Here are the common female phrases that I’ve heard and their translations. Please add your own if you wish.
1. He meets all of the check boxes – This means that whatever guy that they are planning on dating meets all of the hypergamous and beta qualities that she’s looking for. High income, house, status, etc.
2. Men/ boys are stupid – Basically males who don’t act in the specific ways that she want’s for them to are stupid. There is nothing more to it than that. The guy could be the male version of mother Theresa and she’d still call him stupid.
3. I deserve this – This is code for entitlement. Women will say this along with some kind of justification to make it sound like they’ve earned something even though the truth is far different. Run far away from a woman who says this. This is essentially what feminism rests on.
4. But he makes me feel whole – This is what a woman will say when she’s hooking up with Chad. Every negative characteristic of said Chad is completely negated in her mind by her feeling of “wholeness.”
5. I don’t agree – This is a big one. No matter how many facts you, or anyone else may present to her, she’ll say this and think that she’s actually refuted what you’ve said effectively. To them this is the silver bullet of responses. You could tell her that 1 + 1 = 2 and she’ll turn around and say that she doesn’t agree and think that she actually shut it down like an intellectual.
6. That’s the way it is – This phrase is similar to #5 but with a bit of a difference. This is the chick way of stating that her preferences are set in stone and that they are the equivalent of facts and/ or commandments from on high. Read entitled brat.
7. It just happened – This is a famous one. This is the introduction of plausible deniability to a sexual encounter to safeguard her precious ego and potentially save her reputation, whatever that might entail. This one is an outright lie.
8. I’m an emotional being – This one comes from women who are trying to justify acting like children. Logic and reason are banished to Siberia with these women. All of their feelings have to placated by you the man. You have to justify yourself not her. And you have to justify yourself within the emotional context that she provides, anything else will be met with suspicion and attempts at shaming.
9. You’re a nice guy – Translation: You’re not getting any sex. This is the chick who has friend zoned you. She’ll hit you up for money, favors, and everything else, but you sir do not meet the check boxes referred to in #1.
10. He’s my little project – The woman who says this has actually married Chad or some other type like him, like a strait up convict. She thinks that her vagina is magic and can change him. I call this the “Magic Vagina Syndrome” or the “World’s Most Unique Vagina Syndrome.” These are usually post wall bitches with much baggage.
11. I need to find out who I am – This one means that she’s used you for all that you’re worth. It also means that she’s tired of putting on the mask and/ or act that she’s been maintaining with you. Sorry, but you lose here. Big time. Get ready to have your heart, finances, and name dragged through the mud, or some combination of the three.
12. Man up- Y’all know this one. Basically it’s a shaming tactic to get a man to act in the traditional fashion as it relates to women, so that they get all of the benefit. All while they don’t have to act in any particular way and don’t need to held accountable at all, accountability is just for you. If you don’t like it then “man up!”
Add your own if you care, I want to hear any and all feedback.
DanceMyOwnWay 2 years, 6 months ago.
