"Will YOU Help Me Move?"

[KeithParticipant 482]

Not sure what category to classify this under, but why is it that women automatically assume that you will help them move?  This extends to carrying heavy things, moving or re-arranging furniture, etc.?

A woman I was seeing some time ago asked me to assist her in relocating to a new apartment and I politely and respectfully suggested she call a moving company.  After she explained how expensive it was and she “didn’t have that much stuff” (which was untrue by any stretch of the imagination), she could not understand why I would not do it.

After much thought, I said to her, “you have a very neat and clean home, you are a very good housekeeper and an excellent cook, would you clean my house twice a week, do my laundry and cook dinner for me for the next month and in exchange I will move your furniture?”.  Curiously, it was the first time I saw her at a loss for words.  She launched into a tirade and called me a sexist, to which I replied “how many of your female friends were asked to move your furniture before you decided to ask a male?”  THAT IS SEXISM.

Why was it so hard for her to comprehend that what I asked of her was no different than what she asked of me.  We could have both dealt from our strengths, I can lift heavy things and she can cook and clean.  I can only guess that feminism released women from their stereotypes, but not men.

As a side note, I don’t move furniture or heavy things for anyone, ever.  I’m not an Ox, nor am I a Clydesdale meant to be a beast of burden.  I don’t cut grass either, nor do I clean house, I am a grown up, I hire these things out because I don’t want to do them.  That being said, what gave her the misguided notion that I would move her furniture when she knows I would not move my own?

I guess the short answer is, she was an idiot.

Keith

ONCE UPON A TIME there was a man who never found a wife and he lived happily ever after. The End.

[Anonymous 1]

Keith wrote:

I can only guess that feminism released women from their stereotypes, but not men.

Bingo. Give this gentleman his prize… FREEDOM.

🙂

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

F~~~ing ex-mother-in-law invited me for dinner one day and told me she would be dumping her boyfriend because (he can’t keep a job) – dude is a truck driver who wanted to rest because he got sick of it.

She was looking at house listings and talking about them to me. I am assuming the only reason she invited me – she will ask me to help her move when she dumps her boyfriend and buys a house.

Thanks to my ex-wife and her family, now I know about the true nature of women

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[GrumpyParticipant]

Just amazing that these “independent” individuals expect all men to jump when they whimper and moan about how tough moving furniture is. take care of your own s~~~, on your time, paying your own dime.

If that dime is a piece of ass, it is going to cost you more than a hint of a possibility of you putting out. Payment up front Miss Kitty, welcome to equality sunshine.  On second thought. F~~~ that s~~~, move your stuff yourself, or pay a moving company.

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Never move anything for any woman any further than the curb.

Keith wrote:

I don’t cut grass either, nor do I clean house, I am a grown up, I hire these things out because I don’t want to do them.

I do those things myself because I’ve never found anyone I can hire who can do it better than I do. Or cheaper.

[Anonymous 42]

I have a combined 5 hundred thousand miles on trucks and trailers, not one f~~~ing stitch of female furniture has ever set foot it my beds. I laugh at how ready chicks are to use you! I wouldn’t even throw her ass out a window for a BJ! Leave alone her stuff! That self centered bulls~~~ women pull ends abruptly when it’s directly toward me! believe me, I’ll tell them to go f~~~ themselves before I’ll work for free!

[XSDBSParticipant 3598]

My standard response to any woman’s request to move/fix/repair/help/etc is:

“$100 bucks an hour, two hour minimum.”

They will sometimes respond with “I’ll buy you supper instead.”

To which I say “I can’t eat that much, I’ll take the money.”

[experiencedParticipant]

“Will YOU Help Me Move?”    “Oh no my sister, you must get your own(mover).”

 

 

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[KeymasterKeymaster]

XSDBS wrote:

“I’ll buy you supper instead.”

Oh yeah, the classic female “I’ll buy you food” thing as some kind of commensurate compensation for helping her MOVE. Like you’re some kind of dog who does tricks at the smell of bacon. I’ll buy my own meal thanks.

“Honey, I’m not the bitch who works for a bone. YOU are”.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Anonymous 11]

sidecar wrote:

Never move anything for any woman any further than the curb.

Only to the curb no further, that is if I get a blow job, and a sammich first, and maybe I’ll let her know if my schedule is open after the blow job and sammich then $200 to do it. Otherwise, find yourself a White Knight.

[BeerParticipant 11832]

It just amazes me how much s~~~ people collect.  I’ve lived in the same condo now for almost 10 years, and its in a pretty big building with 100+ units so I’ve seen a lot of people moving in and out.  Single guys moving in…its usually a half hour event.  A couple guys with a load in a pickup and some small stuff in a car or two, maybe two loads in a pick up truck and its over in like 30 minutes.  Anything with a woman involved…its a full uhaul truck, plus several smaller cars/trucks loaded like a convoy coming in with her and a small army of people to help, and its always like a half day event.

When I move outta here…its literally going to be my car loaded up 1 time with all the small stuff I can easily move on my own…clothes, kitchen stuff..that kind of junk, a few furniture items going out to the dumpster…its s~~~ I bought when I moved in and it still works for now but its just time for an upgrade when I move out, and 1 trip in a motorcycle trailer I’m going to borrow…and it won’t even be close to full, its just a couple things too bulky for a car, like a mattress and desk.  I’ll literally require a handtruck, and 1 person to help me for about 30 minutes to load/unload the trailer + driving time.  Basically…I’ll get 1 friend to help, and take him our for dinner and a few beers after…not a f~~~ing small army of people spending half their day lugging s~~~ around like a woman requires to move, and the most you expect from the ungreatful bitch is thanks…are you going to be available this time next year when my lease is up?

 

[xgreenlanternoxParticipant 253]

F~~~ that, head (because sex gives them additional pleasure on top of the pleasure they get from you being their perceived slave), cash, or call the movers sweet cheeks. Enjoy the fruits of your “equality movement” – you can pay for and arrange your own s~~~ just like a man can. Not strong enough? Neither are some men but they still manage to figure out how to get it done.

[KeithParticipant 482]

Beer wrote:

Anything with a woman involved…its a full uhaul truck, plus several smaller cars/trucks loaded like a convoy coming in with her and a small army of people to help, and its always like a half day event.  

its called the spoils of war.  

It’s all that they extorted, stole, embezzled or obtained from a lifetime of victims.

There, I said it, I feel better now.

keith

ONCE UPON A TIME there was a man who never found a wife and he lived happily ever after. The End.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Anonymous wrote:

Only to the curb no further, that is if I get a blow job, and a sammich first, and maybe I’ll let her know if my schedule is open after the blow job and sammich then $200 to do it.

I was referring to those times when your reward is seeing all her crap on the curb in front of your house instead of inside it. That priceless sight can be much more satisfying than any sammich or blowjob.

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

F~~~ yeah, there is nothing more satisfying than garbage bags full of shoes and clothes sitting on your front yard

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[RoyDalParticipant]

Great story, Keith! Keep up the good work!

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[Soul ManParticipant 1856]

Because vagina.

HISTORY...learn from it, memorize it, DON'T repeat it...

[Anonymous 11]

sidecar wrote:

I was referring to those times when your reward is seeing all her crap on the curb in front of your house instead of inside it. That priceless sight can be much more satisfying than any sammich or blowjob.

Acknowledged, Side Car. I can see your pleasure now. I’ve never been married. I was always a stubborn donkey when it came to having women live with me or me live with them. I had one even try to get me to sell my mortgage free home and go into a McMansion with her with only her name on the deed of the place. It was a which part of hell no do you not understand situation.

I’d get a sammich and blow job along with a nice juicy pearl necklace served as a side dish and still say no just to knock her down a peg using her sexual manipulation attempt for my own benefit(Thanks xgl!). This is a perfect example of formerly married MGTOWs and never married MGTOWs being on opposite sides of the same gynocentric bulls~~~ coin.

I’m the pickup truck guy. For those of you who own one, you know exactly what I mean.

[KeithParticipant 482]

I’ve seen the following bumper stickers around town:

Yes this is my truck, NO I will not help you move

ONCE UPON A TIME there was a man who never found a wife and he lived happily ever after. The End.

[Anonymous 11]

@keith: I want one of those. I also have a two seat sports car too that stops that taking all the others thing along quite well. I’ve got about 10 hours of wrench spinning and 10 hours of parts scouring to get it back on the road though.

A woman enters my house. She first sees a Sea Kayak in the living room. Kayak paddles from my fine collection of paddles neatly placed in strategic locations. A gym room with weight equipment and bicycles, a music studio room, and a server room. I’m not letting that get destroyed. A number of women are thieves so I’m leery of that too.

You can lick my floors though and not get sick.

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