What's your worst memories of living with a woman?

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

Awakened wrote:

may 7 2020 wrote:

So many horrible memories

My friend , your stories are precious gems. I can only imagine with a little snow flake like that, you have plenty more to tell. Keep them coming, it’s good therapy for a previously tortured man like yourself and good therapy for all of us to read them !!

I concur.

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

Anonymous wrote:

found a half eaten quart of icecream about ready to evolve into a sentient being. It was talking to me….open your mind open your mind open your mind

Hahahahaha. Get your ass to Mars! Two weeeeeeeeeks! You psychopathic bitch! See you at the partehhhh Rictooor!

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

Some golden stuff here boys, thanks so much for sharing. Keep this s~~~ coming. Let that catharsis flow.

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

Anonymous wrote:

I remember looking down at this yawning maw, and below that was the birth canal…suez canal, welland canal, erie canal, panama canal where thousands of men died, loves canal poisonous for 20,000 more years, I saw a rolled up hunk of tp was sticking out of some folded piece of skin down there.

Lolololololololololol.

[Chaff/FlareParticipant 3235]

Holy s~~~ may 7! Thanks for writing.

You can probably change your non attributable name to yor real one now though.

When you find yourself in the majority, it's time to reflect.

[Chaff/FlareParticipant 3235]

I’m saving your stories may, you deserve the Medal of Honor. Seriously though, this should be an ebook….where is that guy that wanted to write about…never mind

When you find yourself in the majority, it's time to reflect.

[GrumpyParticipant]

Awakened wrote:

Common Loving Wife Behaviors
1. LAZY
2. Slobs
3. Limited, if any employment-spend more then they contribute
4. Do Not respect belongings like cars, furniture, houses etc.
5. Self-Absorbed
6. Sexless
7. BITCHY
8. NAGGING
9. ETC.

Not recognizing the “Mission Creep” of relationships sooner.
The slow agonizing development of a woman trying to take over every aspect of my life, family life, and friendships. Add in the attempts to erode my reputation and standing not only in my workplace, but also in the community, doing so ever so stealthily.
The constant snide little remarks about any perceived failure/short coming/inability or unwillingness to acquiesce to her/their every whim or demand.
The attempts to use my child as weapon against me while the ex played victim.
Learning the hard way what Munchhausen’s by Proxy is.
The mental gymnastics that totally f~~~ed with me to the point I would rather be in combat/fire fights, than in the same house with her.

My absolute worst memory is remembering that I put up with that s~~~.

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

My first ex felt she owned me. I know a lot of guys have been through this but at the time it was shocking to me. Every move I made had to be OK’d with her. She was to have total control, however, she had depression which meant that there would be no happiness in our house.

She felt such ownership of me that she told me that if we divorced she would sue for half my income for life because she was married to me while I achieved a medical degree. Insane.

I was married at 23 and took my vows seriously. Till death and if she’s sick, like with depression, you really have to hang around. This was the early 80’s and marriage still meant something.

It was horrible. She did nothing but moan and lay on the couch. I was in med school and residency and the only respite I had was my home and she turned it into a mausoleum and she fought with me.

Every day a giant fight. Over nothing. We went to marriage couselors and they were s~~~. They just took her side and told me I had to do her biding or there would be no peace in my house.

F~~~ that.

Then she had a miscarrage and went into a deep depression. Then she decided that I was the cause of her depression and if she only got rid of me she would feel better. I told her that if she kicked me out I would be released from my vows and would never return.

She laughed at me. I told her to take 2 weeks to think it over. After 2 weeks she wanted me out so out I went. Never to return.

When I’m in my darkest hours. When the world seems against me. When everything turns to s~~~ I think:

“I could still be married” and then I feel better, no matter how bad it get’s.

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[AwakenedParticipant 35202]

Puffin Stuff wrote:

When I’m in my darkest hours. When the world seems against me. When everything turns to s~~~ I think:

“I could still be married” and then I feel better, no matter how bad it get’s.

While living through this was hell, it also provided you with such a frame of reference that you can compare almost any negative situation that you may encounter and come out smiling. Sometimes, we want to forget our pasts, but they can be used as valuable positive tools to assist us in getting through “tough times”. As s~~~ty as this may be, it really is nothing compared to what I have already lived through. Therefore, No F~~~s Given !

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

Grumpy wrote:

Learning the hard way what Munchhausen’s by Proxy is.

That is truly disturbing. I’m sorry to hear that. Did she get done for it? Reminds me of the evil bitch from The Sixth Sense who poisons her daughter,

Grumpy wrote:

The constant snide little remarks about any perceived failure/short coming/inability or unwillingness to acquiesce to her/their every whim or demand.

I remember that so well. One day she loves me, adores me, the next she hates my guts and ‘it’s not working out’ and ‘I think you should leave’, ‘I don’t want to be in a relationship anymore’.

Her perpetual Jekyll and Hyde personality drove me up the f~~~ing wall. I never knew what I would get with the bitch.

Towards the end of the farce that was a ‘relationship’, she would berate me about f~~~ing everything, it was never ending, she was a miserable, curmudgeon c~~~ to be around 24/7, having a go at me for the dirty dishes in the morning when she got up, because id cooked a late dinner after finishing work into the early hours of the morning. So I washed everything up before i left in the morning to see my son. When i came back in the evening, she had left all her dirty dishes out, the f~~~ing frying pan had s~~~ in it, etc. All the s~~~ she gave me that morning for something she went ahead and done her self that very evening. Double standard, hypocritical c~~~.

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

She basically did whatever she liked, didn’t give a f~~~ what i thought, would use me as an excuse for any f~~~ed up sneaky s~~~ she did. “You p~~~ed me off, I felt upset”…like thats a valid reason to go off and commit adultery or whatever the f~~~ she got up, i cant remember all the f~~~ed up s~~~ she did to be honest, there was so much of it.

But she was dead keen to militarise the household and treat me like a f~~~ing child, she would constantly try and act like my mother and attempt to instruct me, boss me about, moan, nag, condescend me etc etc.

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

Puffin Stuff wrote:

She was to have total control, however, she had depression which meant that there would be no happiness in our house

I hear you on that one man. My ex was nothing but a miserable c~~~ with nothing nice to say and every f~~~ing day i had to hear how her pathetic 20 hour a week job made her soooooo exhausted and tired, and there wasnt one f~~~ing day where she didnt whine and snivel about being tired or a part of her body being sore. “Waaaaaah my back aches, waaaaa my leg hurts”. 38 year old post wall hag acting like a f~~~ing 60 year old. She could have gotten up off her fat f~~~ing arse and exercised to help with those problems but it was beyond her.

Leave these f~~~ing c~~~s to ROT.

[MgtowWaveParticipant 4352]

The yelling (verbal abuse) hitting ,being lied to.Taking my money.
People (friends) telling me she didnt love me.

Realizing she didnt love me.

Craving affection when in reality she had none to give unless there was something she wanted.

Manipulation.

Yes i thought about ending my life many times back then.

I usto believe
NAWALT.

But all women are a hazard and a hassle.

AWALT.

Its f~~~ed up.

For me its depressing if i think about it for too long.

frankly my dear i don't give a damn

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

MgtowWave wrote:

The yelling (verbal abuse) hitting ,being lied to.Taking my money.
People (friends) telling me she didnt love me.

Realizing she didnt love me.

Craving affection when in reality she had none to give unless there was something she wanted.

Manipulation.

Yes i thought about ending my life many times back then.

I usto believe
NAWALT.

But all women are a hazard and a hassle.

AWALT.

Its f~~~ed up.

For me its depressing if i think about it for too long.

She sounds like a right catch! Haha. I know what you mean. Remembering that you ever put up with that s~~~ can cripple your mind for a while.

[Old RottweilerParticipant 1520]

I was talking to a friend of the family. She related the story of of a couple married over 40 years, she got a new Cadillac every 2-3 years, a new kitchen every 5-7 years. Her husband got used to stashing money. She found his stashes, took them all, then filed for divorce taking the other half. She only worked about 6 of the 40 years.

Another friend, married 45 years and made a ton of money in apartments. The market turned, he made a bad deal and lost a couple million. His wife of 45 years, mother of his children, who never worked, filed for divorce. She got a few million, he kept a few million. He’d been a winner his whole life, supported her. First time it looks like his luck may change, she divorces him.

[Chaff/FlareParticipant 3235]

Wow, the only way I can explain what happened to my mind when I read your question is:

Imagine going to the shower, taking your cloths off and discovering there is a giant tick with its head buried in your c~~~ fat with blood and wondering how to get the piece of s~~~ off and then also, while you are completely lost in the horror of it all, noticing that there is no f~~~ing toilet paper in the bathroom….again!

When you find yourself in the majority, it's time to reflect.

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