What To Do If The Wife Wants Diamonds

[bobphiloParticipant 1772]

A couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas.
The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, so she called him on the mobile phone.
The wife said ” Where are you, you know we have lots to do!”
He said, “You remember the jewelry store we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace. I could not afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you?”
Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all choked up, “Yes, I do remember that shop.” she replied.
“Well, I’m in the bar next to that jewelry store.”

[Jan SobieskiParticipant 28791]

I would rather give her something of value. A Gold coin.

Diamonds are a scam an really have no value.

Love is just alimony waiting to happen. Visit mgtow.com.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

bobphilo wrote:

“Well, I’m in the bar next to that jewelry store.”

Good one!

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I saw the question and was gonna say, “diamonds” are for the diamond anniversary.

…. which doesn’t happen until AFTER he has been happily married for 60 years.

THEN why not get her a “diamond”.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[RennieParticipant]

Give her a cubic zirconia and pretend it’s real.

[Anonymous 29]

Well if that was the case . . . . . . “here dear, half a ton of c4 and 10 pounds of pure carbon, go & make as many as you like .”
” Knock yourself out. “

[AnthonyParticipant 241]

I’d never be in that position to begin with. But if I were, I’d say the exact same thing. I wonder what she said after that. Or even if she replied. The look on her face after he said that must’ve been priceless. haha

[bobphiloParticipant 1772]

Rennie wrote:

RennieParticipant 2330
Give her a cubic zirconia and pretend it’s real.

Good idea. Cubic zirconia is real enough for anyone but a professional diamond dealer with a magnifying eyepiece. Just like the real thing at under 30 bucks. Of course the guy doesn’t have to go into hock to buy it so she won’t accept it as true sign of love because the guy didn’t suffer to buy it.

[Elric GreenstoneParticipant 1637]

Get her a human skull. Better yet, get her one adult human skull, and three childs’ skulls. Tell her that you bought a diamond future online, but unfortunately because of the cave-in that killed this miner and his three children who were mining with him, you didn’t get a diamond but only got this.

Precious gems have no real value, since they can be made in labs. Barring some rather radical changes to our understanding of physics, gold and silver are not going to be made in labs anytime soon.

"You can either love women, or understand women. You can't do both. Because once you understand women, you realize that there is really nothing to love."

[HitmanParticipant]

Spend the money to divorce her instead.

[Edd CampbellParticipant 76]

give her a lump of coal and tell her to park it under her ass cheek…will be a diamond in no time

[uchibenkeiParticipant 7965]

Take her to a baseball game. Not a major league game, little league.

I bathe in the tears of single moms.

[Anonymous 42]

Rennie wrote:

Give her a cubic zirconia and pretend it’s real.

Gee Rennie, did you find a NAWALT? The women I’ve seen deserve a dust pan of broken glass from an accident scene!
Weddings should have paper plates and plastic cups.
Wedding gowns should be red and black!
Gifts? F~~~ NO! A 20 dollar McDonald’s gift certificate should more than suffice!
No double dippers either! On the second marriage they should pay you!

[AttonParticipant]

Get her a nice big cup of the blood of African children and pour it all over her, then I would record the reaction and post it online. Then I would use any money from the video to buy a house in Russia and divorce her on the day I leave.

A MGTOW is a man who is not a woman's bitch!

[sidecarParticipant 35862]

Elric Greenstone wrote:

Precious gems have no real value, since they can be made in labs.

That’s not entirely true. There are all sorts of uses for the materials that make up gemstones, and while they can be created in a lab, it is often expensive to do so.

But yes, a gemstone set into some adornment is pretty worthless. Giving it to a woman is a waste of good corundum.

Barring some rather radical changes to our understanding of physics, gold and silver are not going to be made in labs anytime soon.

Well technically we’ve made them too (or at least the Russians did). It’s just highly radioactive gold and doesn’t stick around for very long.

[Anonymous 11]

Jan Sobieski wrote:

Diamonds are a scam an really have no value

The De Beers cartel knows just a little about this scam. These jewelry commercials featuring obedient manginas make me crack up with laughter.

I like Rennie’s cubic zirconia idea. Once she starts contemplating ditching your ass using your “diamond” to pay for Chad’s crack habit and takes it to a professional. The joke is on her. $50 for having the last laugh is a bargain.

The best thing is to never have a wife.

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

I bought my XW a fake 1.5 carat diamond that looked and sparkled exactly like a real one. I told her about it and it seemed she was cool with it. I know everyone else thought it was real (even the jeweler who was mounting in) But after the fact – I don’t think she was cool with it. But who cares now?!
betterthandiamond.com (no affiliation)

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[HitmanParticipant]

If its someone else’s wife, the cubic zirconia heh heh. ..

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

CZ is bulls~~~. but CZs coated with diamond dust, put under pressure and then polished – look better than the real thing

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[Jan SobieskiParticipant 28791]

sidecar wrote:

you

I heard they made gold at Argonne National Lab.

Love is just alimony waiting to happen. Visit mgtow.com.

[sidecarParticipant 35862]

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