Wymen, Hymen.

[Elric GreenstoneParticipant 1637]

My new favorite spelling for the XX set.

I’m sure I’m not the first one to use that, but I just, at least, either noticed it or recreated it.

I am so tired of dealing with wymen.

No hymen, no ring, wymen!

My wymen had no hymen,
she was a little slut,
and when she wanted marriage,
my front door I did shut.

Chorus:
It ain’t got no zing,
if it ain’t got that hymen ring.
If you wants a diamond,
you’d best not be havin’ fun.

My first wife was a whore,
she just gave it away,
and when she brought home crabs,
it was time to say good day.

Chorus

My last ex- was a lawyer,
she liked to cheat with girls,
I thought this was just dandy,
I was the dumbest in the world.

Chorus

And now they’re all quite older,
and they have all aged like Hell.
The Wall it forgives no one,
well, men it does, oh well!

*****

I think I need sleep now. Good night.

"You can either love women, or understand women. You can't do both. Because once you understand women, you realize that there is really nothing to love."

[007 (Reborn)Participant 1672]

Catchy!

Pursuing Happiness and Freedom.

[Y_Participant 4591]

Women with hymens, do they still exist?

Vicious left wing lie created by Disney

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