Why buy a cat when you can be one

[OldBillParticipant]

If she’s a cat, someone should teach her what it’s like to be a stray.

Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

[Anonymous 11]

There are orbiters wanting to get in her pants. That’s the really scary part.

[WhackerGuy2030Participant 999]

Her claiming cat-hood is an insult to cats.

[RayBandakuParticipant 888]

We are living in a crazy world with crazy cat women. Nothing surprises me any more.

[Frank V.Participant 2445]

WhackerGuy2030 wrote:

Her claiming cat-hood is an insult to cats.

The more I think about this, the more you are right. I have a cat and a dog. Not only did the cat help take care of the dog when it was a puppy, but also kept a nasty rodent problem we had in this area due to construction.

My cat is useful, and earns her keep by guarding the food and the house from pests- and is better company I expected.

But unlike my cat and dog, this woman would cost more and do less, and be far less loyal I suspect.

Frank V.

[ShinyParticipant 2307]

Great thread, had me laughing more than that ridiculous girl.

Now that transgenderism is “normal”, there is no reason all the furries can’t claim the same status.

Who would be so sensible, errr I mean so bigoted, to say otherwise?

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