Would You Go fishing With DYD?

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

Ok, I don’t own a boat, prob never will lol but if I did, you guys are invited to come fishing with me. I don’t know jack s~~~ about fishing so some of you guys might have to show me the ropes.

We will chill out, get drunk as f~~~, and go looking for landwhales and Jaws.

And G-Mow, you’re invited as well you prick.

[Anonymous 14]

I will go as long as I get to bring a jet pack and a machine gun.

[Anonymous 6]

I was considering it but the picture changed my mind slightly!

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

Hard pass.

That wold be too much insanity in one boat…

What could go wrong?

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

Dashing Young Dissident wrote:

I will go as long as I get to bring a jet pack and a machine gun.

Right on man, bring whatever you like. Guns sound good. F~~~ yeh.

Anonymous wrote:

I was considering it but the picture changed my mind slightly!

Swimming in the sea trips me the f~~~ out too.

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

Carnage wrote:

Hard pass.

That wold be too much insanity in one boat…

What could go wrong?

Tower might try to bum you? Lol.

[Anonymous 6]

I’m down. But since you’re boat has sunk, i suggest we stay on the shore.

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

Anonymous wrote:

I’m down. But since you’re boat has sunk, i suggest we stay on the shore.

Blade shot a hole through the floor the c~~~.

[OgreParticipant 5863]

Your call. Freshwater or salt, your continent or mine. As much as I sometimes want to skip your posts just because they so often become toxic (not blaming you exclusively) you’re still a solid dude here.

I’ve seen your demeanor in the apartments in NZ, and more recently with your current situation. I think you might be mellowing out a little bit.

Either way, I don’t think you’d get us killed fishing. So yeah I’d be in.

I failed to realize in my youth that I was the prize. I was going to work. I was going to earn. Little did I realize that due to feminism, that no longer meant I had to share. Road soon, Desert after.

[TaxGuyParticipant]

Guy 1 to Guy 2: Hey, let’s say you went fishing with a friend. And the first night you guys really booze it up, drunk as a skunk. You wake up the next morning, memory a little foggy, but you’re pretty sure you did something wrong, and your ass hurts just a little bit. Would you tell anyone?

Guy 2: Probably not.

Guy 1: Want to go fishing next weekend?

I expected to see that joke when I opened this thread.

Order the good wine

[WPLParticipant 2390]

“We’re going on a dynamite fishing trip this weekend.”
“That’s nice. What kind of bait are you using?”
“None. Like I said, it’s gonna be a DYNAMITE fishing trip!”

(I can’t take credit for this joke; read it somewhere years ago).

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

Sorry, did I say boat? F~~~ that, I meant a ship. A pirate ship. Ahoooy there matey.

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

Ogre wrote:

Your call. Freshwater or salt, your continent or mine. As much as I sometimes want to skip your posts just because they so often become toxic (not blaming you exclusively) you’re still a solid dude here.

I’ve seen your demeanor in the apartments in NZ, and more recently with your current situation. I think you might be mellowing out a little bit.

Either way, I don’t think you’d get us killed fishing. So yeah I’d be in.

Alrighty, welcome aboard.

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

WPL wrote:

“We’re going on a dynamite fishing trip this weekend.”
“That’s nice. What kind of bait are you using?”
“None. Like I said, it’s gonna be a DYNAMITE fishing trip!”

(I can’t take credit for this joke; read it somewhere years ago).

Dina what?

I changed my mind, IM ALL IN.

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

Ogre wrote:

Your call. Freshwater or salt, your continent or mine.

Salt water of course, and anywhere far away, somewhere f~~~ing cool and where we get into serious directional trouble and crash into a treasure island.

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

TaxGuy wrote:

Guy 1 to Guy 2: Hey, let’s say you went fishing with a friend. And the first night you guys really booze it up, drunk as a skunk. You wake up the next morning, memory a little foggy, but you’re pretty sure you did something wrong, and your ass hurts just a little bit. Would you tell anyone?

Guy 2: Probably not.

Guy 1: Want to go fishing next weekend?

I expected to see that joke when I opened this thread.

I hope my ass doesn’t get plundered in my cabin by you gay f~~~s.

[DocParticipant]

no

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape, finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. Marcus Aurelius

[Anonymous 12]

Dashing Young Dissident wrote:

And G-Mow, you’re invited as well you prick.

Me on the same boat as you and all your Tuna smell.
Okay, let´s go!

[Anonymous 43]

I would go fishing with you.

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

Anonymous wrote:

Me on the same boat as you and all your Tuna smell.
Okay, let´s go!

Lets do this you scurvy yellow livered blaggard!

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