12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS

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  • 2019-12-20 at 9:45 AM#919479
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    Colin Combover in a Coma
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    Hermit wrote:
    Branched off wrote:

    I don’t think anyone means as much to Colin as Hermit. We will try to entertain him for you in your absence but I think he is happiest when he is in an abuse throwing match and he gets to use or invent long words.Have a good one Hermit. Shoot some of your guns and think of us in less civilised countries.

    The worse I treat him, the more he likes me………just like a damn woman.
    I’ll definitely be shooting and cleaning guns. It isn’t right what they did to you fellows over there. Making it illegal for a man to defend himself is one of the highest crimes there is. Less civilized indeed. I do think of you at times when I put on one of my handguns to go out somewhere. I do not take this freedom for granted. I appreciate every day of freedom I have. I don’t think I could live over there after experiencing what I’ve had here all my life.
    Merry Christmas, my friend and may you have a happy new year.

    I’m the submissive one remember. You’re the Vietnam vet.

    Yeah, snappy new year to your ex-wife spaghetti Dick.

    2019-12-20 at 10:28 AM#919480
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    Gravel Pit
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    we all go a big rubbery one for Hermit. He embodies the spirit of everyone here. A man’s man. Yup, sorta get choked up thinking about him, all alone up in those blistering Kansas hills (though he prefers the isolation) in a lil’ cottage surrounded by spent brass casings and armadillo carcasses.

    2019-12-20 at 10:34 AM#919481
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    typed in Tumbleweed dead Armadillo to search for pictures to honor Hermit but apparently Tumbleweed Armadillo is the name of a town in Red Dead Redemption 2. LOL. Damn I need to get a gaming console and get modern. I still play the first Red Dead Redemption on xbox 360 which came out over 15 years ago. Such is the way of the broke millennial… I reckon I might be able to get this stuff at pawn shops now though, since the new stuff has been out awhile.

    2019-12-20 at 10:41 AM#919482
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    Colin Combover in a Coma
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    Gravel Pit wrote:

    we all go a big rubbery one for Hermit. He embodies the spirit of everyone here. A man’s man. Yup, sorta get choked up thinking about him, all alone up in those blistering Kansas hills (though he prefers the isolation) in a lil’ cottage surrounded by spent brass casings and armadillo carcasses.

    Well, more a nan’s man.

    “Armadillo carcasses”! ha ha

    2019-12-20 at 10:42 AM#919483
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    Gravel Pit wrote:

    typed in Tumbleweed dead Armadillo to search for pictures to honor Hermit but apparently Tumbleweed Armadillo is the name of a town in Red Dead Redemption 2. LOL. Damn I need to get a gaming console and get modern. I still play the first Red Dead Redemption on xbox 360 which came out over 15 years ago. Such is the way of the broke millennial… I reckon I might be able to get this stuff at pawn shops now though, since the new stuff has been out awhile.

    Do you think spoon chest will be finally able to get a scoob?

    He has 16days to….

    2019-12-20 at 10:48 AM#919484
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    I dont know what a scoob is. Is that a boyfriend? Like a scooba steve. Ya for sure, Herm could get one. LOL

    2019-12-20 at 10:51 AM#919485
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    I dont know what a scoob is. Is that a boyfriend? Like a scooba steve. Ya for sure, Herm could get one. LOL

    Short for Scooby, short for Scooby Doo, Cokney Rhyme slang for clue.

    The clueless Colon Cancer Cokk sucker telling me to get a clue. What a joke.

    The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

    2019-12-20 at 10:56 AM#919486
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    Only kidding Hermit.

    Im pretty sure, Hermit has an old stocking hanging up near some deer antlers. He may be stuffing away a little xmas morning stash of goodies for himself like:

    a Dirty Harry shoulder sling
    new barrel cleaning rod and gun wipe kit
    poster of Polosi with target ring laid in
    Cowboy Hat
    illegal fireworks
    expensive liquor
    something to bribe that c0c7sucker woman with comes over
    a modern natural gas stove/Range

    hmm. Id like all this stuff too. lol

    2019-12-20 at 11:03 AM#919487
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    well, I have officially gotten by for a whole year without a car or truck. I ride a motor-scooter regardless of weather. I get all groceries on it with a small cargo bag in the pass thru slot.

    Probably gonna have to buy something soon though. Probably gonna be a PICK UP. I hate the thought but its a necessary thing in Texas. Always good to have that truck when you need it. I dont like taking on debt though and I dont like that, living in the city, the odds of it being hit in parking lots is HUGE, the odds of being hit by uninsured driver also HUGE. My last truck was hit on every side BADLY by these fvcking retards.

    If it wasnt for those morons, Id buy a brand new NICE TRUCK.. but i cant have anything nice because retards will hit my truck. And I refuse to buy a new truck when the stock market and auto industry look very uncertain

    2019-12-20 at 11:05 AM#919488
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    I want a new truck but with a LONG BED. I dont need the back seats. two door is fine, fvck passengers, I just want to haul a lot of sh!t

    2019-12-20 at 11:07 AM#919489
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    see the problem with this photo:

    the idiot car designers think that I want a large cabin space and back seat, but that means the truck is too long. So they shorten the bed of the truck!! IDIOTS. now I cant get the tail gate up when my dirtbikes are in the back. retarded engineers!

    2019-12-20 at 11:08 AM#919490
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    Colin Combover in a Coma
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    Gravel Pit wrote:

    Only kidding H2ermit.
    Im pretty sure, Hermit has an old stocking hanging up near some deer antlers. He may be stuffing away a little xmas morning stash of goodies for himself like:
    a Dirty Harry shoulder slingnew barrel cleaning rod and gun wipe kitposter of Polosi with target ring laid inCowboy Hatillegal fireworksexpensive liquorsomething to bribe that c0c7sucker woman with comes overa modern natural gas stove/Range
    hmm. Id like all this stuff too. lol

    Gravel Pit wrote:

    Only kidding Hermit.
    Im pretty sure, Hermit has an old stocking hanging up near some deer antlers. He may be stuffing away a little xmas morning stash of goodies for himself like:
    a Dirty Harry shoulder slingnew barrel cleaning rod and gun wipe kitposter of Polosi with target ring laid inCowboy Hatillegal fireworksexpensive liquorsomething to bribe that c0c7sucker woman with comes overa modern natural gas stove/Range
    hmm. Id like all this stuff too. lol

    More like:

    A new straight-jacket, complete with a gold pocket watch
    New cookery book, “Twenty different ways to cook tumbleweed pie
    A trilby hat with, “I love America” on the front
    A self-help book, “How to leave the high school sock days behind”
    New rocking chair complete with a gun holster for easy access for lazy bastards
    A letter of apology to his ex-wife
    Two tins of Spaghetti from Trader Joes
    And……
    A SIGNED PICTURE OF ME IN ALL MY SUBLIMITY!

    2019-12-20 at 11:11 AM#919491
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    Colin Combover in a Coma
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    Gravel Pit wrote:

    I want a new truck but with a LONG BED. I dont need the back seats. two door is fine, fvck passengers, I just want to haul a lot of sh!t

    How many dollars is that?

    2019-12-20 at 11:12 AM#919492
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    Gravel Pit wrote:

    we all go a big rubbery one for Hermit. He embodies the spirit of everyone here. A man’s man. Yup, sorta get choked up thinking about him, all alone up in those blistering Kansas hills (though he prefers the isolation) in a lil’ cottage surrounded by spent brass casings and armadillo carcasses.

    I feel more sorry for you, living in that horrible city full of people and stupidity…….no peace and quiet…….

    The little town I work in would be lucky to have a 20,000 populace, but is still too big for me. I went to the store for lunch today and while the traffic may seem extremely tame for you, it drives me crazy and I can’t wait for the day to be over so I can get back home up on my quiet little hill and get away from all these damn people.

    For many years, during the holidays, I’d drive far out into the country where there are no people, just to be in the middle of nowhere and away from civilization. I was raised on a quiet little farm far away from people and I’ll never get used to being around lots of cars and humans. Can’t stand the sight of them.

    The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

    2019-12-20 at 11:20 AM#919493
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    Gravel Pit wrote:

    Only kidding Hermit.
    Im pretty sure, Hermit has an old stocking hanging up near some deer antlers. He may be stuffing away a little xmas morning stash of goodies for himself like:
    a Dirty Harry shoulder slingnew barrel cleaning rod and gun wipe kitposter of Polosi with target ring laid inCowboy Hatillegal fireworksexpensive liquorsomething to bribe that c0c7sucker woman with comes overa modern natural gas stove/Range
    hmm. Id like all this stuff too. lol

    No stocking, no deer antlers. Could use a new shoulder holster so I don’t have to switch out guns in the one I have. Recently bought a new gun cleaning kit, so I’m good there. I’d rather just shoot Polosi in person. I absolutely hate cowboy hats and I think they look stupid. I wear a top hat. Fireworks, liquor and cokk sucking woman sound alright. I have an electric cook stove that works just fine, but wouldn’t mind a gas stove in case the power goes out.

    The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

    2019-12-20 at 11:21 AM#919494
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    Colin Combover in a Coma
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    Hermit wrote:
    Gravel Pit wrote:

    we all go a big rubbery one for Hermit. He embodies the spirit of everyone here. A man’s man. Yup, sorta get choked up thinking about him, all alone up in those blistering Kansas hills (though he prefers the isolation) in a lil’ cottage surrounded by spent brass casings and armadillo carcasses.

    I feel more sorry for you, living in that horrible city full of people and stupidity…….no peace and quiet…….
    The little town I work in would be lucky to have a 20,000 populace, but is still too big for me. I went to the store for lunch today and while the traffic may seem extremely tame for you, it drives me crazy and I can’t wait for the day to be over so I can get back home up on my quiet little hill and get away from all these damn people.
    For many years, during the holidays, I’d drive far out into the country where there are no people, just to be in the middle of nowhere and away from civilization. I was raised on a quiet little farm far away from people and I’ll never get used to being around lots of cars and humans. Can’t stand the sight of them.

    Pittsburg, YES!!

    Jim’s Steakhouse, YES!!!

    2019-12-20 at 11:24 AM#919495
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    Gravel Pit wrote:

    I want a new truck but with a LONG BED. I dont need the back seats. two door is fine, fvck passengers, I just want to haul a lot of sh!t

    I prefer the crew cab with the back seats. That’s what I have and I love it, but not for passengers. I put all my groceries back there. However, I wouldn’t mind having a little longer bed.

    Oh, plus, my back seats fold down for even more storage space……………and, if it’s cold and wet outside, the back was always handy for sex with a good fun girl.

    The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

    2019-12-20 at 11:28 AM#919496
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    Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:
    Gravel Pit wrote:

    Only kidding H2ermit.Im pretty sure, Hermit has an old stocking hanging up near some deer antlers. He may be stuffing away a little xmas morning stash of goodies for himself like:a Dirty Harry shoulder slingnew barrel cleaning rod and gun wipe kitposter of Polosi with target ring laid inCowboy Hatillegal fireworksexpensive liquorsomething to bribe that c0c7sucker woman with comes overa modern natural gas stove/Rangehmm. Id like all this stuff too. lol

    Gravel Pit wrote:

    Only kidding Hermit.Im pretty sure, Hermit has an old stocking hanging up near some deer antlers. He may be stuffing away a little xmas morning stash of goodies for himself like:a Dirty Harry shoulder slingnew barrel cleaning rod and gun wipe kitposter of Polosi with target ring laid inCowboy Hatillegal fireworksexpensive liquorsomething to bribe that c0c7sucker woman with comes overa modern natural gas stove/Rangehmm. Id like all this stuff too. lol

    More like:
    A new straight-jacket, complete with a gold pocket watchNew cookery book, “Twenty different ways to cook tumbleweed pieA trilby hat with, “I love America” on the frontA self-help book, “How to leave the high school sock days behind”New rocking chair complete with a gun holster for easy access for lazy bastardsA letter of apology to his ex-wifeTwo tins of Spaghetti from Trader JoesAnd……A SIGNED PICTURE OF ME IN ALL MY SUBLIMITY!

    Had to give this one a star.

    The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

    2019-12-20 at 11:29 AM#919497
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    Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:
    Gravel Pit wrote:

    I want a new truck but with a LONG BED. I dont need the back seats. two door is fine, fvck passengers, I just want to haul a lot of sh!t

    How many dollars is that?

    Can’t tell exactly what it is, but it’s probably 50 to 60 thousand dollars.

    The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

    2019-12-20 at 11:35 AM#919498
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    Colin Combover in a Coma
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    Hermit wrote:

    Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:Gravel Pit wrote:

    Crazy really for four wheels and an engine.

    I surmise it’s the same in the US, but I remember a time one could buy a house for 20-30,000. Now, you need about that just for the deposit.

    Single blokes like me will never be able to own their own property……unless you get one of those 50% share deals.

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