Topic: 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS

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2019-12-19 at 10:13 AM#919341
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Colin Combover in a Coma
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On the first day of Christmas
My crackhead sent to me
A 15inch black rubber dildo for a bukkake
On the second day of Christmas
My crackhead sent to me
Two STD’s
And a pimp named Lee
On the third day of Christmas
My crackhead sent to me
Three stolen goods
Two STD’s
And a straight-jacket full of fleas
On the fourth day of Christmas
My crackhead sent to me
Four call girls
Three stolen goods
Two STD’s
And a crackpipe for tea
On the fifth day of Christmas
My crackhead sent to me
Five golden ring-pieces
Four call girls
Three stolen goods
Two STD’s
And a hundred key
On the sixth day of Christmas
My crackhead sent to me
Six girls there laying
Five golden ring-pieces
Four call girls
Three stolen goods
Two STD’s
And a catheter full of pee
On the seventh day of Christmas
My crackhead sent to me
Seven bags of rock
Six girls there laying
Five golden ring-pieces
Four call girls
Three stolen goods
Two STD’s
And a rubber for my willy
On the eighth day of Christmas
My crackhead sent to me
Eight bloody needles
Seven bags of rock
Six girls there laying
Five golden ring-pieces
Four call girls
Three stolen goods
Two STD’s
And a ginger goatee
On the ninth day of Christmas
My crackhead sent to me
Nine police cars
Eight bloody needles
Seven bags of rock
Six girls there laying
Five golden ring-pieces
Four call girls
Three stolen goods
Two STD’s
And a Heroin laden coffee
On the tenth day of Christmas
My crackhead sent to me
Ten semen soaked sloppy kisses
Nine police cars
Eight bloody needles
Seven bags of rock
Six girls there laying
Five golden ring-pieces
Four call girls
Three stolen goods
Two STD’s
And a gang-bang party
On the eleventh day of Christmas
My crackhead sent to me
Eleven gaping sores
Ten semen soaked sloppy kisses
Nine police cars
Eight bloody needles
Seven bags of rock
Six girls there laying
Five golden ring-pieces
Four call girls
Three stolen goods
Two STD’s
And a c~~~ sucking amputee
On the twelfth day of Christmas
My crackhead sent to me
Twelve smelly flaps
Eleven gaping sores
Ten semen soaked sloppy kisses
Nine police cars
Eight bloody needles
Seven bags of rock
Six girls there laying
Five golden ring-pieces
Four call girls
Three stolen goods
Two STD’s
And a toothless beauty called D
2019-12-19 at 10:22 AM#919344
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Looks like your Christmas is going to be eventful Colin! I like the way you varied the last line there. Good use of metre too. The imagery is a bit vile. I know it is meant to be but it still is a bit vile to want to sing it. Its a good one even if I am not attracted to it.
A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own
2019-12-19 at 10:28 AM#919346
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Colin Combover in a Coma
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Branched off wrote:
Looks like your Christmas is going to be eventful Colin! I like the way you varied the last line there. Good use of metre too. The imagery is a bit vile. I know it is meant to be but it still is a bit vile to want to sing it. Its a good one even if I am not attracted to it.
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Splashing a few tonsils and decorating a few ovaries in my Christmas hat.
Or…..maybe just stay in with next doors cats under the blanket with the curtains shut.
I trust your good?
2019-12-19 at 10:31 AM#919349
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Gravel Pit
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marvelous!
2019-12-19 at 10:33 AM#919350
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Colin Combover in a Coma
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Gravel Pit wrote:
marvelous!
I agree!
2019-12-19 at 10:38 AM#919351
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10926
Yeah I am Ok thanks. Feeling a bit weak after working in a lot of rain for the last few days but no winter cold yet!
I hope you get value for money from the whores this Christmas.
A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own
2019-12-19 at 10:45 AM#919354
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Colin Combover in a Coma
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Yeah I am Ok thanks. Feeling a bit weak after working in a lot of rain for the last few days but no winter cold yet!
I hope you get value for money from the whores this Christmas.
I will be wearing a Santa hat whilst straddling. I will be taking a photo of said straddlisation(new word?) and sending it my mate.
2019-12-19 at 11:37 AM#919360
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Hermit
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Boo! You suck! Eat schit you vile, obtuse insect!
Colin’s real name is Hans Clopek. Here’s a picture of him wearing a wig.
The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.
2019-12-19 at 11:50 AM#919361
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Send us that picture Colin. I think that would be something to see.
A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own
2019-12-19 at 3:17 PM#919373
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Colin Combover in a Coma
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Hermit wrote:
Boo! You suck! Eat schit you vile, obtuse insect!
Colin’s real name is Hans Clopek. Here’s a picture of him wearing a wig.
Perhaps your best roast yet!
2019-12-19 at 3:18 PM#919374
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Colin Combover in a Coma
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Send us that picture Colin. I think that would be something to see.
I would if I was techno minded.
When we meet…….
2019-12-19 at 7:05 PM#919394
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hmskl’d
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Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:
And a toothless beauty called D
No,…. no, don’t introduce D to Santa or he might not make his rounds
.. and I’m waiting for him to bring a new SSD for my macbook .. stocking is already up and waiting.
2019-12-20 at 6:56 AM#919458
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Hermit
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Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:
Hermit wrote:
Boo! You suck! Eat schit you vile, obtuse insect!Colin’s real name is Hans Clopek. Here’s a picture of him wearing a wig.
Perhaps your best roast yet!
Just a few hours and I’ll be out of the office for 16 straight days. I added two more days of vacation which, with the holidays and weekends, gets me 16 total straight days instead of 12.
I’m sure you’ll miss me, but you have Brad and Olive to keep you company.
The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.
2019-12-20 at 7:19 AM#919462
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Grumpy
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Yep….
I am so frikkin mature.
I giggled like a 10 year old singing this decidedly demented ditty.
There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it
2019-12-20 at 7:57 AM#919467
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Gravel Pit
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Grumpy wrote:
singing this decidedly demented ditty.
Ya cant help but sing it in your head when reading it. LOL. me too
2019-12-20 at 9:31 AM#919474
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10926
I don’t think anyone means as much to Colin as Hermit. We will try to entertain him for you in your absence but I think he is happiest when he is in an abuse throwing match and he gets to use or invent long words.
Have a good one Hermit. Shoot some of your guns and think of us in less civilised countries.
A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own
2019-12-20 at 9:40 AM#919475
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Hermit
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I don’t think anyone means as much to Colin as Hermit. We will try to entertain him for you in your absence but I think he is happiest when he is in an abuse throwing match and he gets to use or invent long words.
Have a good one Hermit. Shoot some of your guns and think of us in less civilised countries.
The worse I treat him, the more he likes me………just like a damn woman.
I’ll definitely be shooting and cleaning guns. It isn’t right what they did to you fellows over there. Making it illegal for a man to defend himself is one of the highest crimes there is. Less civilized indeed. I do think of you at times when I put on one of my handguns to go out somewhere. I do not take this freedom for granted. I appreciate every day of freedom I have. I don’t think I could live over there after experiencing what I’ve had here all my life.
Merry Christmas, my friend and may you have a happy new year.
The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.
2019-12-20 at 9:41 AM#919476

Colin Combover in a Coma
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hmskl’d wrote:
Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:
And a toothless beauty called D
No,…. no, don’t introduce D to Santa or he might not make his rounds.. and I’m waiting for him to bring a new SSD for my macbook .. stocking is already up and waiting.
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I won’t let “D” get her claws into Santa Claus.
She’s all mine anyway!
2019-12-20 at 9:42 AM#919477
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Colin Combover in a Coma
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Grumpy wrote:
Yep….I am so frikkin mature.I giggled like a 10 year old singing this decidedly demented ditty.
Didn’t know if you trans goons have this ditty(original one of clause!).
Glad you aforementioned goons get it.
2019-12-20 at 9:44 AM#919478
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Colin Combover in a Coma
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Branched off wrote:
I don’t think anyone means as much to Colin as Hermit. We will try to entertain him for you in your absence but I think he is happiest when he is in an abuse throwing match and he gets to use or invent long words.
Have a good one Hermit. Shoot some of your guns and think of us in less civilised countries.
Is right Mr Branch!
Worm feels the same, but 25years of being in the Delta Force has numbed his emotions.
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