What are some of the ridiculous things you've seen on dating sites?

[TwistParticipant]

Wally wrote:

95% of the women on dating sites are crazy, divorced, and have children the other 5% are just crazy but want to have kids and get divorced.

But, but, but – what about the rest of them…

🙂

[JustAnotherGuyParticipant]

Maverick wrote:

The ones who claim to be weightlifters but don’t look like it

Not on a dating site, but I saw a woman talking about how some event ruined her life and she had to start all over because she lost motivation and couldn’t handle 2kg weights. That 2kg was supposed to sound impressive. Americans, that’s like 5 pounds. Your milk jug weighs more.

Cupcakes are Cold. MGTOW is Absolute Zero.
“Let us wait a little; when your enemy is executing a false movement, never interrupt him” –Napoleon Bonaparte, 1805

[SamsquanchParticipant 4226]

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[MaverickParticipant 811]

Wally wrote:

Happily I have not been on a dating site in years. I can’t imagine why I would ever go on one again. The best thing I could find there would be a desperate woman who thought I might be different from the other guys she had rejected for not coming up to her high standards. I bet that would end well…

I trolled a few of them when I was on there and asked “would you like to get divorced?” (first message) It went over their heads.

[MaverickParticipant 811]

Knights Templar Rising wrote:

A term to beware of is “Furbaby”. If a woman posts this, it’s her quite readily admitting she treats her pet like it’s her own child. I’ve met two childless women like that, and they were both all around crazy.

LOL yeah, seems to be a thing with 30 something women.

[MaverickParticipant 811]

Eyeswideopen wrote:

These online and mobile app dating sites are poison. Most women use it as a free ego boost – getting a “like” makes them feel they are attractive.

Any halfway attractive woman is going to have a whole constellation of simps, chads and back burners to keep her company from her real life. Mostly, they are just a quick ego fix.

I have had days off during the week and would login to a site on a weekday and it would be full of women at “do nothing” jobs posting and trolling for attention. You would have to be unemployed just to keep their attention. Their employers apparently let them get away with it.

[MaverickParticipant 811]

Anonymous wrote:

I found a very attractive post wall woman. She had a kid, but she was grown and out of the house so I didn’t see this as a problem. She worked as a teacher, taught night school and ran her own small business. She owns her own home and has a nice car. I think I have found the NAWALT. Within 3 months I realize that it is all a charade. She is a bats~~~ crazy control freak in debt to her eyeb~~~~ who only wanted me for my wallet. Lucky for me all I had to do was start telling her NO and she broke up with me. Later, I realized it was a control scheme as she was willing to give me another chance. I declined.

There’s always a catch, isn’t there?

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

After the redpill all I see is list of demands. I want blah blah blah.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[Anonymous 0]

The worst is the married women pretending to be single or separated. I asked one how separated? She told me “We still live together and share the same bed but he is dying of cancer so we’re not intimate anymore” They lie about everything

[Anonymous 11]

I second everything on this thread both before and after my post such is my detest of the online dating scams.

I stopped using online dating 8 odd years ago. It was a complete waste of my time. I’ll setup prop female accounts for personal research purposes and hearty laughs every so often. As for the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen, only 1 man out of approx. 1500 contacts had enough cajones to call me out as a “gold digger”.

[D.B.D.Participant 889]

Hiking. They seem to always list hiking as their number one interest/hobby when in reality they don’t do any of that.
I keep a few bogus profiles just for fun and to observe their godawfull behavior, appearance, and unbelievable standard expectations.

[Greg HondaParticipant 6406]

I like reading the profiles, noting their demands for Male perfection, and then comparing that to what they have to offer in return.

It was POF that brought me to MGTOW so I guess I have to be thankful for that.

Amazes me that they think I’m gonna’ be interested in “Fine Dinning” “Travel” or any other Lame Ass fake hobbies that usually involve me paying for both of us.

I would be ok with a FWB situation with no commitment but that’s never on offer. Many seem openly p~~~ed off with the lack of “Real Men”.

I guess a Real Man would want to take on all their s~~~ and wife them up at 50+ years old just in time for some worn out sex and later full time nurse duties.

All those Fad diets full of “Low Fat” meals have filled their brains with Trans-Fats and many are well on the way to Alzheimer’s.

Guess that’s a plus when your past is something you’d rather forget.

I get the impression that there are fewer and fewer Simps out there willing to bankroll these entitled washed up wrinkly cellulite’d bitter money grabbing vacuous Brain dead saggy tatted up Broke delusionally entitled time wasting Parasites.

But what do I know?

I’m just a guy so I must have it all wrong.

Silly me.

It's Time to get Wise

[KevinStylesParticipant 2580]

To counter the whole ‘my kids come first’ lines in womens posts, I like to say I have a dog, he comes first. lol.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5092]

I joined POF once. Baffled the snatch with my Shakespearean language. Ha, what a bundle of laugh there was to be had. Many ? replies. One even sent a voice recording, thought I was being serious. Simple creatures.

[BrainPilotParticipant 7640]

“My kids come first…”

I always saw this and just wanted to respond to them, “If your kids come first, why did you get rid of their dad?”.

Look, it's not my fault that tornado dropped a house on your sister. Now get back on your broom and get your ass out of here... and take your monkeys with you

[EskimospyParticipant 841]

How often has the line “I don’t chase, I replace.” been on these profiles?

[QuellParticipant 2538]

You would also see a list of emojis for a profile of what they were into: pizza, wine, tacos, working out, travel. Pizza is not a hobby you lard ass.

[ViciouscunningtreacherousParticipant 823]

Anonymous wrote:

Wasted six months online dating with the following observations.

–100% are attention whores who use online dating for boosting their egos.
–99.99% are blatantly lying in their profile (age, hobbies, weight, etc.)
–95% are single mothers looking for someone to raise their kids
–90% have unbelievably unrealistic relationship expectations
–85% are 6 or below, but expect to find an 8 or 9
–85% fit into SJW, feminist, or scorn woman

These numbers are not scientific, but completely accurate in my experience. I left online and found MGTOW following my only match. I am 48 years old, but still quite attractive and in good shape putting at a very fair 7. I have a six figure income and own a house, which elevates me to an 8 or low 9. I found a very attractive post wall woman. She had a kid, but she was grown and out of the house so I didn’t see this as a problem. She worked as a teacher, taught night school and ran her own small business. She owns her own home and has a nice car. I think I have found the NAWALT. Within 3 months I realize that it is all a charade. She is a bats~~~ crazy control freak in debt to her eyeb~~~~ who only wanted me for my wallet. Lucky for me all I had to do was start telling her NO and she broke up with me. Later, I realized it was a control scheme as she was willing to give me another chance. I declined.

Oh perfect dude! Same s~~~ with me. All of them are bulls~~~ artists. Fyi. Former model. Did print ads, billboards, runway shows and extra work. Former professional race car driver(actually got paid to drive!) Pilot, desert racer, multiple business owner. On POF for a year and a half. Matched with one my age and didn’t bail out on me. We go out and it’s all about her. Not one question about me. Then after 3, yes 3 cosmos she says I’m full of s~~~. Alright I’m done so it’s time to shove some reality down her throat. I take her back to my place and promptly take her to the hall of “Me”. Show her the albums, the portfolio, the credits, the racing licenses and even opened the phone book and showed her the two different businesses that I owned. I then became quiet. She then says through her drunken stupor, “how do you have time for a relationship with all that?” Another pause. I said “ya know you’re right. I should get some sleep. Ready to go home?” She said ” I guess.” Funny. Never heard from her again. Hmmm. Surely a mystery.

For in much wisdom is much grief, and he who increases knowledge increases sorrow.

[ViciouscunningtreacherousParticipant 823]

Quell wrote:

You would also see a list of emojis for a profile of what they were into: pizza, wine, tacos, working out, travel. Pizza is not a hobby you lard ass.

I once dated a broad that said she “accomplished ” buying a BMW 325i. She was very proud. I said ” that’s not an accomplishment, it’s a payment.” She wasn’t very receptive to that response. Huh.

For in much wisdom is much grief, and he who increases knowledge increases sorrow.

[ViciouscunningtreacherousParticipant 823]

D.B.D. wrote:

Hiking. They seem to always list hiking as their number one interest/hobby when in reality they don’t do any of that.
I keep a few bogus profiles just for fun and to observe their godawfull behavior, appearance, and unbelievable standard expectations.

YES! I hike in Yosemite all the time and I never see any women on the trails. Climbed the backside of half some last summer and it was me and 4 other guys. F~~~ing great time.

For in much wisdom is much grief, and he who increases knowledge increases sorrow.

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