Will my dating profile work?

[EmlyehatParticipant 0]

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[MrHelicopterParticipant 69]

I created a fake profile too.

I decided to do an experiment and make a male profile of a guy who is an admitted sex offender, along with other things, and try to find out how many women would actually wanna hang with this person.
I have hooked one already stating that she was”a little turned on” , however, the profile is so absurd she did see through it. And yet she is still interested in me, the one who created this fictional person, she has already sent me pictures. Check out the profile,

“Sup, I just want to get this out on the table.That I am a registered sex offender and I have just been released from Wilkinson road prison and I am trying to start over.

My interests involve standing outside the petting zoo watching the goats and children play, looking through Georgia Straight magazine and praying to Mecca. Lately my case manager has made me aware that I have clinical OCD, so if we were to meet I may be late due to the fact that I need to check that my door is locked at least 29 times because I like to make sure that it is secure before I leave. If I am not sure of this I often become anxious that my **** of an ex wife will find me and I will have to “deal” with her.

I am almost through my methadone program and I look forward to the future. At the moment I have a job prospect at the crematorium, I get to cremate a lot of interesting people.”

[uchibenkeiParticipant 7965]

LOL

Any updates on these profiles?  Please tell me someone lined up a date or is at least chatting.

I bathe in the tears of single moms.

[boisdevieParticipant 257]

uchibenkei wrote:

LOL

Any updates on these profiles? Please tell me someone lined up a date or is at least chatting.

Got a date a week on Sunday.

[cancerapeParticipant 35]

This was mine I recently made on POF (for a joke)

Hi Guys, let me tell you a little bit about myself, my name is Dave and I’m a really nice guy, I have no real interest in dating, in fact I’m something of a misogynist, I have only signed up to this site to laugh at the desperate people on here and wreck any shred of confidence they once had – I’m not a DlCKHEAD or anything, I just find it hilarious to come on here for my own personal amusement and berate any woman that isn’t physically perfect.

I wouldn’t do any of this stuff IRL, in fact I would never hurt a fly, but I come here and do this purely because I’m safe at the other end of a computer screen and nobody can do anything about it….and even if you had a boyfriend (don’t hold your breath) I wouldn’t be scared because I’m a powerlifter and therefore too strong for anyone to overpower.

I do have a fantastic sense of humour though, this is deffo my saving grace, practical jokes are a favourite of mine and recently I fooled several women that I slept with into believing I had HIV – I even secretly filmed their reactions which I’ve uploaded to youtube, most of them broke down like snivelling cowards and I did a FANTASTIC job at keeping a straight face while they were blubbing (feel free to message me for the links)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1213212/The-ego-epidemic-more-inflated-sense-fabulousness.html

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