"Why haven't you Married?"

[JollyMisanthropeParticipant 3356]

Any time someone asks me if I’m married I tell them “No, I’m not insane”.

The Children of Doom... Doom's Children. They told my lord the way to the Mountain of Power. They told him to throw down his sword and return to the Earth... Ha! Time enough for the Earth in the grave.

[Anonymous 11]

People no longer ask me why I’m not married.

I did have to fend off a “blind date” setup attempt a few weeks ago. I simply told her straight up that I have nothing to do with women. She even knows I’m not gay.

[FaxmodemParticipant 1415]

I get this a lot at work, women ask me why and these are my responses.

Her: Why arn’t you married yet.
Me: Why should I
Her: Can’t come up to a response to her own question being sent back.
Her: Are you lonely.
Me: Nope, I am happy living alone.
Her: Your going to die alone.
Me: I am going my own way in life alone and that’s the way I like it. I know I am going to die sometime, but in the mean time I am enjoying life as it is, with no one telling me how to live my life.
I rather die on my feet than on my knees.

It sure p~~~ed her off. It appeared her head was going to explode when I told her that. Thinking a man could be happy on his own with out women.

Us men didn't start the battle of the sexes, but we're clearly going to win it via the simple tactic of just leaving the battlefield in contempt."

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

: “Why haven’t you married?”
: “Why haven’t you poked out your eyes with a sharp stick?”
: “That doesn’t make any sense? Why would I do that?”
: “Oh you just haven’t met the right stick.”

[SamsquanchParticipant 4226]

When I used snatch.com I put in my profile:

“I am not interested in meeting any single mother’s. It’s not a situation I will ever get into.”

I actually received an email from a single mother of two and she stated that she wouldn’t want to date a single father. I asked why she was even on the site since she wanted someone to help her with her life, but wouldn’t be willing to help out a man in the same situation she was in. No surprise I never got a response.

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