Womens High Standards for a Husband (must watch video)

[SamsquanchParticipant 4226]

Scrolling down the comments, this one wins:

Steve Best18 hours ago (edited)
If you were God and gave a girl the whole universe, she’d still complain you didn’t do enough for her, and expect you to create a new one.

[SwimcatParticipant 3600]

She’d have to have a trick pelvis or be able to swallow a baseball bat

[bigboy83Participant 11312]

Standards? Nobody is listening to them, anymore. Who cares.

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

[Anonymous 5]

High foluten c~~~s when to many demands.will she offer anything other than two meat sacks on her chest and a smelly hole?

[BadgerParticipant 2277]

Many years ago, a guy did the same thing in a local paper where I lived. A few people asked if it was me, but they all laughed when I told them: “No, but I am writing to the guy to ask for his rejects!”

[Elric GreenstoneParticipant 1637]

Yeah, I’m going to steal KM’s lines here. (KM, feel free to insert your standard response to this, which is surely better than my paraphrasing).

What the f~~~ does she bring to the table?

She looks early 30s, and is not particularly attractive. She’s definitely not a nice person. She seems like a spoiled brat. What’s in it for any guy she dates?

She has a fundamental misunderstanding of her sexual market value. If she was 19 or 22 and blonde, pretty, demure, and part of a wildly obedient religious group, she’d still have trouble finding a guy with those qualities to think she’s worth it.

There may well be some idiot out there who breeds her.

A greater fool aside, I can only see dating her if she was worth many many tens of millions . . . and even then, I’d be earning every cent of that settlement.

Jesus.

"You can either love women, or understand women. You can't do both. Because once you understand women, you realize that there is really nothing to love."

[KimmurielParticipant 480]

She loves dogs……she’ll have to stock up on peanut butter

"You meet a few exceedingly forsaken, Sit around the cooler refusing domestication" Aesop Rock

[Anonymous 11]

My dog came from a breeder, and I don’t like sugar. Take that c~~~!

[NeutronParticipant 321]

Must walk on water

Must raise the dead

Must be able to leap over a skyscraper in a single bound, or at least from a running start of 30 feet.

Now we know where the expression ‘bats~~~ crazy’ originated!

None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

[HammerheadParticipant 362]

That whiny voice, the weird mark/gouge on her right cheek when she scrunches her smile, her flabby arms…shall I go on? I’d never touch that broad in a million years…

One of her listed requirements is “Can’t be stronger than me.” WTF???

I can’t stand Steve Harvey, but I love his comments:
01:57: “The hell…what???”
05:26: “Do you like quiet time? … You gonna have a lot of it!”

Easy prediction – lots of pets in her future, but no marriage or kids.

[HammerheadParticipant 362]

Maybe we should have an equal list of demands? Something like:

1. Must be able to suck-start a Harley;
2. Can’t own any pet;
3. Can’t have any female – – or male – – friends;
4. Must not own any flannel nightgowns/granny panties/comfortable clothes;
5. Must cook, clean and mend;
6. Must not have a smartphone or any Facebook/other social media accounts;
7. Must initiate or offer sex every day, and never refuse any sexual approach or type of sex.

Oh, wait, I just eliminated the entire population of women…

WINNING!!!

[Faith+1Participant 866]

It’s s~~~ like this that makes me soooooo happy to be MGTOW. I’ve got a migraine after watching that video. It’s just so exhausting trying to be one of these douchbags.

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