What was the worst game that you played in your life?

[MaxParticipant 887]

The worst game I ever played in my life was Catwoman for PS2. The game is based on the s~~~ty movie with the same name, playing this game was simply a torture. For starters you can not adjust the camera and the controls had a delayed response, and of course to make things worse the game was repetitive to the extreme. The enemies had no difference between themselves, apart from skin and weapons; And the way to defeat them is the same: Throw them in dumpsters, elevators, holes, windows or beat them so badly until they become afraid of you and leave the stage. The bosses are a pain in the ass to defeat, they all seem to have a spider sense, they can easily divert and block your attacks, a strategy to defeat them, is to throw objects at them and then take advantage when they are stunned to make a combo on them, but good luck on that, because in view of how bad the controls are, the delay in the controls and the fact that the bosses are more fast then you and always on your tail, it’s more easy to keep beating them until you break their block.

There are several sessions where you will have to jump between platforms, very similar to the “Prince of Persia” style, but with poor controls and the inability to adjust the camera, which makes it much easier for you to fall, and you will fall over and over again, and when you fall, you’ll have to do it all over again! Do you know how frustrating is when you’re almost at the end, but due to poor control, or the fact that you do not know what you can or can not interact with, fall and have to do it all over again? But wait… it’s get worse! There is parts where the enemies are shooting at you in the platform sessions, so you’re going to have to do the platform session faster, but it’s impossible to you make it faster, because of the bad controls and inability to adjust the camera. And remember, the game is repetitive to the extreme, so you’re going to do the same things you did in one phase, again, again, again, again …

I became a MGTOW because this was the only logical solution for a man survive in a world replete of gynocentrism and biased against men!

[bladeParticipant]

Miss pac man . No different to pac man except for a f~~~ing bow on its head . Wow bitches were influencing games in the 80′ s .

Dude who made you buy cat woman or was it a gift .

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[Lone Wolf83Participant 825]

Worst game I’ve played was Superman 64 on the Nintendo 64. Just go look at the YouTube videos of the game and you will see what I mean.

If it has tits or tires, you know you're going to have problems.

[experiencedParticipant]

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"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[AwakenedParticipant 35201]

HOUSE

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[Anonymous 42]

BOYFRIEND!

[Solo MAN’S WisdomParticipant]

“What was the worst game that you played in your life?”

The dating game. No contest.

When women lead, destruction is the destination. -- Me.

[UintatheriumParticipant 1861]

New Super Mario Bros. U

The Game is full of old-school nostalgia … and contains nothing else.

Okay Nintendo! I get it! You used to be cool! Could you please create some new things? That would be great.

MGTOW: because you can (and should) say anything about a woman as long as she isn't within earshot

[MaxParticipant 887]

Lone Wolf83 wrote:

Worst game I’ve played was Superman 64 on the Nintendo 64. Just go look at the YouTube videos of the game and you will see what I mean.

I played this game too when I was a kid. Luckily I only rented the game, so I just gave up on play it, and play the other games.

I became a MGTOW because this was the only logical solution for a man survive in a world replete of gynocentrism and biased against men!

[MaxParticipant 887]

blade wrote:

Miss pac man . No different to pac man except for a f~~~ing bow on its head . Wow bitches were influencing games in the 80′ s .

Dude who made you buy cat woman or was it a gift .

I bought the game myself, I took a look at some videos of this game and it doesn’t look so bad. I mean, the game even has platformers sections similar to prince of persian with is something that I have a huge boner… but the gameplay is atrocious, so in the end I force myself to play this game until I finish it, just to see if there at least one redeeming quality… there is none!

I became a MGTOW because this was the only logical solution for a man survive in a world replete of gynocentrism and biased against men!

[Mister StealthParticipant 362]

Lone Wolf83 wrote:

Worst game I’ve played was Superman 64 on the Nintendo 64. Just go look at the YouTube videos of the game and you will see what I mean.

Mark me down for superman64. Such a pointless game.

Steel sharpens steel

[Elric GreenstoneParticipant 1637]

BC for the Apple IIe.

Impossible to play. Literally impossible to play. Totally pointless. You had to jump over s~~~, which allowed you to jump over more s~~~, and so on.

Possibly this led to something more worthwhile in the game, but none of us – an entire community of early computer types – could ever get there.

*****

Also, Polybius. All that ever led to was half my f~~~ing friends disappearing, and the other half killing themselves. That was an arcade game, though, so I’m not sure it counts. That was a f~~~ing weird one. I had nightmares and migraines for months, and afterwards my night vision and sense of smell was *wildly* f~~~ing better (and still are), and a variety of other weird things. But the game itself was so random and pointless, and really kind of trancelike sometimes. I remember getting in a *lot* of f~~~ing trouble when I apparently played it for like six or seven hours without realizing it and was *wildly* late for dinner, although somehow the cops my parents called didn’t do any kind of follow up or something. Weird game. I still dream about it every now and then.

"You can either love women, or understand women. You can't do both. Because once you understand women, you realize that there is really nothing to love."

[ResidentEvil7Participant 9547]

Pac-Man. I always get attacked by those ghosts, and that sound of eating the dots is very annoying.

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[anonymousyamParticipant 4605]

NBA 96 live for the Gameboy was garbage, The first thing with the game is the racist ass graphics that make all the characters Black as night (i know the gameboy is limited but can you at least not be so black?). But putting that aside the gameplay is slow as s~~~, the graphics suck even for gameboy standards and the noise is unbearable.

And this is worse then superman 64.

Just an east coast asshole who likes to curse, If you get offended by words like fuck, cunt, shit, piss, bitch or any racial slurs then you just scroll down.

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

dating game? I was pretty terrible

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[billtaichiParticipant 141]

By far Marriage was the worst game I ever played. I would not recommend a test play, a trial or even looking at the box, if you see a marriage box, run away fast, or better yet get a ride on the SR71 Blackbird if you can and fly away from the marriage box at supersonic speeds.

[Anonymous 5]

Elric you actually played polybius ? I thought it was a myth.what was it like?

[RennieParticipant]

Probably ET for Atari.

I like how the “Doctor” molests ET while he brings him back to the stupid temple.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DTjLG3usQo

[AttonParticipant]

The sims 2 it was cancer

A MGTOW is a man who is not a woman's bitch!

[bladeParticipant]

Rennie wrote:

Probably ET for Atari.

I like how the “Doctor” molests ET while he brings him back to the stupid temple.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DTjLG3usQo

I had that c~~~ of a game . It was f~~~ed . Berzerka , asteroids, space invaders , barnstorm , defender . My mate got the first atari in the neighborhood. Bmx bikes all over the lawn as we all swamped his place to the point his mum bought another tv and shoved it in the garage . F~~~ that was a good era

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