"Will YOU Help Me Move?"

[Anonymous 42]

sidecar wrote:

I was referring to those times when your reward is seeing all her crap on the curb in front of your house instead of inside it. That priceless sight can be much more satisfying than any sammich or blowjob.

@sidecar, now that you clarified that, I respectfully disagree. I’d rather see it in a dumpster under some rotten maggoty garbage, or in my rural location, in a large pile burning in the middle of the lawn!

 

Anonymous wrote:

I’m the pickup truck guy. For those of you who own one, you know exactly what I mean.

Hey CPig, I use mine on several occasions for collision repair on their weaker counterparts “the car”. You save allot of time and effort instead of using hydraulics. I’ve been using my off-road Yotadozer as a log skidder for years, it has tire chains front and rear! You can’t stop it! A friend of mine operating an excavator, was laughing at the size of the logs I was dragging away, and how fast I could drag them! It’s a choice between Yotadozer, and the skid-loader (with grapple bucket). Yotadozer is way faster over long distances, and a much smoother ride. Try sitting in a skid-steer and bouncing around all day, I get bruised by the safety bar!

Yotadozer; iron slave! Mangina; Woman’s slave!

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Anonymous wrote:

@Sidecar, now that you clarified that, I respectfully disagree. I’d rather see it in a dumpster under some rotten maggoty garbage, or in my rural location, in a large pile burning in the middle of the lawn!

Well there’s no accounting for taste, I guess. I personally prefer to watch their rage and frustration as they desperately run around like headless chickens trying to figure out where they’re going to put their stuff and how they’re going to get it there. Meanwhile a storm’s ‘a comin’.

If their stuff is ruined they just write it off and get even angrier at you. Their anger is amusing to be sure, but fear and panic can be even better.

[experiencedParticipant]

“Will YOU Help Me Move?”   “Sorry… haven’t got the time.  The one to handle your move/flat tire/plumbing/… is a paid professional. Contact my ex, she’s got a lot of money and can help you with that.”

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[DakotaParticipant 341]

sidecar wrote:

I personally prefer to watch their rage and frustration as they desperately run around like headless chickens trying to figure out where they’re going to put their stuff and how they’re going to get it there. Meanwhile a storm’s ‘a comin’.

Agreed.  Free entertainment.  Don’t forget to smile and wave!

I have two basic tenants of philosopy that will preclude any discussion in moving her s~~~:

1.  I don’t work for free…ever.  [What about buds? I wouldn’t let them help me for free.]
2.  I don’t volunteer. I even looked the word up once. Don’t get it.

If she can afford a $675 dollar iPhone amortized over 2 years for $2,500 bucks, high-speed internet at $100 bucks, hair dyed and styled at $240-$400 bucks, Honda Civic $425/month, defaulted student loan $125…she can pay me dearly.  Dearly.  If not…p~~~ off.

[megatoad69Participant 449]

Just say NO to Drudge!

You can't reason with unreasonable, there; women, figured out, there is nothing to reason.

[MgtowWaveParticipant 4352]

Looks to me like women always expect something from you for free .

I really suspect they evolved that way

Help you move? hmmm what are you going to do for me?

frankly my dear i don't give a damn

[experiencedParticipant]

Sidecar’s,     “storm’s ‘a comin.”

Hoe,         yeah

“storm’s a comin”

hoe                         yeah

hoe       yeah           hoe  yeah

storm is a comin,                        hoe                                                                          yeah

 

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[Anonymous 42]

sidecar wrote:

I personally prefer to watch their rage and frustration as they desperately run around like headless chickens

They run around like enraged headless chickens all the time anyway! I enjoy the look on their face when they see a big burn spot on the lawn and still can’t figure it out?

Her: What’s the burn spot from?

Me: The lawn mower was parked there and left running for too long, that’s how the grass got burned.

Her: Where’s my stuff?

Me: I thought you picked it up, I left it there on the burn spot before I mowed the lawn.

Her: I didn’t pick it up, where’s my stuff?

Me: I don’t know, could be anywhere, everywhere, like smoke, it just vanished!

 

 

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Anonymous wrote:

I’ve never been married.

It’s not just a marriage thing. It’s a “letting a woman stay over at your house even for a single night” thing, married or otherwise. They always leave something behind, like they’re marking territory or creating an excuse to come back or something. They may pick up whatever they “forgot” the next time they stop by, but only if they leave something else in its stead. Something bigger. It starts with something small, like a stocking or panties, but left unchecked it will escalate to where she’s demanding you get rid of your furniture to make room for the new couch she’s insisting you buy for “us”. With enough visits, she’ll completely fill your home with her crap, and well, let’s just say I have a preferred method for putting a stop to that before it escalates.

[experiencedParticipant]

For Sidecar: Exactly!  When a LAYDEEZ leaves something behind, it is by choice.  This is done for three reasons: 1) it reminds you of her, 2) it marks territory for subsequent laydeez’z, 3) it gives her an excuse to stop by unexpectedly to pick that crap up.

The point is, it is a red flag and a choice.  Is it her territory?   Did she ask, “Say, could I please I leave my XXXXXXXXX here?”

It’s a bluff !  She is wagering that, well, any poelite genteelman certainly would not question this slight accident.” The noise you hear is the nostrils of the camel inhaling and exhaling inches from the tent material.

Do you let the camel’s nose into the tent, “it’s just the toe I mean nose, I don’t see what the big deal is!”   “You don’t have to my sweetest.”

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[mgtow_85Participant 752]

I used to move furniture for a living. The pay sucks in comparison to how bad your body and muscles ache after moving that s~~~ around on a daily basis. But to do it for a WOMAN…no price they could offer me would be worth it.

Where is your INDEPENDENCE now??? Where is your smug attitude that all men are idiots and that most men should be killed off…except for a scant few that would be spared so they can repopulate the earth at a rate to your satisfaction and to do all the heavy lifting and insect-squashing for you? Do your own lifting, you dumb bitches. You don’t NEED men anymore, remember???

Oh, and as a side post, guys, this is my first post on here in more than two weeks because I’ve been having problems with my computer these days and trying to get it an Internet connection, or even getting it to turn on. Looks like I need a new laptop since I’ve had this current one for seven years, so pardon my absence!!!

[Deus Ex MachinaParticipant 1068]

Seriously hate it when Females ask for help when they need to be moved.

 

I learn this long ago because I saw a pattern in which most of the assertive “don’t give a s~~~” type guys were never asked. and back when I was a blue-pill type guy I always was asked, and like a f~~~ing idiot, ALWAYS said “yes”…. After swallowing that delicious Red Pill, that was the end of saying “Yes” to helping any female move.

 

 

 

"If You have the Tooth of a Whale, You must have the Whale's Jaw to hold it". (i.e. One Must have the right qualifications for leadership) -Hawaiian Proverb

[uchibenkeiParticipant 7965]

i hate when a woman asks me to do anything for her that she can do herself.  i ain’t your daddy.

I bathe in the tears of single moms.

[DeepInThoughtParticipant 2710]

Anonymous wrote:

She first sees a Sea Kayak in the living room. Kayak paddles from my fine collection of paddles neatly placed in strategic locations

Im a surf ski paddler (Epic V10 Sport) CP, I automatically liked you after that comment!

I never help people move, threw my back out once about 11 years ago, never again! And absolutely true above about the amount of s~~~ people have OMG people hoard some s~~~!

[DeepInThoughtParticipant 2710]

Actually, a female friend asked me earlier tonight in her girly voice if I could do her a favour. I applied my learnings here and new MGTOW attitude and just said “NO.” She replied “why not?” I thought it best to say nothing and just ignored her. Damn it felt amazing!

[harpo-my-“SON”Participant 2410]

DeepinThought wrote;  Actually, a female friend asked me earlier tonight in her girly voice if I could do her a favour. I applied my learnings here and new MGTOW attitude and just said “NO.” She replied “why not?” I thought it best to say nothing and just ignored her. Damn it felt amazing!

“No” is a word with liberating effects..It requires no explanation..It cost so little in the way of effort to utter…I fell for this sites definition of mgtow largely because it incorporated this wonderful two letter word…

CPig wrote; I’m the pickup truck guy. For those of you who own one, you know exactly what I mean.

I have always owned a pickup first… For no better reason than the ability to move myself without the aid of assistance.  I am now thinking of selling my truck, buying a motorcycle as my only ride…This may seem crazy to most of you, but I want to pack and move like the native Americans… Here today gone tomorrow and left nothing behind but the remnants of a campfire…

 

 

I was bound to be misunderstood, and I laugh at those who misunderstand me. Kind mockery at the well intentioned, but unfettered cruelty towards those would be prison guards of my creative possibilities. This so as to learn as much from misunderstanding as from understanding. Taking pleasure in worthy opponents and making language fluid and flowing like a river yet pointed and precise as a dagger. Contradicts the socialistic purpose of language and makes for a wonderful linguistic dance, A verbal martial art with constant parries that hone the weapon that is the two edged sword of my mouth.

[Anonymous 42]

What about YES you may NOT? Or No means yes to no?

I’ve been reading too much of John Doe’s  twist, tie, and toss the opposition into babbling and playing with himself, while drooling on the floor…..

[JawlexParticipant 8]

Women automatically assume they have rights of access to male energy when it suits them. They are programmed to cater to their own interests therefore they wont be willing to perform work on our behalf.

[BONEParticipant 448]

Help you move? bitch please, are we f~~~ing afterwards? with pay? some head and pancakes would be nice also.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

BONE wrote:

bitch please, are we f~~~ing afterwards?

Afterwards?

More like sex first, and only after will you consider it.

Never extend a woman credit, in cash or labor.

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