Update: I'm getting married June 10.

[Anonymous 42]

Anonymous wrote:

The only time I ever believed God sent me a woman ended up being the worst one of the whole lot.

Same here C-Pig, all my friends dubbed her PSYCH BITCH.

Meister wrote:

Do not ban him!

I disagree, motherf~~~ers signing marriage contracts (going in to hell) have no place here, we can’t sit them next to war-torn motherf~~~ers with the same pen shoved up their asses, it’s cruel and unusual punishment for our brothers severely burnt (like blade).

Addressing the fiance of joker, we know your game better than you know yourself, you’re going to grow fangs because the law permits it, you will rule over him with the awesome power of STATE, you may be an angle today but mark my words: The power of the state will corrupt you as you whip and lash him under the rules bestowed on you by the law of the state.

Joker, I feel sorry for you, please don’t return to our hallowed estate as far as a man can get from the all powerful and destructive state.

Joker is selling himself into bondage to please a woman because he thinks she cares about him, we know she doesn’t, she just wants her whip to beat the slave we call Joker.

Come back when you’re a broken man if suicide doesn’t take you first.

You’re walking into the hell of governmental matrimony, try to enjoy yourself the best you can being the soul/sole PROPERTY OF THE STATE.

[Anonymous 11]

Anonymous wrote:

all my friends dubbed her PSYCH BITCH.

You know you’re c~~~bound when you ignore what all your friends can plainly see.

Yeah Joker, Tower is right. Posting “I Found My Unicorn” topics is not proper material for these forums. You have a 0.000000000001% chance of landing a real NAWALT plus that feeling she’s from God crap is really bad mojo for you.

@machiavelli: You cat video share was killer. Thanks!!!!

[Anonymous 25]

Anonymous wrote:

@machiavelli: You cat video share was killer. Thanks!!!!

lol you’re welcome. I wondered how many people would actually play the video. You gotta play it guys, it’s hilarious. New tuna chant when we get a hunt

[Anonymous 42]

Anonymous wrote:

0.000000000001%

That’s going into a relations~~~, the numbers flip after the wedding to 0.000000000001% that aren’t transformed into demons that work for the STATE!

The inequity abounds like no time ever before in history and still men throw themselves in the spiked iron maiden of governmental matrimony with the god damned STATE!

Kick him the f~~~ out of here, I don’t what to know what makes a stupid motherf~~~er tick! Smash him like a clock with the ban hammer Keymaster, this is f~~~ing bulls~~~!

[Anonymous 11]

It made my morning man. It’s hilarious.

I’ve saved it to sling it myself the next time it’s appropriate.

Thanks Tower for reminding me of that component, now it’s 0.000000000000000000000000001%. Avogadro cannot even compete.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Joker wrote:

I’m getting married

You deserve it. You’re perfect for it! Who the f~~~ else is going to keep this ridiculous gong show going? So CONGRATULATIONS Joker!!! I’m sure she is that perfect diamond in a mountain of rubble. So don’t let anyone else tell you otherwise. They’re just bitter.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[AutoliteParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

I disagree, motherf~~~ers signing marriage contracts (going in to hell) have no place here,

Anonymous wrote:

Posting “I Found My Unicorn” topics is not proper material for these forums.

If a guy knowing and willingly shoves his face into a deep fat fryer, are you guys not the least bit curious as to what mental processes led the guy to make the determination that doing so would be a good thing???

[Anonymous 11]

Maybe Joker would be so kind as to enlighten us when he returns with his tail between his legs after being stripmined by her. I suggest using Fool as your handle when you re-register.

By the way dude, that’s not God talking to you. It’s your pecker.

[MeisterParticipant 2093]

Eric Lauder wrote:

That happened even to me at the beginning of my last relationship: she also said “you’re a devil” while she was touching my arm.

Difference being that 1.5 years after that, when she blackmailed me because she wished to start a cohabitation, then I dumped her.

Because I don’t accept blackmails.

I do not negotiate with terrorists.

Lol!

The touch on the arm routine.
Happened to me three times over the last 6 months.

Classic manipulation move and very effective.

Monk

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Autolite wrote:

If a guy knowing and willingly shoves his face into a deep fat fryer, are you guys not the least bit curious as to what mental processes led the guy to make the determination that doing so would be a good thing???

There are plenty of examples where a woman convinced a man to commit suicide as if it was “good for him”. Convincing a man that signing a marriage contract is “good for him” is the same s~~~.

Eve convinced Adam that apple was “good for him” too.

The mental process is very simple…..

Joker’s self esteem is so low, he wouldn’t know the difference between “love” and not being p~~~ed on.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Point Of No ReturnParticipant 4074]

Keymaster wrote:

Joker wrote:

I’m getting married

You deserve it. You’re perfect for it! Who the f~~~ else is going to keep this ridiculous gong show going? So CONGRATULATIONS Joker!!! I’m sure she is that perfect diamond in a mountain of rubble. So don’t let anyone else tell you otherwise. They’re just bitter.

The problem I see is that Joker is, as KM says, keeping the gong show going. And this is in itself very anti-MGTOW behaviour. Joker, I can just stand and watch if it is decided that you are to be dealt with summarily.

Know when it is your duty to give them zero explanations for your actions.

[Anonymous 11]

I had a blue pill friend who used to think every woman who ever touched him loved him. I remember one used to always order the most expensive thing she could whenever he took her out to restaurants.

I could have f~~~ed her. Everyone else was. I should have f~~~ed her to get him back for the c~~~blocks he pulled off on me.

He married a single mom recently. I could tell who wears the pants by his demeanor on the phone with her.

[AutoliteParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

Kick him the f~~~ out of here, I don’t what to know what makes a stupid motherf~~~er tick! Smash him like a clock with the ban hammer Keymaster, this is f~~~ing bulls~~~!

Joker is telling us that his beliefs have encouraged him to get married. You’re calling him “stupid” because he listened to what he claims his god is telling him?

You are either being a hypocrite or you’re claiming to know what your god does or doesn’t say to folks. I really do want to know “what makes a stupid motherf~~~er tick”…

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Anonymous wrote:

I had a blue pill friend who used to think every woman who ever touched him loved him

Oh f~~~, tell me about it.

I once spoke to a guy who tried to rationalize wanting to marry an ex because “no woman ever looked at him that way“. Like she batted her eyelashes a certain way, and THAT’S all it takes. Forget that she’s an EX for a reason already, just bonk yourself over the head, and sign a life contract!

I told him to “Aim higher. And don’t forget to put the seat down when you’re done”.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Anonymous 42]

Keymaster wrote:

Joker wrote:

I’m getting married

You deserve it. You’re perfect for it! Who the f~~~ else is going to keep this ridiculous gong show going? So CONGRATULATIONS Joker!!! I’m sure she is that perfect diamond in a mountain of rubble. So don’t let anyone else tell you otherwise. They’re just bitter.

I don’t have time to figure out insanity, it’s what keeps me sane!

Autolite wrote:

If a guy knowing and willingly shoves his face into a deep fat fryer, are you guys not the least bit curious as to what mental processes led the guy to make the determination that doing so would be a good thing???

Anonymous wrote:

By the way dude, that’s not God talking to you. It’s your pecker.

Avogadro would have to be Avogadroed to again and again 10 23rd! I don’t have time for insane calculations, I like to keep it 2+2, you see things allot clearer!

Joker has activated the other spinal cord, the one that starts at the tip of dick and ends at the pleasure center of the brain, it’s the fattest bundle of color coded wires and drains the brain of all foresight and logic, the CAT scan will show the energy drain as the brain endlessly short circuits, sometimes smoke can be seen.

[MeisterParticipant 2093]

Anonymous wrote:

I had a blue pill friend who used to think every woman who ever touched him loved him. I remember one used to always order the most expensive thing she could whenever he took her out to restaurants.

I could have f~~~ed her. Everyone else was. I should have f~~~ed her to get him back for the c~~~blocks he pulled off on me.

He married a single mom recently. I could tell who wears the pants by his demeanor on the phone with her.

I’ve said this before:
You keep some bad company!

Monk

[Point Of No ReturnParticipant 4074]

It’s not only about tunas, or manginas, it’s also about having anti-MGTOW behaviour. As Blade was suggesting, this space is precious to those it can really help. You can be taking blue pills, fine, but you have to be cutting DOWN on them. This Joker has emptied the pharmacy of every single blue pill it has and has got them going into his system in every way possible including IV. It’s simply not MGTOW, case closed.

Know when it is your duty to give them zero explanations for your actions.

[Anonymous 42]

Autolite wrote:

You’re calling him “stupid” because he listened to what he claims his god is telling him?

Wrong and somewhat framing me, Marriage is STUPID so guess who gets married? 2+2= STUPID!

Later they all go sexless land whale.

They find their natural state.

LMFBO!

[Anonymous 11]

Keymaster wrote:

Oh f~~~, tell me about it.

That I shall do. Mid-90s would be the period.

I always remember this gem straight from his mouth.

“She touched me. She loves me.”

He would basically stalk these chicks after one merely touched him. They were always way out of his league too. He would immediately get super-possessive and jealous. The f~~~er bought inappropriate candy and card gifts for them. They used him for free s~~~ until a Chad showed up on the scene.

I remember one night the one mentioned above and I were leaving his place at the same time. She had mentioned stopping over at my place right in front of him. His face turned beet red. He actually called my landline to see if I was home at the exact expected normal drive time.

I just told her maybe another night as she and I went to our vehicles. She was ten years younger than us and involved with married guys.

[MeisterParticipant 2093]

Point Of No Return wrote:

It’s not only about tunas, or manginas, it’s also about having anti-MGTOW behaviour. As Blade was suggesting, this space is precious to those it can really help. You can be taking blue pills, fine, but you have to be cutting DOWN on them. This Joker has emptied the pharmacy of every single blue pill it has and has got them going into his system in every way possible including IV. It’s simply not MGTOW, case closed.

If his story is true I wanna read more and be there when he gets tought his lesson.

I expect that to happen very soon.

His story is a red flag parade.

Monk

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