Women cannot count to five

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

This actually happened yesterday—believe it or not:

I go into a Krystal Burger. They have a special on the menu: order any 5 items for $5. I order a coffee and four little chicken sandwiches. When the woman who took my order brings it to the table I see my coffee and three chicken sandwiches.

Me: Where is the fourth sandwich?
Her: You only ordered three chicken sandwiches.
Me: No the deal is 5 items for $5 dollars, and I paid $5 and ordered five items–four chicken sandwiches and a coffee.
Her: Well the receipt shows you only ordered three sandwiches and a coffee.
Me: Does the receipt show I paid $5 dollars?
Her: Yes
Me: Is it possible you made a mistake when you entered my order?
Her: No I don’t think so.
Me: But clearly there is a error isn’t there?
Me: The deal is 5 items for $5; I paid $5 why would I only get 4 items if I paid for 5?

This little logic quandary left her so completely in the dust it was laughable.

Me: How about just getting me another sandwich?
Her: Well I don’t know because then the receipt wouldn’t match the order.
Me: No but it would match what I paid for wouldn’t it?

She grudgingly went and got me my little f~~~ing sandwich—which I had paid for. But note: The deal is 5 for 5 and she is carrying a tray with 4 items on it and it NEVER occurred to her that anything is amiss.

And to answer the unasked YES! she was a middle-aged fugly type—and she is stupid on top of it all.

[bstoffParticipant 4863]

Meh. Much ado about nothing.
Glad you slapped her down, though.

She will be thinking and talking about you all week.

[Can’t Stump TrumpParticipant]

These are the same c~~~s crying for more women in STEM. Lol.

Women are better at multitasking? Fucking up several things at once is not multitasking.

[Anonymous 42]

The best of the best entitled and advantaged women, that have allot of math to calculate, with an all female Air India flight crew can’t even figure out why they’re having a fuel emergency after flying for hours with their landing gear in the down and locked position, and with the indicator telling them so.

Hmmmm’ I ask you? Who can mathematically multitask, men, or women?

[Anonymous 13]

Pete having a bad day.

[AussieParticipant 2509]

I went into my local cafe and a very tall young and cute (blonde) served me at the counter. I asked for a large coffee it was $3.50. I gave her a $5 note. She asked me how much change I should get. I said ‘are you serious?’ She replied that maths was not her strong point. I told her that maybe working with as a cash handler with somebody elses money was not the career for her and she should try basketball or stripping. She laughed and agreed. I told the cafe owner who eventually fired her. This is why they invented cash registers that calculate the change because of retards like this. I mean, FFS, even a hooker needs to be able to count how many c~~~s she has sucked so she gets her pay right from the pimp at the end of the night….

" I feel threatened "

[Anonymous 2]

Nicely done Pete for checking her lazy ass. She probably knew about it and wanted the sandwich for herself.

[MonkParticipant 16985]

Can’t Stump Trump wrote:

These are the same c~~~s crying for more women in STEM.

And when they get there they get rubber stamped all the way through.

I’ve lost count of the number of degree-toting c~~~s I’ve had to deal with who can’t even read and write properly.

[bstoffParticipant 4863]

Maybe she ate one on the way?

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

I rarely get mad at low-pay service personnel. If they were any smarter – they’d work someplace else. At least they aren’t sucking on the government’s tit and blaming others.

When I get s~~~ty service at an upscale place – it’s a different story

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[Anonymous 3]

You should have thrown the coffee in her face & said ” f~~~ you ”
That might be a little extreme, but I haven’t had my sensitivity training yet.
Anyway, thanks for posting.

[Anonymous 11]

My nearest Krystal never ceases to amaze me too. I went through the Krystal parking lot the other week and after looking at the employees decided to skip over to my nearest Cook Out for their $5 meal instead.

[Billy&The CloneasaurusParticipant]

Hahahahahah

Almost worth it just so you could tell her to go back in the kitchen and get you a sandwich

The answer, is no.

[Handsome VicParticipant 1613]

I'm going my own way. Maybe I'll see you there.

[Knarley BobParticipant 2219]

When I was much younger, still in high school, I worked as an “Orderly” at the hospital. One day I was asked to put the rails on a gurney. The four RN’s there couldn’t figure it out collectively.

OATHKEEPERS, not on our watch. MOLON LABE

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

Billy&The Cloneasaurus wrote:

Hahahahahah

Almost worth it just so you could tell her to go back in the kitchen and get you a sandwich

dammit! that was a truly golden opportunity to use that phrase in real situation. Pistol Pete missed out

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[hmskl’dParticipant 6406]

[Anonymous 9]

PistolPete wrote:

Me: Is it possible you made a mistake when you entered my order?
Her: No I don’t think so.

She should at least admit that there is a possibility she made a mistake. I guess, in her f~~~ed up mind, she thinks it’s impossible for a woman to be wrong about anything.

[Sky-OParticipant 18936]

Aussie,

She can do math.

She was trying to hint that $1 of that should be a tip for her.

[NerevarParticipant 8040]

Anonymous wrote:

Pete having a bad day.

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Thanks for that scene, I realized I had never seen the movie (but I remembered its existence), so I just downloaded it and will watch it later today 🙂

"One of the best things internet exposed is just how insane women are." - Freeman_K

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