What are some of the ridiculous things you've seen on dating sites?

[MaverickParticipant 811]

Now that I am done with these sites, thought I’d start a thread about some of the ridiculousness of these sites that I wasted far too much time on.

– Fat women and single mothers with ridiculous standards

– Women who post pics (in many cases, multiple pics) of their kid(s). WHY?!

– 30 something Women without kids who post pics of themselves holding other peoples’ kids

– 30 something Women without pics who post pics of their dogs and call themselves dog mommies and the like.

– Women whose profile consists of them stating what they are NOT looking for rather than what they are looking for.

– The ones who go out of their way to post “No Trump supporters” or admit they are SJW

– Fat chicks who post pics of themselves neck up hoping that their charm will make the guy that they meet overlook the fact that they are fat

– Ugly tattoos and piercings

– Blue hair, red hair, pink hair, purple hair. What’s up with that trend?

– Almost every single mother starts her profile stating that she’s a single mother and writes “my kids come first”. No s~~~!

– The ones who claim to be fans of a certain sports team when she is actually just a bandwagon jumper

– The ones who claim to be weightlifters but don’t look like it

– “I have built a pretty good life for myself and I’m not looking for someone to take care of me, but I am also not looking for someone who needs me to take care of him”. – I see that quite a bit!

– “I looooooooooooooove to travel!”

Anything else to add?

[Billy&The CloneasaurusParticipant]

You had me at fat chicks.

The answer, is no.

[Manspread MansplainerParticipant 4222]

Maverick wrote:

Women whose profile consists of them stating what they are NOT looking for

As in every other dirt bag she f~~~ed.

Maverick wrote:

Almost every single mother starts her profile stating that she’s a single mother and writes “my kids come first”.

After YOUR wallet of course.

Maverick wrote:

“I looooooooooooooove to travel!”

So start maxing out your credit card. She’s gonna be a handful.

Sometimes I consider going on a dating site for the LOLs.
Then I snap back to reality.
Every time I went back to online dating it gets worse than before.

The modern women is a disgrace. They deserve only to be lonely, poor, have cats and get pumped and dumped.

If women ran the world = It would become the shithole you are seeing.

[Branched offParticipant 10932]

Happily I have not been on a dating site in years. I can’t imagine why I would ever go on one again. The best thing I could find there would be a desperate woman who thought I might be different from the other guys she had rejected for not coming up to her high standards. I bet that would end well…

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Are you sure you didn’t mean typical instead of ridiculous?

Because that s~~~list seems pretty typical to me, and not just on dating sites.

[Anonymous 42]

Never been there, never done that, but by the looks of it I’d rather get sucked into an escalator and spat out in thin strips like a paper shredder!

[Anonymous 14]

Billy&The Cloneasaurus wrote:

You had me at fat chicks.

Yep. Going where no MAN has gone before. I’m not Captain Kirk and I am not going there!!

[Knights Templar RisingParticipant 5106]

One woman complained about all the stereotype pics that men put up. Yet she only posts one pic, a dark blurry pic of only her face. Typical hypocritical c~~~.

Sovereignty above all else.

[SpiderHerderParticipant 3766]

Anonymous wrote:

Never been there, never done that, but by the looks of it I’d rather get sucked into an escalator and spat out in thin strips like a paper shredder!

Yeah, it sounds more fun and less painful, thank you very much. lol

[BoarParticipant]

These entire damn sites are ridiculous. Just the idea of ‘shopping’ with a checklist for the ideal mate is pitiful.

Untamed wrote: Quit complaining and Go Your Own Way in whatever manner suits you best.

[SkelatorParticipant 1261]

Is this the site you are referring to? These chicks seem pretty nice to me.

https://myrealdolls.com/?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIwpae_ayZ3AIVGrjACh1uJgdZEAAYASAAEgIvivD_BwE

[WallyParticipant]

“Only for someone who wants a ready made family”

95% of the women on dating sites are crazy, divorced, and have children the other 5% are just crazy but want to have kids and get divorced.

"what a waste of a life, to marry, give up your freedom, just for the hope of not dying alone. Don't get married Son."

[Jim01Participant 6678]

I love the ones where they have a photo of themselves with their friend and then when you flick through the pictures you realise she was the unattractive one in that photo

[Knights Templar RisingParticipant 5106]

A term to beware of is “Furbaby”. If a woman posts this, it’s her quite readily admitting she treats her pet like it’s her own child. I’ve met two childless women like that, and they were both all around crazy.

Sovereignty above all else.

[Nags4CashParticipant 1163]

Mine is the women that post like 12 pics of when they were 17 or 18, then try to sneakin their best picture from 5 years ago when they were 30 something. No s~~~ look around on tinder. Why anyone post pictures of themselves 20 something years ago as if to say, “i was hot once at least”. Assholes.

Murph ~ There is nothing brave or manly about entering into a contract with somebody which allows them to take your money, assets, children, and decades of your future income on a mere whim.

[black_knightParticipant 2602]

What are some of the ridiculous things you’ve seen on dating sites

Men.

[Won'tGetFooledAgainParticipant 3293]

“You must be at least 6ft as I like to wear heels (even if she is 5ft 2)”
“Not into one night stands” (trying to convince a potential wallet that she has not been on the carousel for 20 years. If you are a chad this rule does not apply)

Photos that look nothing like them, either the photos are 5 to 10 years old, photoshopped, professional shots or the one in 1000 photo where they look ok on a night out. If there are purely headshots then it means she is over weight.

The ones who put “looking to find a husband” as to what they are looking for.

For women, everything eventually boils down to Alpha Fucks, Beta Bucks.

[EyeswideopenParticipant 2930]

These online and mobile app dating sites are poison. Most women use it as a free ego boost – getting a “like” makes them feel they are attractive.

Any halfway attractive woman is going to have a whole constellation of simps, chads and back burners to keep her company from her real life. Mostly, they are just a quick ego fix.

- Marriage is described as an institution. You would have to be crazy to be commited to it. -"If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal. Not people or things" Albert Einstein

[Anonymous 1]

Won'tGetFooledAgain wrote:

“Not into one night stands” (trying to convince a potential wallet that she has not been on the carousel for 20 years

I’d say this statement is on about 1 in 4 profiles.

Even the oldest, fattest and ugliest ones will include this on their profile.

Total delusion.

[Anonymous 2]

Wasted six months online dating with the following observations.

–100% are attention whores who use online dating for boosting their egos.
–99.99% are blatantly lying in their profile (age, hobbies, weight, etc.)
–95% are single mothers looking for someone to raise their kids
–90% have unbelievably unrealistic relationship expectations
–85% are 6 or below, but expect to find an 8 or 9
–85% fit into SJW, feminist, or scorn woman

These numbers are not scientific, but completely accurate in my experience. I left online and found MGTOW following my only match. I am 48 years old, but still quite attractive and in good shape putting at a very fair 7. I have a six figure income and own a house, which elevates me to an 8 or low 9. I found a very attractive post wall woman. She had a kid, but she was grown and out of the house so I didn’t see this as a problem. She worked as a teacher, taught night school and ran her own small business. She owns her own home and has a nice car. I think I have found the NAWALT. Within 3 months I realize that it is all a charade. She is a bats~~~ crazy control freak in debt to her eyeb~~~~ who only wanted me for my wallet. Lucky for me all I had to do was start telling her NO and she broke up with me. Later, I realized it was a control scheme as she was willing to give me another chance. I declined.

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