Women in the Workplace II

[Two Time WinnerParticipant 1090]

Anyone that read Part I knows my work situation. If you don’t and are interested, just look it up. I’ve been there about four months. The building is a standard business suite, but with upstairs. There is one restroom upstairs and two downstairs. Small restrooms with no urinals.

There are four women there now. The biggest one has to be about 450 pounds, her hips almost hit the frame going through a 32 inch door. Two more are about the same size at 300-325 pounds. The last one is close to normal.

I usually use the restroom downstairs next to my office. On a few occasions I’ve used the other two. Of course, I pick up the seat and lid to pee. I’ve noticed when I’ve done in all of them and put the seat down it didn’t close straight. I’d reach down to straighten it, and it would move and then spring right back. Those women had broken the seats on every one with their big fat asses.

I’m a pretty regular guy, take a dump between six and seven in the morning. A couple of weeks ago something hit my stomach wrong and I had to take one at work. When I sat down the damn toilet rocked back and forth. Those f~~~ing land whales have broken the wax seal and maybe the flange on the toilet with their mounds of blubber.

Man, I am working in the Twilight Zone.

TTW

I ain't got a wife to spend my money, I have to do that all by myself.

[Duke TogoParticipant 2664]

Sounds like it is time for you and your boss to man the harpoons.

[SandalsParticipant 4253]

Women do not belong in the workplace. It’s time it needs to be said. Enough skirting around the whole issue. There is NO place for a women in the workplace, ever. Unless it’s a brothel.

[EndParticipant 262]

Sandals wrote:

Women do not belong in the workplace. It’s time it needs to be said. Enough skirting around the whole issue. There is NO place for a women in the workplace, ever. Unless it’s a brothel.

Well you can’t very well send the 400 pounders to the brothels….They’ll end up smothering the customers under their blubber. Maybe we could send them to the candle factory ;).

[Secret Agent MGTOWParticipant 22538]

Two Time Winner wrote:

Anyone that read Part I knows my work situation. If you don’t and are interested, just look it up. I’ve been there about four months. The building is a standard business suite, but with upstairs. There is one restroom upstairs and two downstairs. Small restrooms with no urinals.
There are four women there now. The biggest one has to be about 450 pounds, her hips almost hit the frame going through a 32 inch door. Two more are about the same size at 300-325 pounds. The last one is close to normal.
I usually use the restroom downstairs next to my office. On a few occasions I’ve used the other two. Of course, I pick up the seat and lid to pee. I’ve noticed when I’ve done in all of them and put the seat down it didn’t close straight. I’d reach down to straighten it, and it would move and then spring right back. Those women had broken the seats on every one with their big fat asses.
I’m a pretty regular guy, take a dump between six and seven in the morning. A couple of weeks ago something hit my stomach wrong and I had to take one at work. When I sat down the damn toilet rocked back and forth. Those f~~~ing land whales have broken the wax seal and maybe the flange on the toilet with their mounds of blubber.
Man, I am working in the Twilight Zone.
TTW

I think if they are raised with a sense of giving a s~~~ about others, learning about the golden rule, ie how would you feel being treated this way, etc, or work in a job where giving a crap about customers affects their earnings, like for ex home and auto insurance, I think if they have been raised to have empathy with other people as opposed to letting their innate narcissism run wild, you can have a chance of having an effective female in the workplace in terms of being able to bring in new, and keep existing, customers.

But all the rest of the baggage of women workers still comes with even the best female workers.

Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.

[SpiderHerderParticipant 3770]

Sandals wrote:

Women do not belong in the workplace. It’s time it needs to be said. Enough skirting around the whole issue. There is NO place for a women in the workplace, ever. Unless it’s a brothel.

Yep. And only under 110lbs.

Unless she’s tall, then it’s 115lbs.

TTW: broken toilet seats, that’s pitiful. It could be dropped in the suggestion box if there’s one: install porkerproof industrial toilet seats please.

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

And think of how much of the money you pay for health care will go to taking care of these pre-diabetic land whales. Don’t ever let one know your calling her fat or the pc police in HR will come down on you for fabricated sexual harrassment, a totally embarrassing accusation from a complete and utter fugly.

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[Branched offParticipant 10958]

It must happen but I have never seen a woman yet fix a toilet seat (or for that matter any thing else related to bathroom plumbing). They need us to do everything, even things they could do if they were arsed.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[AwakenedParticipant 35203]

The Older they get, the LARGER they become.

The older they get, the UGLIER they get.

The older they get, the more DEMANDING they become.

The older they get, the more MISERABLE they become.

The older they get, ETC. ETC. ETC.

The lesson to be learned…..

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[iMickey503Participant 12465]

The fatter they get, the more money we all make!

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[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Two Time Winner wrote:

Those f~~~ing land whales have broken the wax seal and maybe the flange on the toilet with their mounds of blubber.

And that’s only the start of it. Every time someone flushes, that water’s going to seek its own level, and without the wax seal to contain it…

End wrote:

Maybe we could send them to the candle factory ;).

Naw. Those would be some scented candles you don’t want to smell.

The cat food factory would be more appropriate. It’s a circle of life kind of thing. And the fishy smell would be a plus there.

[HermitParticipant]

Women do not belong at a work place with men, I’ve even had a couple women tell me this. One I have to work with called me yesterday to ask me a question and when I gave her an answer she argued with me. She wound up asking me again, “So, what do I do?”, and I gave her the same f~~~ing answer and she finally hung up. C~~~s overcomplicate s~~~ all the f~~~ing time. I really get sick of it.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Two Time WinnerParticipant 1090]

sidecar wrote:

Two Time Winner wrote:

Those f~~~ing land whales have broken the wax seal and maybe the flange on the toilet with their mounds of blubber.

And that’s only the start of it. Every time someone flushes, that water’s going to seek its own level, and without the wax seal to contain it…

End wrote:

Maybe we could send them to the candle factory ;).

Naw. Those would be some scented candles you don’t want to smell.
The cat food factory would be more appropriate. It’s a circle of life kind of thing. And the fishy smell would be a plus there.

You have nailed it. For some reason that bathroom has a wood parquet floor. Those around the toilet base have begun very slightly to curl at the edges. Started to bring it up to the boss, then thought better and kept my mouth shut. No reason to bring up a problem to be associated with, let the landlord figure it out.

TTW

I ain't got a wife to spend my money, I have to do that all by myself.

[SH3LLZParticipant 5569]

Even toilets have a weight limit… Lol They weren’t designed to handle that kind of stress.

#ICETHEMOUT!!! #MANOUT!!! #HIDEYOURWEALTH #VAGINAISWORTHLESS

[SESQUI ano estParticipant 2535]

Two Time Winner wrote:

The last one is close to normal.

A lot of the women we see nowadays that are considered beautiful are quite over fat. It is getting harder and harder to find a reasonably healthy looking woman over the age of twenty.

End wrote:

Well you can’t very well send the 400 pounders to the brothels….They’ll end up smothering the customers under their blubber. Maybe we could send them to the candle factory ;).

I p~~~ed myself laughing there.

sidecar wrote:

Naw. Those would be some scented candles you don’t want to smell. The cat food factory would be more appropriate. It’s a circle of life kind of thing. And the fishy smell would be a plus there.

…and then I p~~~ed a little more.

Puffin Stuff wrote:

And think of how much of the money you pay for health care will go to taking care of these pre-diabetic land whales

The health care costs for these women are extraordinary over a lifetime. The productivity and amount of work over a given time period is poor also. These women in the workplace cost society sooooo much. They will outlive some of you though because you’ll be working so hard to pay their pensions and health bills through taxes etc.

Everyday above ground is a good one. Everyday above ground while single...better still.

[Call Me WinterParticipant 141]

I love leaving a toilet seat up after having a pee, just the thought of a woman cussing and cursing about how entitled they are and expecting the seat to be put down for them, f~~~ them, don’t forget to leave it up for me girls 😉

God created man...........then he fucked up! Female empowerment only lasts until you reach the cash till.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Two Time Winner wrote:

You have nailed it. For some reason that bathroom has a wood parquet floor. Those around the toilet base have begun very slightly to curl at the edges.

There really is no limit to the ways that women can cost a company. After I finally got rid of my last female employee, my numbers for the very next month showed a significant reduction in operating costs. A large part of that reduction were things that didn’t make any sense, and I still don’t know how they connected back to her, but nothing else explains them but her leaving. Needing less toilet paper and a lower heating bill for the office were easy to understand, but the landscaper started billing fewer hours as well.

Started to bring it up to the boss, then thought better and kept my mouth shut.

Bring it up anonymously. He needs to know. It’s the aggregation of little things like this that can snowball to take down a business. Also, the longer you wait, the harder it’s going to be to fix, and you really don’t want to be down a whole toilet for days on end sharing with those landwhales while theirs is repaired.

[CombatRollParticipant 2594]

I used to work with a bitch so fat that she had a handycap spot. WTF.

It gets better. I parked next two her and was asked to move my car. I sat there confused. It was then explained that she had to open her car door ALL THE WAY open so she could exit the car.

My response was, “She should park at the back of the parking lot to get more exercise”.

It gets even better. I used to have to go in her office and noticed a white powder dusting around her chair. I asked the young hot chick what that was about and she laughed her ass off and replied, “Thats her powder she puts under her FUPA”. WTGDF. She had to put powder under her fat flap.

Oh, Yeah.. It gets better. Her dog died and it sat on the floor of her apartment all day b/c she couldn’t bend her fat ass over to pick it up. She had to wait on someone to come get it.

Oh yeah…. there’s more. Her AC broke and she was such a nasty hoarder that she thought if she called maintenance guy they would evict her. So she just lived in the horrible heat.

[CuckSniperParticipant 449]

Awakened wrote:

The Older they get, the LARGER they become.
The older they get, the UGLIER they get.
The older they get, the more DEMANDING they become.
The older they get, the more MISERABLE they become.
The older they get, ETC. ETC. ETC.
The lesson to be learned…..

Stick to 1 night stands with 20 year olds? 😛

[NoLongerBlindParticipant 530]

“Two Time Winner” -thanks for this making it make sense!!!

In all the years of ERA…putting them in the workplace….WHAT DID THEY BRING YOU?????? In my memory…they brought LOTS of DRAMA and conflict with OTHER WOMEN!!!!! Most of the “drama” was bet
Themselves!!!!!!

What do you think Brothers?

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