Would You Go fishing With DYD?

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

Anonymous wrote:

I am not into fishing. my exes father was into fishing. I went out on the boat with him. He was divorced. I learned a boat load of knowledge about surviving a divorce. he didn’t have any sons and so he gave me all the father to son knowledge he had. I thank that man everyday I am alive. he taught me about perseverance, patience, kindness and generosity. But he was absolutely clueless about his daughter’s violent nature. I just couldn’t tell him.

he was shoved out of his home, demonized by his ex, and kids were alienated from him. his kids came back to him once they realized he wasn’t a monster.

Join us man, you dont have to fish, theres loads of other fun stuff to do on the ship. Theres the smack shack down below, walk the plank hopscotch, throwing dynamite and hand grenades into the water, all sorts.

[Anonymous 43]

best part of fishing…you decide who is welcome aboard the boat.

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

Anonymous wrote:

best part of fishing…you decide who is welcome aboard the boat.

Damn straight yo.

[Billy&The CloneasaurusParticipant]

F~~~ yeah I’d be in…except I’m on probation due to the ex c~~~. It would have to be a one-way trip for me. Leaving Cuckistan in the rear view mirror sounds f~~~ing awesome

The answer, is no.

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

Billy&The Cloneasaurus wrote:

F~~~ yeah I’d be in…except I’m on probation due to the ex c~~~. It would have to be a one-way trip for me. Leaving Cuckistan in the rear view mirror sounds f~~~ing awesome

F~~~ yeh, leave behind those f~~~~~ landlubbers forever!

[Anonymous 14]

Tell me DYD you aren’t going to drop anchor off Sellafield.

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

Anonymous wrote:

Tell me DYD you aren’t going to drop anchor off Sellafield.

We’re gunna come pick you up bitch!

[Anonymous 14]

Find us a remote island somewhere and take it over by force.

[Anonymous 12]

beware of my big schtick!

[HermitParticipant]

Dashing Young Dissident wrote:

Ogre wrote:

Your call. Freshwater or salt, your continent or mine.

Salt water of course, and anywhere far away, somewhere f~~~ing cool and where we get into serious directional trouble and crash into a treasure island.

Why does it have to be salt? There are plenty of places nearby where I live with some really good freshwater fishing. Just wish I still had my little 17′ fishing boat. Had to sell it after the divorce.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

And one woman with a sense of the bizarre.

(just kidding)

Throw up some sails, stop that clunky gas guzzler and I’m there.

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[HermitParticipant]

Puffin Stuff wrote:

And one woman with a sense of the bizarre.

Ha…..I like that…… When you’re out on the water where she can’t swim to shore, she may start to act like a real woman should behave.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[TaxGuyParticipant]

Dashing Young Dissident wrote:

TaxGuy wrote:

Guy 1 to Guy 2: Hey, let’s say you went fishing with a friend. And the first night you guys really booze it up, drunk as a skunk. You wake up the next morning, memory a little foggy, but you’re pretty sure you did something wrong, and your ass hurts just a little bit. Would you tell anyone?

Guy 2: Probably not.

Guy 1: Want to go fishing next weekend?

I expected to see that joke when I opened this thread.

I hope my ass doesn’t get plundered in my cabin by you gay f~~~s.

In my joke, you are the guy inviting everyone, so you would be Guy 1. All of the guys agreeing to go would be Guy 2.

Looks like you’re going to be pretty busy DYD!

Order the good wine

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

Hermit wrote:

Why does it have to be salt? There are plenty of places nearby where I live with some really good freshwater fishing. Just wish I still had my little 17′ fishing boat. Had to sell it after the divorce.

I like it salty.

TaxGuy wrote:

In my joke, you are the guy inviting everyone, so you would be Guy 1. All of the guys agreeing to go would be Guy 2.

Looks like you’re going to be pretty busy DYD!

Call me Captain Pinkbeard.

[HermitParticipant]

Dashing Young Dissident wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Why does it have to be salt? There are plenty of places nearby where I live with some really good freshwater fishing. Just wish I still had my little 17′ fishing boat. Had to sell it after the divorce.

I like it salty.

TaxGuy wrote:

In my joke, you are the guy inviting everyone, so you would be Guy 1. All of the guys agreeing to go would be Guy 2.

Looks like you’re going to be pretty busy DYD!

Call me Captain Pinkbeard.

Somethin’ tells me you have absolutely no interest in fishing………just partying on a ship…….. I’m still in! ……but I want lots of whores on board……lots of dirty filthy whores………

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[53ClicksUpParticipant 1345]

Man that looks like a cool game!!! But I think I would surface and use my deck gun just for fun!

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

Hermit wrote:

but I want lots of whores on board……lots of dirty filthy whores………

We can yell this at them:

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

DYD’s boat fishing trip goes mega t~~~ up:

[Anonymous 6]

Grenade fishing anyone?

[HermitParticipant]

Dashing Young Dissident wrote:

DYD’s boat fishing trip goes mega t~~~ up:

I see naked dudes and no women. I’M OUT!

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

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