WTF

[Helen be DamnedParticipant 480]

This is a f~~~ing horror story. How could you possibly be so blind as not to go “This is the dumbest piece of s~~~ I’ve ever seen or heard of. This bitch is f~~~ing crazy, I’m f~~~ing done.” Not to f~~~ing mention all the control freak bulls~~~ there. I says in so many words not to think or act in any way she finds unsatisfactory. She gave him absolutely no leeway, it’s crystal clear that she is not doing this for him. The saddest part is I think the only reason for this not already being prevalent is most women haven’t been clever enough to come up with this idea themselves, or it sounds like too much work, I know they hate that.

"You can keep your soul, I don't want a cell-mate." - Them Crooked Vultures

[BrainPilotParticipant 7640]

Although I would never sign that contract, I can appreciate that she has at least been honest enough to declare exactly what her demands are (so I can make my now fully informed decision about her).  Most women I know would be smart (sneaky) enough to keep all these expectations quiet until after they were married and could then relate this as a list of demands.  They would also be smart enough to realize that by putting all this in writing, they lose the option to add even more demands later.

This girl is only a teenager.  I suspect that someday soon, she’ll realize that there’s probably a bigger potential payoff for her if she keeps her mouth shut about these things until after she’s married to the target and he can no longer just decline and walk away with his assets.  She’ll figure it out soon enough, or the hive will explain it to her.

As for the contract itself, I notice two problems.  The first is that she offers NOTHING in return for having this list of expectations met.  I am capable of meeting every one of these expectations, and then some, but I would need to somehow be motivated to do so.  The first problem is that aside from vagina access, this girl probably has little else to offer me in return.

The second problem is that there is no time limit specified.  All valid contracts must have term specified.

So, I could correct this contract and make it acceptable by adding only two stipulations.  The first would be that unlimited vagina access would have to be specified and assured (since that is all the other party is bringing to the exchange, this must be confirmed).  The second would be that either party could terminate the contract, at any point, for any reason, without any further obligation or transfer of any sort of resource or asset, and without any advanced notice.

Now, after meeting everyone of these expectations for about 30-60 minutes, and having unlimited vagina access for that same period of time, a man can terminate and walk away with no further obligation…   She’ll still get some serious competition from any honest prostitute, but she might get one or two reasonable (but broke) men to agree to this… at least for a short while.

Look, it's not my fault that tornado dropped a house on your sister. Now get back on your broom and get your ass out of here... and take your monkeys with you

[Binary LogicParticipant 2351]

Now I’ve read some crazy pieces in my time, but that right there is just blatant stupidity. I fear much of it is the result of society teaching the girl that it operates on her feminine rules and standards. F*ck me sideways, I’d hate to see where society will be in another 20. Smh.

Funny, isn't it? How women thrive on a mans time, attention and resources, while simultaneously telling him he isn't enough...

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