Women cannot count to five

[It’sallbsParticipant]

PistolPete wrote:

This actually happened yesterday—believe it or not:

I go into a Krystal Burger. They have a special on the menu: order any 5 items for $5. I order a coffee and four little chicken sandwiches. When the woman who took my order brings it to the table I see my coffee and three chicken sandwiches.

Me: Where is the fourth sandwich?
Her: You only ordered three chicken sandwiches.
Me: No the deal is 5 items for $5 dollars, and I paid $5 and ordered five items–four chicken sandwiches and a coffee.
Her: Well the receipt shows you only ordered three sandwiches and a coffee.
Me: Does the receipt show I paid $5 dollars?
Her: Yes
Me: Is it possible you made a mistake when you entered my order?
Her: No I don’t think so.
Me: But clearly there is a error isn’t there?
Me: The deal is 5 items for $5; I paid $5 why would I only get 4 items if I paid for 5?

This little logic quandary left her so completely in the dust it was laughable.

Me: How about just getting me another sandwich?
Her: Well I don’t know because then the receipt wouldn’t match the order.
Me: No but it would match what I paid for wouldn’t it?

She grudgingly went and got me my little f~~~ing sandwich—which I had paid for. But note: The deal is 5 for 5 and she is carrying a tray with 4 items on it and it NEVER occurred to her that anything is amiss.

And to answer the unasked YES! she was a middle-aged fugly type—and she is stupid on top of it all.

Did you eat the missing sandwich when she finally brought it?

I wouldn’t have done.

http://www.leavemeansleave.eu

[It’sallbsParticipant]

hmskl’d wrote:

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Those are fake, there’s loads of videos with her on you tube.

http://www.leavemeansleave.eu

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

Yes I ate it and by the WAY Falling Down was my ANTHEM movie for YEARS AND YEARS!

[Anonymous 13]

PistolPete wrote:

Yes I ate it and by the WAY Falling Down was my ANTHEM movie for YEARS AND YEARS!

Falling down, one of the best movies ever.

EVERY man can relate.

I’m the bad guy?

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