What's your worst memories of living with a woman?

[Buller100Participant 2189]

Her cooking pizza and baked beans, what a lazy bitch.

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

Both ex’s, (only ever had 2) snoring like pigs when asleep, hearing it through the walls at night when im watching a movie in the lounge, and wanting to go in there and shove a sock down her throat.

First ex left period blood all over the toilet seat every time she was on the rag. She never wore tampons, only them pad things, despite her leaking like a tap and perhaps needing to see a f~~~ing doctor about it. It was grim, let me tell you. And HOW DARE I bring it up and make her feel like s~~~ about it. Excuse me c~~~ but in order for me to take a s~~~, i had to clean your f~~~ing period blood off the seat…does this not seem revolting and utterly selfish to you? No? Thought not.

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

Would any man in the world think that gross s~~~ is acceptable? Period blood on the toilet seat regularly? Would you guys tolerate that?

[FermatParticipant 3478]

I have never lived with a woman. My ex, however, constantly made comments though of me giving her keys to my home once I moved out.

I have discovered a truly remarkable list of reasons why women are not necessary for a happy life, but alas this margin is too small to contain it.

[shovelheadriderParticipant 2400]

My money,time ,dick and thoughts were not mine in her delusional head. I looked at her and she was like an 1969 Chevy 4 wheel drive .It may have good lines,you had some good times in it,but it’s just dead weight.The upkeep was constant and expensive.If anyone had a pickup truck that broke down you would know the feeling. You try to push it out of traffic and you just have this big hunk of metal that is doing you no good.The 4wd at least you could have it towed home and put in garage.It could just sit there.Not asking for anything.If you well like dealing with or not it is worth something and value is going up.
who would rather has kept a car/truck and jettison the bitch.I wish I had a lot of cars back but none of the the women I had.Here is one close except mine was step side.How about you

[TaxGuyParticipant]

I’ll give you guys another one of my favorites.

Got a chance to go play golf at a private course with a friend I hadn’t seen in about 5 years. Our oldest was a baby back then. So, we work it out where we will go to work early, take a half vacation day, golf 18 and be able to be home early. Wives can’t complain if you’re actually going to be home early, right? Oh, how wrong I was……

Well, I guess you can go if you really want to..(cuz, you know, she’s my boss)
I don’t get it, what’s the problem?
Well TaxGuy, MOST married men take their vacation time to spend with their wife and kid. So when you stop and think about it, it’s a really f~~~ing STUPID idea, don’t you think? (for he record, calling me stupid is like being a called a c~~~. I F~~~ING hate it)
This seemed pretty smart to me. I’m gone before you get up anyway, so why not just go earlier and be home earlier? The alternative is to go on a Saturday, but then that’s one more day that I’ll be gone when you get up. And instead of it taking 3 hours on a weekday it will take 4-5 on a weekend. Or, I guess I just never get to see any of my friends ever again. (logic, the female’s worst nightmare).
When you put it that way, I guess that makes a lot of sense. (She wasn’t happy about saying that!)
(snatching defeat from the jaws of victory) Yeah, it does make sense. Kind of makes you wonder who’s the F~~~ING stupid one doesn’t it????

Yup, couldn’t help it. HAD to pull the trigger. Of course, it was ok for her to call me f~~~ing stupid, but when I PROVED that she was f~~~ing stupid, then I was an asshole.

Whatever, I may be an asshole, but I’m not f~~~ing stupid……………

Order the good wine

[Old RottweilerParticipant 1520]

She taught herself to squirt. She said it made her orgasms more intense. As the human female does not have an organ to squirt from other than her bladder, she is just p~~~ing the bed every time she comes. So I have to get a plastic bed pad, and another pad to put over the sheets to catch her p~~~ every time we have sex.

It was not fun.

Can you imagine what a woman would do if you p~~~ed the bed every time you had sex? Do you think you would ever have sex again?

[XSDBSParticipant 3598]

TaxGuy wrote:

One year she forgot my birthday, completely blew it off. About two weeks later she calls me at work and says

I had an ex that forgot my birthday, a few days later she says “I’m SO sorry I forgot your birthday! I’ll do anything to make it up to you! ANYTHING!”
I smiled and said “Ok, remember it next time.”
She says “Really?, that’s it?”
I said “I also want to f*ck your a$$ from behind so I can pull your hair.”
We ran out of baby oil….
We broke up before my next birthday…

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

Old Rottweiler wrote:

She taught herself to squirt.

I have never told this story cause it’s so embarrassing, but I’m learning to get over myself.
I had a chick (on a one night stand) do that on my face. She was on top so no warning, and it went right into my lungs. I launched her into a wall because I was literally choking to death. I ran to the can to expel it from my lungs, then when I could breath I started vomiting and couldn’t stop. She was all I’m sorry my ex used love that, I’m sorry, I’m sorry …. That was my last date with her.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[shovelheadriderParticipant 2400]

My money,time ,dick and thoughts were not mine in her delusional head. I looked at her and she was like an 1969 Chevy 4 wheel drive .It may have good lines,you had some good times in it,but it’s just dead weight.The upkeep was constant and expensive.If anyone had a pickup truck that broke down you would know the feeling. You try to push it out of traffic and you just have this big hunk of metal that is doing you no good.The 4wd at least you could have it towed home and put in garage.It could just sit there.Not asking for anything.If you well like dealing with or not it is worth something and value is going up.
who would rather has kept a car/truck and jettison the bitch.I wish I had a lot of cars back but none of the the women I had.Here is one close except mine was step side.How about you ? Still have old car or women

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

FrostByte wrote:

I have never told this story cause it’s so embarrassing, but I’m learning to get over myself.
I had a chick (on a one night stand) do that on my face. She was on top so no warning, and it went right into my lungs. I launched her into a wall because I was literally choking to death. I ran to the can to expel it from my lungs, then when I could breath I started vomiting and couldn’t stop. She was all I’m sorry my ex used love that, I’m sorry, I’m sorry …. That was my last date with her.

Lol that is f~~~ing minging! To do that to you unannounced. I hope you got her back. While shes blowing you fart really loudly then say “oh sorry, your mum used to love it when i did that”.

[EyeswideopenParticipant 2930]

The two years living with the ex were absolute passive -aggressive hell. We did not live together before marriage. All the following happened in progression.

1.) I am a shift worker, working 18hr days sometimes. I would be sleeping, she would turn on all the lights, or blast music is to disturb me. She would have every excuse in the book why she needed too.
2.) Refused to sit beside me in the living room or spend any spare time with me unless I spent $$$$.
3.) Never cooked a meal. When our shifts were opposite she would only cook for herself.
4.) Isolate herself. I would often eat alone when we had the option of eating together.
5.) Attempt to constantly s~~~ test me – although I did not recognize it as that at the time.
6.) Be a total c~~~ before noon, because she was “not a morning person”.
7.) Living with a borderliner sucks.

Never f~~~ing again.

- Marriage is described as an institution. You would have to be crazy to be commited to it. -"If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal. Not people or things" Albert Einstein

[Biggvs_DickvsParticipant 3725]

Slamming me up against the wall and screaming “YOU’RE. NOT. LEAVING!!!!!!!!” when I said I wanted to leave.

Needless to say, I left.

"Data, I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some, I'll let you know." --Captain Picard,

[TwistParticipant]

BPD xW screamed at me “for 20 years I have never been allowed to be mad!!!!”

I guess the 2 decades of dysphoric rage didn’t count?

Scary thing is I am sure she believed what she said. Me? I can’t think of anything that defined our relationship more than her hair trigger anger. Just like her mother. Just like her grandmother.

Fellas – take note.

[TaxGuyParticipant]

While we’re on the subject:

One of my all-time favorites is the Friday night ritual of me taking care of the kids (with a c~~~tail or 5) while she spends the night drinking wine on the phone with the hive. Then, around 10 or 11, she gets off the phone. I’m thinking she’s going to be happy with me for taking care of everything so she gets a chance to catch up with her friends. Oh, what pitiful idiot I was back then.

About the time I’m thinking I’m going to get a thank you and you’re going to get laid later, I was met with………

We need to talk………….

I can’t tell you how many times I begged her to make Friday night off limits for an argument. It’s been a long week, I’m happy to hang out with the kids on a Friday night, but I don’t want to have to solve a problem on a Friday night. That’s the ONE night of the week I want to be thankful that I made it through the week.

We need to talk………..

Order the good wine

[Chaff/FlareParticipant 3235]

FrostByte wrote:

I have never told this story cause it’s so embarrassing, but I’m learning to get over myself.
I had a chick (on a one night stand) do that on my face. She was on top so no warning, and it went right into my lungs. I launched her into a wall because I was literally choking to death. I ran to the can to expel it from my lungs, then when I could breath I started vomiting and couldn’t stop. She was all I’m sorry my ex used love that, I’m sorry, I’m sorry …. That was my last date with her.

your lucky it seems, least her x didn’t like getting s~~~ on.

When you find yourself in the majority, it's time to reflect.

[TwistParticipant]

C/F,

That may be the funniest thing I have ever read on here….

Well played.

[Max PowerParticipant 2721]

Man, where to begin?

The madness. The rage. The hypocrisy. The FILTH?!

Oh, the endless, boundless, constant filth. Me coming home after working my arse off to an unbelievably messy apartment – that I had just cleaned from top to bottom on my own the DAY BEFORE, after another arse-busting day.

To this day it is still an absolute mystery to me how this horrific beast could literally devastate a clean apartment in one day, on a daily basis.

What a f~~~in’ diabolical talent!

[Anonymous 3]

It happened, that I was stressed (and had messed-up emotions) at work due to my relationship. One used to hear only the opposite, (that work-related stress is bad for relationships). This was one of my first red pills. And when we were together, I felt bad instead of happy, and only tried to figure out how I can flee from the relationship. After a few years of Mgtow lifestyle, with just silence in my feelings, I’m totally okay.

[AwakenedParticipant 35201]

Old Rottweiler wrote:

She taught herself to squirt. She said it made her orgasms more intense. As the human female does not have an organ to squirt from other than her bladder, she is just p~~~ing the bed every time she comes. So I have to get a plastic bed pad, and another pad to put over the sheets to catch her p~~~ every time we have sex.

It was not fun.

Can you imagine what a woman would do if you p~~~ed the bed every time you had sex? Do you think you would ever have sex again?

I just can’t see why you wouldn’t think this was fun ? If you don’t mind me saying, What a disgusting pig !! I hope I didn’t offend you.

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