What are the worst lies a woman ever told you?

[SamsquanchParticipant 4226]

“I want you to be happy”

[OzguyParticipant 182]

TheLurker wrote:

“Not all women are like that.”

Sure they are-you just haven’t provided her with the right set of circumstances-yet….

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

“Come live with me, it will be great, honestly, I won’t change 2 weeks into you moving in, into a psychotic, nagging, verbally abusive c~~~ who also covered up the fact I have a unhinged, utterly disrespectful brat of a kid.. Come on, come and live with me it will be wonderful I promise”.

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

1st Ex-“I WILL lose weight, (when it suits me) ” 6 years later shes the size of a house, unrecognisable and obviously i separated from the c~~~ 3 years ago.

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

2nd ex-god I hate my muffin top, I’m getting fat
Me-yes you are
2nd ex-why are you being horrible about it?
me-I’m not, I’m just agreeing with you
2nd ex-yeh well, I’ve had a baby you know
me-yeh that was almost 8 f~~~ing years ago
2nd ex-you don’t understand how hard it is to get rid of the flab
me-It isnt hard, you need to do some excercise and stick to it
2ns ex-….yeh….I know…ok…I will start tomorrow…I promise to make an effort look nice for you

1 year later she still hadn’t bothered. Used every f~~~ing excuse in the book as to why she couldn’t get off her fat ass. Glad I’m not with her anymore. Women are f~~~ing useless.

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

“I’m not a shrew or fish wife”
“I’m not a c~~~”
“I won’t call the cops after an argument”
“I don’t snore worse than a f~~~ing bloke”
“I love giving blowjobs” (then moans about them and limits them)
“I’m kind, calm, rational and logical”
“I don’t slag you off to everyone I know behind your back”
“those guys on my Facebook friends list are just friends”
“eewwww no I wouldn’t f~~~ him”
“ewwww no I wouldn’t suck him”
“I love doing anal, its so erotic”
“no the anal lube hasn’t arrived in the mail yet” yet i see shes hidden it her f~~~ing draw
“I’m not a liar”
“I respect you”

[bladeParticipant]

If we ever brake up you will always see your kids. Sick of this,i am not playing up on you….what ever. Me.i gave you the money to pay the bills.her.i have payed them.me.where are the reciets.her.i threw them in the bin you never believe me. Her.there is nothing in your food look i will eat some.to find out down the track she was putting penicillian in my food to which i am highly elergic.

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[bladeParticipant]

And the golden one and one they all tell us which i believe to be number one is…i am not lying to you.

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[Anonymous 55]

I love you.

[DeltchParticipant 36]

Hmmmm, lets see here…where to start…..

How about in order from the most painful lies to the most annoying lies.

“I care about you”
“I’m not lying to you”
“I love you”
“I want the best for you”
“I like you.”
“We can be friends”
“I only want friendship”
“I don’t want a relationship with anyone”
“Looks don’t matter to me”
“I’ll pay you for it”
“I’m an honest person”
“I’ll call/text you later”
“I like talking to you”
“I don’t want your money”
“I don’t care about money”
“I’m a fun person”
“I hate assholes”
“I don’t like sex”
“I’m not that kind of girl”
“I’m not a slut”
“I’m not a whore”
“I’m a virgin”
“I’m blunt/brutally honest”
“We can hang out.”
“I love videogames/gamers”
“I love technology”
“I’m good with technology”
“I’m sorry”
“I don’t like drama”
“I have a lot of guys friends, no I don’t have sex with any of them.”

[swisscheesParticipant 77]

I realy love u Benjamin. And the very same day she left me. Which was the best thing that could happen cause i found MGTOW.

[<<>>Participant 435]

That she wanted to have my baby, then she made it go away. Never again MGTOW for life literally.

[Arrow76Participant 66]

I’d say “I love you” would be one but that kind of feeling I’ve long since realised is horsecrap, so I’ll go with “I’ve put as much into this relationship as you have”…oh the humanity 😛

'Others have seen what is and asked why. I have seen what could be and asked why not' Pablo Picasso

[ProstraticParticipant 19]

My ex of 14 years always stated proudly that she was independent, and never would take anything from a man if she split up with him. Well, after we split up, she demanded that I started putting $200 from my pay cheque into her bank account or she would make sure the courts take more through spousal support. I told her to f~~~ off and that after all the bulls~~~ she put me through there was no way in Hell I would let her extort me. After setting her ass straight she had the nerve to say she would never take me to court, a complete 180. Thankfully for me she hooked up with a new guy and moved in with him, and I never saw her again. I will never cohabitate with a woman again; way too risky.

[FreedomParticipant 965]

I had the evidence that a bitch c~~~ was cheating on me. I decided to say nothing.

That evening we went to a pub and had a meal. Bitch c~~~ was into Tarot cards. I did my cards and said….OMG you’re f~~~ing another man behind my back. Look…the cards say you’re cheating on me.

Bitch c~~~ looked me squarely in the eyes and said…’Chris…I would NEVER cheat on you’.

But I had the evidence and showed her.

Even then Bitch C~~~ hamstered really well and said it was all my fault.

Bitch c~~~ is now looking after her cat.

She cheated on me ..... my fault. I showed an interest in another woman......my fault.

[Anonymous 1]

“you are a good person”

[Jan SobieskiParticipant 28791]

I love you.

Love is just alimony waiting to happen. Visit mgtow.com.

[YourBetterParticipant 14]

“I couldn’t survive if I lost you” after I almost died in a road accident. Guess who found himself single a week or so later.

[Frank V.Participant 2445]

About 20 years ago started seeing a woman who was in college, a couple years younger than me. The lie was “No one else is home.”

I found it it was a lie when, just about as I going to get to “third base”, a man in shorts just walked into the room. Stunned, I asked her, “Who’s he ?”

He looked at me, angry at first, then looked into my shocked face.

“I’m her boyfriend.”

I glared at her and asked “boyfriend ?”

I was up and on my feet, sneakers back on and apologizing on my way out the door, f~~~ing happy I wasn’t going to get into a fight over a woman.

Ran into him in a nearby bar 6 months later. Bought him a beer and he explained that the shock on my face and in my voice was why he was not angry at me.

Tons of great lies. I am not the only one to hear this kind of s~~~ !

Frank V.

[Artboy99Participant 369]

So many examples of disgusting behavior.

I had a girl entice me to come to her place to have sex with her. I was an unfortunate willing participant. She opened the door to her garage and we f~~~ed on some broken pieces of junk on her garage floor. The garage door stayed open which I thought was weird, and during our lewd act some young kids rode their bikes passed the open door and looked in. When we were done she said “thanks, you can leave now.” I asked her what was wrong? She said “Nothing, I just wanted to see what sex was like with a punk. Turns out it is the same as sex with any other guy.”
You see, I dressed somewhat different and had my hair spiked up in those days.

I dated a woman for YEARS, and she had the audacity to pretend to be someone other than she really was in an effort to “get me”. Once she knew I loved her she became someone entirely different. Who did she pretend to be? A girl that loved sex and initiated it. Examples: We would be at a nightclub, and she would take my hand and lead me to the washroom and f~~~ me on the sink counter. Or the time she drove to my home ( I lived with my parents still at the time while I went to University ) and she walked in the door wearing only a long over coat. She took it off and dropped it to the floor at the entry to the home and she was naked underneath. She took my hand and led me to my PARENTS bedroom, pushed me onto the bed and straddled my face in a 69. She had just shaved her pussy bare and f~~~ed me for hours on my parents bed. Stuff like that. 6 months later it became never. The switch turned completely off and our relations~~~ became all about her and all about her activities and friends. Perhaps the greatest lie ever told to me.
This same girl kept all of her ex-boyfriends around as “friends”. Any time we went out anywhere there always seemed to be one of them around engaging her in talk while I sat patiently by her side like a f~~~ing idiot.
I even had an evening where I talked to one of these guy friends of hers ( who I had now known for 7 years ) and the topic went to girls and sex and stuff. The topic was getting a blow job and does the girl swallow. He had the audacity to tell me my girlfriend “sucked him so well and swallowed everything he had.” Like I want to hear that after being with her for 7 years. I couldn’t understand why I was being forced to interact with these ex-boyfriends who are her friends especially when she was the totally jealous type and would rake me over the coals for even glancing at another woman. We went out one night to an Octoberfest, and I made the mistake of glancing at another girl and this girlfriend of mine thoroughly destroyed me in front of all her friends, making me re-enact how I looked at the other girl by using a chair. So I looked at the chair’s legs, the “seat” then the back. Of course at that point in our relations~~~ we hadn’t had the mind blowing sex we used to have…oh we hadn’t had any sex for YEARS!!!!

Perhaps the biggest lie was told to myself: that I had any reason to be with this self centered psychotic bitch.

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