Want to buy a fleshlight

[Rafe GBParticipant 474]

But have NO idea what to look for. There’s a bazillion of them. Which one is your favorite that you would recommend to another?

Is Tenga any good?

Anything else to recommend besides a Fleshlight Branded item?

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[Eric LauderParticipant 12043]

Just buy one, there are dozen different textures and they feel slightly different each other but they’re all very good.
Better option would be having three (or more) sleeves with three different textures: sometimes there are special offers.

The best way to select different sleeves is very easy: just watch the texture patterns in their sites and take textures that have very different pattern each other.

However there’s even sites giving ratings
http://www.fleshking.net/fleshlight-top-10.php

I have Vortex, Destroya, Heavenly, Barracuda and I don’t remember the fifth.
They’re all very good, it’s not even worth discussing whose one should get a 8.5 rating, whose one should get 8.7 rating and whose one should get 8.3 rating: this is actual the difference between the best and the worst, less than half point.

Suggestion: buy two cases, better combo is two cases and three sleevs. I actually have three cases and five sleeves.

Tenga egg is inferior to fleshlight but still quite good and extremely cheap, try it.

Suggestion: buy SEX-IN-A-CAN.
I got it as gift, it’s a beer can than is actually a fleshlight, anal kind.

FINAL NOTE:
I stated that the various sleevs have rating varying from about 8.3 to about 8.7.
Now the comparison with a woman:
Average vagina, using a condom: 5.
Best vagina ever, expert woman, without condom: 10.

In my life I had sex with more than 100 women, probably slightly more than 120 (not sure, and I don’t care), so I guess that my rating is actually quite worthy.

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[Sky-OParticipant 18936]

Never used one. Never will.

I’m totally red pill now.

But I had enough sex during my blue pill era to be somewhat convinced based on my experiences that a Fleshlight is no substitute for some of my historical moments of redefining the meaning of the term f~~~ing over 50 different ways.

[Anonymous 5]

As much as am prone to buy one- I think it’s a good investment. None the less I think in time if I do require one I should look over how it may affect my mind. I support any one for buying one. A thousand good reasons. I herd that cone is just the same as a wemins vag. Yes; I don’t want to sound negative towards your post. But- why? A plastic vagina.. I would rather try and find another way out to my lesser “needs”. Or die trying. Other than that good post bro got me thinking (i have been off in on, about ordering one)

[Joey AlfioParticipant]

Destroya is hands down one of the best. It feels amazing and close to the real thing. I always wondered what the big fuss was about but now I know lol.

Δεν υπάρχει τίποτε αδύνατο γι’ αυτόν που θα προσπαθήσει. - Μέγας Αλέξανδρος

[Anonymous 11]

Sky-O wrote:

Never used one. Never will.

You will after you try one just once 😉

I’ve got a Vortex and Pink Lady. I like them both for different reasons. I would like to try that Destroya too. Eric is right about having multiple cases as I need to go there myself. Keep the sleeves clean, and they’ll last. You can use corn starch and isopropyl rubbing alcohol in lieu of the Fleshlight products. I like Astroglide for the lube.

[Eric LauderParticipant 12043]

Joey Alfio wrote:

Destroya is hands down one of the best. It feels amazing and close to the real thing. I always wondered what the big fuss was about but now I know lol.

Most real things are actually worse than a fleshlight, especially if you use a condom: I would say that 99.9% vaginas are worse than a fleshlight when you use the condom.

Then:
Given you always have to use a condom unless it’s a long-term relationship.
Given long-term relationships mean legal duties and a lot of drama.

Well, the math is very easy to do….

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[~BSParticipant 3266]

just buy a few different ones. i guess they’re different, but I would say the different skins don’t make that much of a difference. I would swing for a few of the classic style sleeves.

i like the wonderwave.

The key to keeping it clean is keeping it dry. Dont let it stay damp for an extended period of time. After rinsing, I store upright over a flat surface fan. Have not found an easier way to maintain it.

"He didn't marry until now, so he won't ever do it. Think about it, why would a man like him ever marry? It's too late to catch him. " ~some cunt

[Eric LauderParticipant 12043]

Anonymous wrote:

I like Astroglide for the lube.

Fleshlube classic.
It smells of real sex, it’s absurdly wonderful.

WHEN YOU HAVE ACTUAL SEX WITH A CONDOM THEN YOUR DICK SMELLS OF RUBBER!!! It’s really unpleasant.
After “fake” sex with the fleshlube, the smell is quite similar to having had real sex without the condom.

SUPREME LEADER KIM JONG-UN'S FASHION STYLIST - if you want a new look or if you're a very beautiful trans you can call me, phone number +85079255312 / mobile 01921421211. The worth of a man isn't the usefulness that women get from him. Avoiding living with a woman, a man isn't rejecting a lot of sex: he's rejecting sexual starvation. MGTOW IS TACKLING DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IN COMPLIANCE WITH CONVENTION OF ISTANBUL: http://www.coe.int/en/web/conventions/full-list/-/conventions/rms/090000168008482e --- Article 4, Section 4 "Special measures that are necessary to prevent and protect women from gender-based violence shall not be considered discrimination under the terms of this Convention". WHAT I LEARNT FROM A GENDER STUDIES CLASS IN LUND, SWEDEN: every time feminists accuses men of doing something, odds are likely either them or persons associated with them are doing the exact same thing but a lot worse. WHO I'M RIGHT NOW https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1okpAj7Fhw Basically my former life have been a conflict between this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yz_RQVkvke4 and this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFIMeyTK-sU That's, more or less, all about me.

[Anonymous 11]

I like tightening vacuum right before I shoot the ‘ol load. If you time it right, it’s like c~~~ heaven.

Do you lurkers not love this thread???

[Anonymous 42]

And for the Bronies:

[Anonymous 11]

You definitely do not want to use a public Fleshlight. It’s most like a real world modern feminist vagina.

[Anonymous 42]

Anonymous wrote:

You definitely do not want to use a public Fleshlight. It’s most like a real world modern feminist vagina.

I disagree, women haven’t touched it, therefore it’s WAY SAFER!

[Rafe GBParticipant 474]

Uhg, MGTOW’er lol. Once it’s seen, it can’t be unseen.

Lots of good ideas thanks!
Not sure why would need to buy more cases if can just swap out sleeves?
I’m not able to figure out that part.

That “Destroya” looks brutal. Fun, but brutal.

I just want a fleshlight “for the itch”, that’s all.
I don’t sleep with women anymore and my hands want a committment so I need to buy something.

(Haha)

There’s so many versions of fleshlight out there it’s crazy. I’m reading reviews but thought, eh… I know of my brothers (you) so I’ll ask them instead.

Check this one out: Comes with her own drink. That’s +1.
Plus it’s Easter!

(I’m not sure how I got here from browsing fleshlights)

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[QuellParticipant 2538]

I think I’m going to try one myself. Do you had was these or can you pull out the sleeve and put it in the dishwasher?

[Rafe GBParticipant 474]

Quell wrote:

I think I’m going to try one myself. Do you had was these or can you pull out the sleeve and put it in the dishwasher?

I’d be wary because of the degree of heat might that harm it I would think?
Plus the detergent and rinse agent might not do well for it, either.

But, maybe it’s okay to do I don’t know.

MGTOW: The silent heralds of cataclysmic societal change. AGAIN!

[Pedal, run, rowParticipant]

Hmmmm, interesting thread. I may have to buy my first one… So destroya is the best?
I saw one that simulated deep throat that sounds good: Fleshlight Jenna Haze Swallow | Deep Throat Oral Sex Toy

https://www.amazon.com/Fleshlight-Jenna-Haze-Swallow-Throat/dp/B01B8DSH0W/ref=pd_ybh_a_3?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=80XJ3FJYJW85R5TVGWD8

I had 3 different women do that for me, and it was always great, but part of the turn on was them choking a bit, drooling, and eyes tearing up (sick f~~~! lol). Anyone have any experience with this toy?

[Prefer Peace to PieceParticipant 10809]

Don’t laugh, but I have 12 of them. I don’t use them all the time, but they are useful on occasion.

Vortex is my personal favorite.

I suggest getting the heater also.

Be scrupulous in disinfection and clean up.

Good luck.

A fleshlight hasn’t sued me for 300,000 yet.

[~BSParticipant 3266]

the fleshlight website frequently runs specials. I would sign up for their newsletter or whatever, then wait for a special.

"He didn't marry until now, so he won't ever do it. Think about it, why would a man like him ever marry? It's too late to catch him. " ~some cunt

[Pedal, run, rowParticipant]

Prefer Peace to Piece wrote:

A fleshlight hasn’t sued me for 300,000 yet.

How many sandwiches have they made for you?

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