Why buy a cat when you can be one

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  • #228839
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    Bestieboy666
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    OK so this girl has to be crazy right?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLmwLcLikXQ

    I imagine finding a suitable partner will be tricky. Anyone know any men in the wrong body we can hook her up with. No he’ll probably be CGTOW anyway. Cat going his own way.

    Women are so bad, if they changed the law so I kept the house, I still wouldn't marry one. I'd rather be homeless.

    #228846
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    Jan Sobieski
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    As long as a man or the state pays for it.

    Love is just alimony waiting to happen. Visit mgtow.com.

    #228853
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    WhackerGuy2030
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    Now that her 90 seconds of fame are over, what’s next?

    And all cats go their own way. She is not a cat. She is an idiot with no direction in life. “Hello society. I am a freak with no self worth. Now I’m shoving it in your face.”

    #228882
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    Newgrounds
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    She’ll be applauded for her individuality and get a special snowflake star, no use arguing how that’s a waste of money you’d be seen as the crazy one for having a good head on your shoulders.

    |Right Wing Death Squad| Swallowed both Red Pills /pol/MGTOW

    #228888
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    ATTENTION WHORE !
    although i kind of like her tail..
    too bad SHE”S FAT !!!
    probably p~~~es in a kitty litter box ,sick t~~~..
    she needs to cut down on the CAT CHOW !

    #228894
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    Bestieboy666
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    ATTENTION WHORE !
    although i kind of like her tail..
    too bad SHE”S FAT !!!
    probably p~~~es in a kitty litter box ,sick t~~~..
    she needs to cut down on the CAT CHOW !

    Yep. Can’t see her climbing many trees, although she may be ok at chasing string.

    Women are so bad, if they changed the law so I kept the house, I still wouldn't marry one. I'd rather be homeless.

    #228908
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    Anonymous
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    That’s fine. We need to start granting these people their wish. Want to be a cat? No problems,

    1/ Cats don’t wear clothes, anywhere. Get them off.

    2/ Cats don’t eat human food unless it’s from the garbage. You eat what we throw you or whatever bugs and mice you can catch.

    3/ Cats need to be neutered. Don’t worry we’ll put you to sleep first.

    4/ Cats live outside. Unless you find a cat lady.

    5/ Cats p~~~ and s~~~ outside and clean themselves up with their tongues.

    Still want to be a cat?

    #228911
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    Survivor
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    This woman is an absolute lunatic. She should be in a padded room, not loose in society. Does she have a cat name to? I bet it’s Garfield.

    "Shot through the heart, and you're to blame, You give love a bad name, I play my part and you play your game, You give love a bad name."--Bon Jovi

    #228917
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    K
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    That’s fine. We need to start granting these people their wish. Want to be a cat? No problems,

    1/ Cats don’t wear clothes, anywhere. Get them off.

    2/ Cats don’t eat human food unless it’s from the garbage. You eat what we throw you or whatever bugs and mice you can catch.

    3/ Cats need to be neutered. Don’t worry we’ll put you to sleep first.

    4/ Cats live outside. Unless you find a cat lady.

    5/ Cats p~~~ and s~~~ outside and clean themselves up with their tongues.

    Still want to be a cat?

    i so f~~~ing wish i said that !
    i’m gonna spit out some chips laughing so hard !!!
    that was great Morlock !+ 10 for you brother !!!

    #228923
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    FearlessMGHOW
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    I could only watch 16 seconds of that s~~~.

    1. She’s fat.

    2. She has lip piercings.

    3. Her meows are annoying as s~~~.

    She’s a nut case that belongs in a padded litter box…

    Men age like fine wine. Women age like milk. "One hundred women are not worth a single testicle." -Confucius

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    Frank V.
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    On the plus side, what if she gave you a bath like a cat ?

    And, I think I found the man for her.

    Frank V.

    #228931
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    Anonymousyam
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    4 piercings really? you think you might have enough there? at most the only amount of piercings id date a chick with are 2 and that is if they are not in odd locations (tounge, belly button,).

    Dried hair? why only true cats have dyed hair she is spot on here.

    Obese? why stop wearing a damn winter jacket to cover it up since true cats have fur unless you evolve fur (unlikely since the genes to produce fur only exist in one mexican family). Also cats should not eat that much human food.

    Just an east coast asshole who likes to curse, If you get offended by words like fuck, cunt, shit, piss, bitch or any racial slurs then you just scroll down.

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    Anonymous
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    That’s fine. We need to start granting these people their wish. Want to be a cat? No problems,

    1/ Cats don’t wear clothes, anywhere. Get them off.

    2/ Cats don’t eat human food unless it’s from the garbage. You eat what we throw you or whatever bugs and mice you can catch.

    3/ Cats need to be neutered. Don’t worry we’ll put you to sleep first.

    4/ Cats live outside. Unless you find a cat lady.

    5/ Cats p~~~ and s~~~ outside and clean themselves up with their tongues.

    Still want to be a cat?

    i so f~~~ing wish i said that !
    i’m gonna spit out some chips laughing so hard !!!
    that was great Morlock !+ 10 for you brother !!!

    Glad you liked it! I am so sick of these retards saying they identify as something but continue living as a human.

    She also could at least have the decency to be a cute pussy cat and not an ugly fat one.

    #228988
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    Spank The Misandrists
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    Never seen a cat that fugly in my entire life….

    I talked to the cat community earlier today, and here’s how they reacted…

    #228994
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    Ogre
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    Euthanasia appears to be the only option.

    On a serious note, even the article mentioned a genetic defect. This girl who’s obviously a little wrong in the head should get her tubes tied at least just in case somebody is blind enough to get past the crazy. Too many guys out there are too hard up, and she can’t handle the results of a litter of even one.

    Cats also don’t get face piercings. This is probably just a great example of the look at me girl. Look at me I dress funny. Look at me I got these cool piercings. Look at me I’m a cat. They didn’t mention family situation, but I’m going to bet she was raised by a single mom on the extensive safety net offered by Norway.

    I failed to realize in my youth that I was the prize. I was going to work. I was going to earn. Little did I realize that due to feminism, that no longer meant I had to share. Road soon, Desert after.

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    Anonymous
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    I think she is just a typical white woman; slightly sick in her head and overweight.

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    JollyMisanthrope
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    Cats spend a lot of time doing their own thing and then every once and awhile stop by for some affection. I doubt she behaves in that fashion.

    The Children of Doom... Doom's Children. They told my lord the way to the Mountain of Power. They told him to throw down his sword and return to the Earth... Ha! Time enough for the Earth in the grave.
    #229019
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    Spank The Misandrists
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    Cats spend a lot of time doing their own thing and then every once and awhile stop by for some affection. I doubt she behaves in that fashion.

    She’s also too fat to lick her own ass…

    #229044
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    Atton
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    So she is a fat, deluded, moronic, pierced up and retarded version of this.

    I think she has played far to many videos games and consumed far too many drugs. Chuck her in the insane asylum before she gives everyone in the world cancer. This other kin bulls~~~ doesn’t need to spread it is cancer and aids.

    A MGTOW is a man who is not a woman's bitch!

    #229090
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    Dr. Sable
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    Well I guess the furries are f~~~ed now as well.

    Zero Tolerance

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