What are the worst lies a woman ever told you?

[knightslayerParticipant 36]

woman. “all i need to do is get him a little bit drunk.”

me. “isn’t that rape?”

woman. “haha, no.”

 

[…Spectator 1165]

knightslayer: apparently now it is wtf man…..someone on here posted yesterday about the new way they are defining rape. I walked away from women…..why is that not not cool with them? Simple…..they need us but F~~~ THEM. I’m out of the system now.

[fporrettoParticipant 26]

I haven’t seen this one cited yet — and it’s one of the worst and most common lies a woman will tell:

“Fine.”

[EscapedMentalPatientParticipant 1489]

1.  “We’re all human”.

2. “I’m fine”

3. “I love you”

4. “I’m pregnant”

5. “I’m not pregnant”

6. “It’s nothing”

7. “I would never do anything like that to you”

8. “I work hard__________” (someone will probably have to help me out in filling this blank…..I generally stop listening after the “I work” part.

9. “I would never lie to you”

I’ve actually got a pretty stellar list of in-depth lies which were perpetrated against me, but I feel like keeping it light today.

 

[Sky-☣️Participant 19617]

 

These are the worst lies that just one estrogen based sociopath told me (over the course of 14 months)

01: Referred to every guy that she knew outside of the relationship as ‘just a friend’.

/When it was all over, it turned out she was cheating on me with two of them and/or cheating on them with me or just maintaining a harem of three guys that did not really know she with ‘with’ one of the other guys.

02: Always said she never had any money, although she was working throughout the entire relationship

/Turned out towards the end of the relationship, and despite living at my house without paying any rent or utilities that she was getting $1,800 a month from a trust fund (grandfather) and I found one of her paycheck stubs: she was having 20% of her pay go into her 401k and she had maxed out her IRA for both calendar years we were together.

03: She told me that she was being ‘stalked’ by an ex-boyfriend and she created vast and in depth stories surrounding that whole thing. Turned out that the alleged stalker was one of the other guys she was banging while we were together and she had simultaneously told him that she was being ‘stalked’ by a guy at the same time. Yeah, that guy was me. Like WTF?. . . .

04: She said she loved me. But after 14 months of lies, deception, betrayal, parasitic behavior and mind-fcking, I finally came to the conclusion that it was not love.

 

 

 

 

 

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

Wow, this is the kind of female that leaves a relationship with an extra kidney. Glad it wasn’t yours!

[Anonymous 42]

Damn Sky-O, just 14 months! Sounds like several s~~~s per month! Not to mention she could have you both rubbed out by each-other, sounds like a master of the game! Good to see you’re alive!

[PlatoParticipant 48]

Listen up said:

What’s the biggest lie one ever told you?

_______________________________________

Easy answer. “I love you”.  I’m not impressed anymore.

[BrainPilotParticipant 7662]

this may not qualify, as it was not a lie spoken directly to me. But I’ll pass it on as it probably deserves at least an horrible mention in the lying female hall of fame…

Plastic surgeon I knew years ago told me of something that happened to him. He works in a city known for having numerous topless bars. The dancers in these bars have morals and behavior essentially indistinguishable from prostitutes. Almost all of them have had, or are planning plastic surgery procedures to enhance their marketability. Plastic surgeons are very familiar with them and they make up a very significant part of the plastic surgery industry in this city.

Several years ago, one of them comes to my plastic surgeon buddy for a breast enhancement. This is routine for him. He tells her it’s going to be the standard $6500 fee. She says this is not a problem, but there is something else that she needs. In order for him to do the surgery and make the $6500 fee, she needs him to agree to one other condition…

She wants him to accept a total of 3 checks for $6500 each paid from three different people other than herself, keep the first $6500 for his fee and give her the $13,000 from the other two checks in cash prior to doing the surgery.

For the younger guys on this thread, this might seem confusing. For the older ones, it’ll be immediately clear. I’ll admit that when I first heard this, I was young enough that I had to ask.

The old surgeon smiled at me and said, “Son, she’s got three different guys convinced to pay for her breast implants. She only needs one procedure, but she doesn’t want to leave any money from the other two on the table. The plan is for all three guys to send me a check, then I take my fee, do the procedure and give her the rest in cash…”.

The result: Each of the three of those guys thought he was the one to pay for ‘his’ girlfriend’s implants… She got free implants and $13,000 in cash from the lie.

Look, it's not my fault that tornado dropped a house on your sister. Now get back on your broom and get your ass out of here... and take your monkeys with you

[BrainPilotParticipant 7662]

LOL…
I just realized that when I tried to type honorable mention above, autocorrect made it ‘horrible mention’… but as I think of it now, I don’t think I should change it as it’s probably more accurate…
😀

Look, it's not my fault that tornado dropped a house on your sister. Now get back on your broom and get your ass out of here... and take your monkeys with you

[…Spectator 1165]

Hey BrainPilot: I’ve been reading your posts long enough that I actually knew what you meant anyway. Cool.

I know this is unsolicited, so take it as such: new avatar suggestion for you since you are a badass:

http://www.hahnemannhospital.com/en-US/ourServices/medicalServices/PublishingImages/male%20anesthesia.jpg

take it for what it is or no fux given. i’m in a good mood. good to see you man.

[RoninParticipant 42]

Heard those before man

[BrainPilotParticipant 7662]

Thanks listen,
but the guy in that pic (wether a real anesthesiologist or not) has to go out in the world and walk the streets with the rest of us. And some of the stuff I write on this site would probably get him killed if he were ever mistaken for me…LOL

I’ll come up with a better avatar someday …

Look, it's not my fault that tornado dropped a house on your sister. Now get back on your broom and get your ass out of here... and take your monkeys with you

[RoninParticipant 42]

You want to do the lie “check” with a t~~~? Ask her to tell her bulls~~~ story in “reverse.”  The more she screws up the chain of events, and chews you out for playing with her “head” the higher the probability she is lying. You have to use psychology on these bitches.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Ronin wrote:

You want to do the lie “check” with a t~~~? Ask her to tell her bulls~~~ story in “reverse.”

That’s genius.

Truly.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Anonymous 42]

I’m stuck in the Bell Systems 1920 switchboard again, Everything around here is old, rusty, and rotten…

[TheMuleParticipant 29]

An ex-girlfriend told me that she was pregnant the day I left her.  For the next couple months she kept blowing up my mothers phone saying that she was pregnant.  I never bothered to stay to find out the truth behind it because she started our relationship out on a lie in the first place.  I met her on the internet and she was using her sisters photographs as her own.  When I met the two of them…I ended up being more attracted to her 8 month pregnant sister that I was to her.  She was a pathological liar from the very beginning of the relationship so it never surprised me to learn afterwards that she was cheating on me the whole time I was with her either.

Just the worst kind of person.

[BlackCoatedManParticipant 5]

The worst lies, I would say, came from my mother and my aunts. When my mother was raising me, she told many stories of how oppressed she was by her siblings. I grew up thinking they were horrible people. I got a little older and was able to hang out with some of my Aunts. They told me that my grandparents spoiled my mother and that she had the most attention. I looked around for the truth to no avail. They were all blaming each other. My mom accused them of leaving my grandfather alone with no care in the hospital. My aunts claim that they paid the medical bill. etc. They just act so horrible to one another. It’s really disgusting, now that I think about it. Me and my elder brothers would never treat each other this way.

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

My mother and her sister and brother did exactly the same thing. It’s shocking to hear 70+ year old people bickering like children about who loved thrir mother more and who was actually there with her when she died.

Sad.

[…Spectator 1165]

BlackCoatedMan: same here man. It took me years of deprogramming myself after I moved away from home. women brainwash boys to become little slaves to their needs and to society. Now men are waking up and realizing what a bunch of bulls~~~ it all is.

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