Want to buy a fleshlight

[Ranger OneParticipant 16836]

Own a fleshlight. Also own one of these:
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00UYSDQ0Y/ref=oh_aui_search_detailpage?ie=UTF8&psc=1

weighs about 8 lbs so it has some heft. I consider it a compromise between something smaller like a fleshlight and something more realistic like those full-sized sex dolls.

All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear. And what are you? Alive. Everything else is negotiable. Women have rights; men have responsibilities; MGTOW have freedom. Marriage is for chumps. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart-R'as al Ghul.

[Pedal, run, rowParticipant]

Just ordered my first fleshlight.

Looking at my left hand – “Well, we had a good run together, you and I. We certainly had some good times these last 40 years. It isn’t you, it’s me. I just need to find myself… no, no, there is no one else, I swear.”

[Rafe GBParticipant 474]

Thanks for the information!

MGTOW: The silent heralds of cataclysmic societal change. AGAIN!

[Eric LauderParticipant 12043]

Anonymous wrote:

You definitely do not want to use a public Fleshlight. It’s most like a real world modern feminist vagina.

Untrue.
A public fleshlight won’t falsely accuse you of rape after the sex.

SUPREME LEADER KIM JONG-UN'S FASHION STYLIST - if you want a new look or if you're a very beautiful trans you can call me, phone number +85079255312 / mobile 01921421211. The worth of a man isn't the usefulness that women get from him. Avoiding living with a woman, a man isn't rejecting a lot of sex: he's rejecting sexual starvation. MGTOW IS TACKLING DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IN COMPLIANCE WITH CONVENTION OF ISTANBUL: http://www.coe.int/en/web/conventions/full-list/-/conventions/rms/090000168008482e --- Article 4, Section 4 "Special measures that are necessary to prevent and protect women from gender-based violence shall not be considered discrimination under the terms of this Convention". WHAT I LEARNT FROM A GENDER STUDIES CLASS IN LUND, SWEDEN: every time feminists accuses men of doing something, odds are likely either them or persons associated with them are doing the exact same thing but a lot worse. WHO I'M RIGHT NOW https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1okpAj7Fhw Basically my former life have been a conflict between this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yz_RQVkvke4 and this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFIMeyTK-sU That's, more or less, all about me.

[Eric LauderParticipant 12043]

Anonymous wrote:

I like tightening vacuum right before I shoot the ‘ol load. If you time it right, it’s like c~~~ heaven.

Do you lurkers not love this thread???

The only kind of lurker that could feel uncomfortable at this thread is a woman who feels entitled to men’s bodies (and resources) – aka more than 90% women.
Male lurkers are probably going to order a fleshlight, too.

A fleshlight for a man is different from a dildo for a woman.
Dildos can be fun, a lot, but dildos don’t:
* Ask you out
* Make compliments
* Pay dinner
* Try to be entertaining, bright, funny
* In other words they don’t do 99% of the work.

Same for fleshlights, fleshlights don’t:
* Ask you out
* Make compliments
* Pay dinner
* Try to be entertaining, bright, funny
* In other words they don’t do 99% of the work.

The difference between dildos and fleshlights being then that most men actually DO all the above things to women, while almost all women do NOT do the above things to men…

Rafe GB wrote:

That “Destroya” looks brutal. Fun, but brutal.

It’s a pussy, and it’s used with lube: it cannot be “brutal”.
Brutal can be a tranny with a dick bigger than your, or, even worse, a woman with a strapon.

SUPREME LEADER KIM JONG-UN'S FASHION STYLIST - if you want a new look or if you're a very beautiful trans you can call me, phone number +85079255312 / mobile 01921421211. The worth of a man isn't the usefulness that women get from him. Avoiding living with a woman, a man isn't rejecting a lot of sex: he's rejecting sexual starvation. MGTOW IS TACKLING DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IN COMPLIANCE WITH CONVENTION OF ISTANBUL: http://www.coe.int/en/web/conventions/full-list/-/conventions/rms/090000168008482e --- Article 4, Section 4 "Special measures that are necessary to prevent and protect women from gender-based violence shall not be considered discrimination under the terms of this Convention". WHAT I LEARNT FROM A GENDER STUDIES CLASS IN LUND, SWEDEN: every time feminists accuses men of doing something, odds are likely either them or persons associated with them are doing the exact same thing but a lot worse. WHO I'M RIGHT NOW https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1okpAj7Fhw Basically my former life have been a conflict between this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yz_RQVkvke4 and this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFIMeyTK-sU That's, more or less, all about me.

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

A woman is a walking talking vagina. As such the fleshlight is the functional part of a woman that works (when not on strike), it’s that walking and talking we want to get rid of.

All college men should get one. It will improve your grades.

That said, I don’t use my fleshlight much. I don’t get that much more than I can get from my hands. It’s what my mind is thinking of that grabs my attention.

I’m all for the Fleshlight and it is truly in many ways just sensually better than the real thing.

I went to a relationship class run by a phd and the conclusion was that you are the best sex you will ever have because only you know what you really like.

What women need, Shakeweight.

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[Rafe GBParticipant 474]

Eric Lauder wrote:

A fleshlight for a man is different from a dildo for a woman.
Dildos can be fun, a lot, but dildos don’t:
* Ask you out
* Make compliments
* Pay dinner
* Try to be entertaining, bright, funny
* In other words they don’t do 99% of the work.

Same for fleshlights, fleshlights don’t:
* Ask you out
* Make compliments
* Pay dinner
* Try to be entertaining, bright, funny
* In other words they don’t do 99% of the work.

The difference between dildos and fleshlights being then that most men actually DO all the above things to women, while almost all women do NOT do the above things to men…

LOL, so true. For some reason a lightbulb just went off. Thanks for the morning coffee of red pill. The above snippet by Eric should be elite, I’m nominating it Keymaster sir!

MGTOW: The silent heralds of cataclysmic societal change. AGAIN!

[Rafe GBParticipant 474]

Puffin Stuff wrote:

I went to a relationship class run by a phd and the conclusion was that you are the best sex you will ever have because only you know what you really like.

This should be elite, too. Think about it.

MGTOW: The silent heralds of cataclysmic societal change. AGAIN!

[Rafe GBParticipant 474]

Aaaaaaaahahahaha I’m dyin’

https://www.amazon.com/Sexflesh-BBW-Thick-Masturbator-Stroker/dp/B00ANBX850

If you cover up the hole it kinda reminds me of Italian bread at Subway.
Although I could just be hungry.

MGTOW: The silent heralds of cataclysmic societal change. AGAIN!

[~BSParticipant 3266]

lol…

this looks disgusting

https://www.amazon.com/WildFire-Celebrity-Flores-CyberSkin-Voluptuous/dp/B001SN7U1A/ref=pd_sim_121_4?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B001SN7U1A&pd_rd_r=10VPFDD8GQ6R7RJ22R78&pd_rd_w=GPd9Q&pd_rd_wg=0CJJp&psc=1&refRID=10VPFDD8GQ6R7RJ22R78

"He didn't marry until now, so he won't ever do it. Think about it, why would a man like him ever marry? It's too late to catch him. " ~some cunt

[Rafe GBParticipant 474]

~BS wrote:

lol…

this looks disgusting

I just wanna stitch it up because it looks like a knife fight wound or something.

MGTOW: The silent heralds of cataclysmic societal change. AGAIN!

[Eric LauderParticipant 12043]

Rafe GB wrote:

Eric Lauder wrote:

A fleshlight for a man is different from a dildo for a woman.
Dildos can be fun, a lot, but dildos don’t:
* Ask you out
* Make compliments
* Pay dinner
* Try to be entertaining, bright, funny
* In other words they don’t do 99% of the work.

Same for fleshlights, fleshlights don’t:
* Ask you out
* Make compliments
* Pay dinner
* Try to be entertaining, bright, funny
* In other words they don’t do 99% of the work.

The difference between dildos and fleshlights being then that most men actually DO all the above things to women, while almost all women do NOT do the above things to men…

LOL, so true. For some reason a lightbulb just went off. Thanks for the morning coffee of red pill. The above snippet by Eric should be elite, I’m nominating it Keymaster sir!

Thank you.
That’s how things work, no more, no less.
Dildos are around since more than 100 years, and their impact have been relatively weak.
Fleshlights have been patented in 1998 and they began to spread less than 10 years ago, probably since 2008-2009: “mancession” due economical crisis making most men less attractive for women (80% men aren’t attractive to women, and their main attraction is just only their capacity and willingness to support the woman) + subsequent hard line about “unwelcome approaches” (translation: 80% men have to show that they have economical means and willingness to commit before being allowed to approach a woman).

SUPREME LEADER KIM JONG-UN'S FASHION STYLIST - if you want a new look or if you're a very beautiful trans you can call me, phone number +85079255312 / mobile 01921421211. The worth of a man isn't the usefulness that women get from him. Avoiding living with a woman, a man isn't rejecting a lot of sex: he's rejecting sexual starvation. MGTOW IS TACKLING DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IN COMPLIANCE WITH CONVENTION OF ISTANBUL: http://www.coe.int/en/web/conventions/full-list/-/conventions/rms/090000168008482e --- Article 4, Section 4 "Special measures that are necessary to prevent and protect women from gender-based violence shall not be considered discrimination under the terms of this Convention". WHAT I LEARNT FROM A GENDER STUDIES CLASS IN LUND, SWEDEN: every time feminists accuses men of doing something, odds are likely either them or persons associated with them are doing the exact same thing but a lot worse. WHO I'M RIGHT NOW https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1okpAj7Fhw Basically my former life have been a conflict between this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yz_RQVkvke4 and this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFIMeyTK-sU That's, more or less, all about me.

[BONEParticipant 448]

Once I get over my porn addiction, I’m most defiantly buying one, do you guys watch porn while using it or just let your imagination run wild?

[Eric LauderParticipant 12043]

BONE wrote:

Once I get over my porn addiction, I’m most defiantly buying one, do you guys watch porn while using it or just let your imagination run wild?

I wake up having an erection, every morning, and I immediatly use the fleshlight, I don’t need porn: never turned on the computer/TV in the morning.
When I return home from the job I usually use the fleshlight, and most times I don’t use porn.
Other times I mostly use porn, but not always, it’s probably:
0% times I use porn when I wake up
10%-20% times I use porn when I return home.
66%-75% times I use porn during other times I use the fleshlight.
I use the fleshlight about 3 times per day, on average, so even totally without porn it still would be about 2 times per day.

A woman can’t compete with the fleshlight because she would be required to:
* Live with me without getting legal rights on my stuff.
* Give me the pussy every morning.
* Give me the pussy immediatly when I return home, all the days.
* She should take initiative after (or during) the movie, hitting on me for sex, about 10-11 PM: that would be the part substituting porn. That should happen almost all the days, let’s say at least 5-in-7 days.
Given the points above she would be EQUAL to the fleshlight, not better.
In order to being better she should wake me up with blowjobs (EVERY morning) and hot coffee just made, fruit juice, greek yogurt or icelandic skyr with honey and cinnamon powder or ginger powder.

That’s now.
When I’ll have a robot kitchen / automated home waking me with hot coffee and all the stuff then the requirements for a woman will be higher…

SUPREME LEADER KIM JONG-UN'S FASHION STYLIST - if you want a new look or if you're a very beautiful trans you can call me, phone number +85079255312 / mobile 01921421211. The worth of a man isn't the usefulness that women get from him. Avoiding living with a woman, a man isn't rejecting a lot of sex: he's rejecting sexual starvation. MGTOW IS TACKLING DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IN COMPLIANCE WITH CONVENTION OF ISTANBUL: http://www.coe.int/en/web/conventions/full-list/-/conventions/rms/090000168008482e --- Article 4, Section 4 "Special measures that are necessary to prevent and protect women from gender-based violence shall not be considered discrimination under the terms of this Convention". WHAT I LEARNT FROM A GENDER STUDIES CLASS IN LUND, SWEDEN: every time feminists accuses men of doing something, odds are likely either them or persons associated with them are doing the exact same thing but a lot worse. WHO I'M RIGHT NOW https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1okpAj7Fhw Basically my former life have been a conflict between this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yz_RQVkvke4 and this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFIMeyTK-sU That's, more or less, all about me.

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

@ Erick, that’s not fair, I’m sure women have some innate value. I just can’t figure out what it is.

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[Anonymous 0]

Eric,
You missed an item that fleshlights don’t do. They NEVER nag you to go over to their mother’s house.

[Rafe GBParticipant 474]

Puffin Stuff wrote:

I’m sure women have some innate value. I just can’t figure out what it is.

Well. If there ever was a zombie apocalype, women run slower than men do on average.

MGTOW: The silent heralds of cataclysmic societal change. AGAIN!

[Anonymous 11]

BONE wrote:

Once I get over my porn addiction, I’m most defiantly buying one, do you guys watch porn while using it or just let your imagination run wild?

Man, you can hook up an iPad to it along with their VR module and have your porn right there. I believe they have special vids that’ll sync with it.

Just thinking of some random way younger than I hot piece of ass that I saw that day is all I need.

[Eric LauderParticipant 12043]

Puffin Stuff wrote:

@ Erick, that’s not fair, I’m sure women have some innate value. I just can’t figure out what it is.

Women have the vagina.
Unfortunately for them I have 5 vaginas, and I could buy much more.

The only practical advantage of women is that they wash their vagina by themselves, while I have to wash the fleshlight.
However there’s even the upside: a fleshlight isn’t going to complain if I didn’t washed my dick.
Just to be fair: that wouldn’t be a problem with a woman, because when you have sex barely two times per week (or even just on once per week), then your dick is always clean when you have sex, you have a lot of time to wash it, because there are 3-4 days between two different intercourses.
It’s different when you have sex three times per day.

Anonymous wrote:

Eric,
You missed an item that fleshlights don’t do. They NEVER nag you to go over to their mother’s house.

You mean the house that their mother stole from their father?

SUPREME LEADER KIM JONG-UN'S FASHION STYLIST - if you want a new look or if you're a very beautiful trans you can call me, phone number +85079255312 / mobile 01921421211. The worth of a man isn't the usefulness that women get from him. Avoiding living with a woman, a man isn't rejecting a lot of sex: he's rejecting sexual starvation. MGTOW IS TACKLING DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IN COMPLIANCE WITH CONVENTION OF ISTANBUL: http://www.coe.int/en/web/conventions/full-list/-/conventions/rms/090000168008482e --- Article 4, Section 4 "Special measures that are necessary to prevent and protect women from gender-based violence shall not be considered discrimination under the terms of this Convention". WHAT I LEARNT FROM A GENDER STUDIES CLASS IN LUND, SWEDEN: every time feminists accuses men of doing something, odds are likely either them or persons associated with them are doing the exact same thing but a lot worse. WHO I'M RIGHT NOW https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1okpAj7Fhw Basically my former life have been a conflict between this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yz_RQVkvke4 and this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFIMeyTK-sU That's, more or less, all about me.

[Ice-JiubParticipant 491]

Eric Lauder wrote:

The only practical advantage of women is that they wash their vagina by themselves, while I have to wash the fleshlight.

For you guys just getting one, don’t be like my mate who forgot to clean his and went to use it 3 weeks later.

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