"You need a girlfriend"

[ScarberianMPTGLParticipant 3286]

Standing at a Taco Bell today, just ordered my meal and was about to grab my drink and this broad comes up out of the washroom and tries to grab my cup, somehow thinking it’s hers “This is mine, right?” Uh, no, you dumb bitch, do you not see me standing here? She apologizes, whatever, I let it slide, no big deal. So she heads over to fill up her drink, I’m waiting for her to finish, just minding my own business and out of the blue she tells me “Smile. Why don’t you want to smile? You should smile.” Maybe I’m just having a bad day, you ever think of that? No, of course not. Then out of nowhere comes the shaming “You need a girlfriend.” And at that point I can’t help myself, I wanted to go off on her so bad but I simply said “I don’t need one.” Luckily that was the end of that but what a nosy broad.

I do find it hilarious that she assumed because I wasn’t smiling that I ‘needed a girlfriend’ as if that was going to miraculously solve the “problem”, as though there was one in the first place. It somehow never occurred to her that maybe I already did? I don’t but it’s amazing how her hamster immediately jumped to ‘he needs a woman’. Yeah, maybe I shouldn’t have said anything at all and walked away. I wasn’t planning on saying anything but I couldn’t help myself, she wouldn’t leave me alone and it’s not like anyone else was gonna do anything about it, plus I still needed to wait for my food.

Sorry guys, just wanted to vent.

I, Lelouch Vi Britannia, command you, all of you, to Go Your Own Way!!

[Old RottweilerParticipant 1520]

The proper response “I need a girlfriend, like a fish needs a bicycle.”

[JVBParticipant]

Just a s~~~ test bro. Well handled.

Peace is > piece.

[Anonymous 42]

Girl? Friend? In what universe do those two words belong together?

You need a girlfriend is and old dried up song they can’t stop playing.
What she really was implying is that SHE NEEDS A BOYFRIEND! The starter road to extraction!

[Solo MAN’S WisdomParticipant]

ScarberianMPTGL wrote:

“You need a girlfriend.”

Next time, simply ask them,

“What. For??”

Make them give you an answer. Maintain eye contact the entire time. It will completely derail their hamster.

When women lead, destruction is the destination. -- Me.

[Chase PesosParticipant 2136]

We need food, air, water, shelter and clothing.

Heck, many hardened Vets have survived without even a few of those.

A chick never falls into any hierarchy of needs, remember that.

Next time another one rubs up against you, “Hey looking for a girlfriend?!” Just keep it moving.

It’s crazy how they think we are like we wouldn’t need to take the time to vett them in even our most blue pill days.

Chase a check, never chase a chick...

[Anonymous 2]

What would you need a girlfriend for? To have somebody nag you to death while expecting you to pay her way for her? It’s easy enough to get pussy without having to deal with being tied down and dealing with somebody who sucks out all of your resources, because she feels she is entitled to it just for being born with a pussy. I wish you would have asked her “If I got a girlfriend, what would she bring to the table besides her pussy?” I’ll bet that would have gotten a reaction out of her!

[Sky-OParticipant 18951]

I only ‘needed’ a girlfriend(s) during my blue era because for me, it was a necessary prelude and foundation for my evolution past the point where I would ‘need’ a girlfriend.

Because if I had never smashed holes, pounded, and redefined the meaning of the word orgasm with a few of them, I would still be chasing that aspect of life.

Because in the absence of the experiences and perspective that I gained on that journey: Everything I would come to think about manipulationships, sex and women would just be based on theories.

But I am grateful for the hard, concrete & definitive truth and wisdom that my journey into blue pill hell and back has given me.

It was all just part of my evolution.

When a caterpillar goes through a process in a cocoon of changing & evolving, it is hard on it and it seems trapped inside (my blue pill era),

But then it emerges in unique and epic form, with wings and can fly.

I am a butterfly.

Free now of the cocoon that once bound me. Evolved, awakened & reborn.

[surfdude12Participant 4103]

“Why don’t I have a girlfriend? Cause I pump and dump.”

[HermitParticipant]

ScarberianMPTGL wrote:

I do find it hilarious that she assumed because I wasn’t smiling that I ‘needed a girlfriend’

If it happens again, tell the female that the reason you aren’t smiling is because you do have a girlfriend and it’s f~~~ing miserable because she also likes to tell me what I f~~~ing need.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[JVBParticipant]

surfdude12 wrote:

“Why don’t I have a girlfriend? Cause I pump and dump.”

^^^^^my man.

Peace is > piece.

[hmskl’dParticipant 6417]

Tell her that I view the term “girlfriend” as an oxymoron. In the long run .. is she really a friend? In my world .. “girlfoe” would be more accurate.

Girlfoe .. a female who does things with intent to harm me. All women are awalts, my hypothetical girlfoe is a woman .. therefore, if she says I need a girlfriend .. she’s really pimping a “girlfoe-awalt” in my direction?

That’s serious stuff. Her pushing someone into my life who will do me great harm .. or at the very least, pull off a scam, a relationship bait and switch or three card dating monte.

Now, ask her to give several clear and concise reasons how that would make my life better .. or worse? I’m a realist .. a conservative realist who knows that the only thing I will gain from a relationship is loss of hard earned dollars, emotional and possibly physical distress .. and in a worse case long term scenario as I realize how I’d been taken .. ultimately, the gnashing of teeth.

Finally, tell her that life is good right now .. I don;t exactly know how to define happiness .. but, I’m not sad, not angry and I generally look forward to each day. I have my path and it seems to be working. Ask her, why should I tamper with this formula? Why should I mess with what seems to be a fairly good thing .. for what? Why? .. and what does this mysterious girlfriend have to bring to the table?

Finally, look her in the eyes and say in simple words that she will understand .. I don;t want her friend, the girl she is undoubtedly trying to pawn off on me .. tell her .. “I’ll make my own sandwiches.” tyvm.

[Can’t Stump TrumpParticipant]

So the solution to not smiling is to get a girlfriend.

If you were smiling before, you definitely won’t be smiling after.

Women are better at multitasking? Fucking up several things at once is not multitasking.

[Joey AlfioParticipant]

That was her way of telling you to off yourself.

Δεν υπάρχει τίποτε αδύνατο γι’ αυτόν που θα προσπαθήσει. - Μέγας Αλέξανδρος

[ScarberianMPTGLParticipant 3286]

Awesome responses, guys. I’ll try to remember some of these next time it comes up. Also, thanks @jvb.

Can’t Stump Trump wrote:

So the solution to not smiling is to get a girlfriend.

If you were smiling before, you definitely won’t be smiling after.

Amen, CST. That was my thought exactly when she said it.

surfdude12 wrote:

“Why don’t I have a girlfriend? Cause I pump and dump.”

LMAO I wish I was good-looking enough to be able to keep a straight face when I said it and be taken seriously.

Hermit wrote:

If it happens again, tell the female that the reason you aren’t smiling is because you do have a girlfriend and it’s f~~~ing miserable because she also likes to tell me what I f~~~ing need.

Yeah, I thought about it but I figured “I don’t need one” was short and to the point.

I, Lelouch Vi Britannia, command you, all of you, to Go Your Own Way!!

[BubParticipant 1411]

How did she know you don’t have a girlfriend?

If you had a girlfriend you definitely wouldn’t be smiling.

Just rolling down the road

[ScarberianMPTGLParticipant 3286]

Bub wrote:

How did she know you don’t have a girlfriend?

If you had a girlfriend you definitely wouldn’t be smiling.

I don’t know, her hamster wheel landed on that option, I suppose.

I, Lelouch Vi Britannia, command you, all of you, to Go Your Own Way!!

[OneTrueMisfitSpectator 2690]

And you need a muzzle bitch.

Don't care

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

“I need a girlfriend like a bicycle needs a fish.”

Corrected.

[Secret Agent MGTOWParticipant 22558]

No thanks, I already have people in my life that irritate me, think they are better than me, and want my money.

Alternate: no thanks, i already have hemmorhoids. Dont need more pain in the ass.

Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.

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