanwhile Automakers and Sony/Microsoft, continue overproducing SH!T that no one wants…. very sad.

Hopefully they “GET IT” soon, we want the OLD STUFF