Update: I'm getting married June 10.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Anonymous wrote:

Marriage is STUPID

.. until you mention “the contract”. Then not signing one is SMART.

Notice how Joker said “I’m getting married”.
Extreme idiots always attempt to romanticize it that way.

Even the justifications that follow “she’s my rock”.
A rock implies “stability”, which no bride can provide – especially legally.

What a FRAUD.

Joke didn’t say “I’m signing a marriage contract“ for a reason. Because everyone knows that’s suicide , and instantly de-romanticizes it. It’s like ripping the bouquet out of her head, stomping on it, burning the bride’s Vera Wang dress, unzipping your fly and p~~~ing on the cake all at once.

Joker will be back. And it wont’ be to gloat.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Pedal, run, rowParticipant]

Only Satan would send a woman into a man’s life at this point.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Pedal, run, row wrote:

Only Satan would send a woman into a man’s life at this point.

No man should ever sign a marriage contract to a woman who HATES him enough to actually let him go through with it. Wedding photos are some of the most disgusting s~~~ I have ever seen.

http://kennethkubik.com/DSC_0207.JPG

http://ottawaweddingphotographers.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/BS1_3355.jpg

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Anonymous 42]

Keymaster wrote:

No man should ever sign a marriage contract to a woman who HATES him enough to actually let him go through with it.

You sure go through it alright!

I NEVER have and NEVER will RIDE THE CHIPPER!

[Anonymous 11]

Keymaster wrote:

Notice how Joker said “I’m getting married”.

He is GETTING married. Was it like October whatever in the thread Meister referenced for us?

Anyway, he’s getting married like say six months after this supposed God ordained NAWALT enters his life? Not that he’ll listen, but the more quickly a marriage occurs is indicative of how dysfunctional that relationship is. That has been my general observation of these types of marriages over the years. Divorce probability is way higher than normal with these. I do hope a Cluster B has not ensnared him. That would be very bad for him.

Yeah Meister, if you only knew the depths of the bad company I know 😉 I know a lot of good company too.

[AutoliteParticipant]

Pedal, run, row wrote:

Only Satan would send a woman into a man’s life at this point.

Well, Joker is saying that his god brought them together but he didn’t say which god, did he???

[NerdtasticParticipant 194]

Keymaster wrote:

MG-ɹǝʍoʇ wrote:

Marriage is STUPID

.. until you mention “the contract”. Then not signing one is SMART.

Notice how Joker said “I’m getting married”.
Extreme idiots always attempt to romanticize it that way.

Even the justifications that follow “she’s my rock”.
A rock implies “stability”, which no bride can provide – especially legally.

What a FRAUD.

Joke didn’t say “I’m signing a marriage contract“ for a reason. Because everyone knows that’s suicide , and instantly de-romanticizes it. It’s like ripping the bouquet out of her head, stomping on it, burning the bride’s Vera Wang dress, unzipping your fly and p~~~ing on the cake all at once.

Joker will be back. And it wont’ be to gloat.

if she is his rock then he’s tied around that rock as well. MAN OVERBOARD!!!!

[Eric LauderParticipant 12043]

Joker

If she loves you, then ask her to wait.

Assuming that Joker is actually a man (and I don’t really think so).
He isn’t going to ask her to wait, because he knows that she would be very p~~~ed off.

Bro, how about this…

Put off the wedding.

Do NOT move in.
See if she dumps you. If she loves you, she will wait.

If you get dumped, then rinse repeat and enjoy the fresh relations~~~ sex.

He’ll never ask her to wait: he’s too afraid that she could dump him.
That pretty sums up why he already know that she doesn’t love him.

He’s just needy, he doesn’t like to live alone, and he also need sex.

He’ll end up feeling alone, sexless, harmless and afraid, within a marriage contract.
She’ll have all power and all rights, he’ll have no saying.

@joker: today is 11 March 2017, you’re going to marry 10 June 2017.

By 10 June 2020 blowjobs will be a VERY rare occurrence, and you’ll miss blowjobs.
That will be the very first sign about what’s going to happen.

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[Anonymous 5]

I can’t believe people are taking this seriously.

The person’s name is joker…

[Anonymous 42]

Nerdtastic wrote:

if she is his rock then he’s tied around that rock as well. MAN OVERBOARD!!!!

He’s on his way to the bottom of the sea.

[Anonymous 11]

Anonymous wrote:

I can’t believe people are taking this seriously.

The person’s name is joker…

Hell, the way I look at it is that even if Joker is a spoof, it gave us a nice platter to serve up some red pills. Either case, Joker loses.

[AutoliteParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

I can’t believe people are taking this seriously.

The person’s name is joker…

The bottom line is that I personally know guys who do think like this. Even if we assume that Joker isn’t for real, there are others who are on the level when it comes to a god who endorses and encourages marriage.

This is really how many guys actually think…

[AutoliteParticipant]

Not to get too far off topic, but does anyone know anything about Hutterite marriages? How do they divorce? The guy doesn’t actually own his own s~~~ anyway, does he???

[coolthingy450Participant 1223]

Joker wrote:

She made me do the unthinkable: I went to church. I had never even been baptized.

One Sunday she convinced me to just sit with her in the pew at church. Then I saw God for the first time.

He brought us together and he brought us together. I won’t go back to living alone. I know in my heart that this is the right thing to do.

Just try giving someone a chance. You never know how just one person can turn your whole life around.

Heart of my ass is more like.

This s~~~ is just so sad. This is what my reaction would be like.

Actions have consequences and consequences have prices. Cause and effect at work.

[FullMetalExoParticipant 2383]

Haha, Seems like this time the joke …

…is on the Joker.

Yeaaaaaahh!

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[Anonymous 22]

If you really are a man and getting married, then I do wish you luck. I think you will need it.

[.0000000001Participant 137]

Hey Tuna,

Enjoy your minivan. I will be cutting your sorry ass off in my Roush Mustang.

Is Wayne Brady gotta choke a B!%C* ?

[AutoliteParticipant]

.0000000001 wrote:

Hey Tuna,

Enjoy your minivan. I will be cutting your sorry ass off in my Roush Mustang.

Oh quit your boasting! Everyone knows that real men drive Flatheads… 😀

https://www.flatheads-forever.com/

[Can’t Stump TrumpParticipant]

Obviously I’m biased because I want my point, but this doesn’t sound like a dude to me. We’re in the f~~~ing MGTOW forums. A dude would begin with something like this:

“I know what you guys here think about marriage, but just hear me out…”

With full awareness of being in an environment hostile to marriage, the OP throws out all the corny “she’s the one” cliches in the book. Troll bait if I ever saw it; Tuna all the way.

The responses have been great though.

Women are better at multitasking? Fucking up several things at once is not multitasking.

[~BSParticipant 3266]

to me, especially with her last posting, it seemed female. I’m hoping it was a female, because if it was a male, it’s one of the sorriest excuses for one I’ve ever seen.

"He didn't marry until now, so he won't ever do it. Think about it, why would a man like him ever marry? It's too late to catch him. " ~some cunt

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