"Tying the knot"

[Blue SkiesParticipant 15665]

Brothers,

This just popped into my mind so I’m gonna share it. When people say, tying the knot (marriage), e.g. “when are you planning on tying the knot???”

The knot that you tie, will turn into this:
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MGTOW is not a movement, it is a way of life.

[Blue SkiesParticipant 15665]

Moral of the story:
do not sign the marriage contract.
prenups are completely useless unless you are rich before getting married.

MGTOW is not a movement, it is a way of life.

[MGTOWmonkey aka No More Fucks To GiveParticipant 6635]

Blue Skies wrote:

prenups are completely useless unless you are rich before getting married.

Its useless even then because its not fair for snowflake to not get a cut even though you had wealth before you met her. The judge has the power to overturn whatever he/she wants in divorce court. If she hires a lawyer that is buddies with the judge (most are watch Divorce Corp. on Netflix) that pre-nup is toilet paper. DONT MARRY!

Never lose sight of what brought you here.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Blue Skies wrote:

The knot that you tie, will turn into this:

“Let a woman in your life
and you’re plunging in a knife!
Let the others of my sex tie the knot around their necks,
I prefer a new edition of the Spanish Inquisition
than to ever let a woman in my life.”

– My Fair Lady | Best Picture 1964

Ask Robbin Williams. He knew it too.

The expression “tie the knot” always bothered me. And then I saw MENTALLLY SICK wedding pictures(!) and MENTALLLY SICK wedding cake ornaments which are some staple of comedy….. and that’s how I knew the whole idea was f~~~ed.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[MGTOWmonkey aka No More Fucks To GiveParticipant 6635]

Never lose sight of what brought you here.

[Blue SkiesParticipant 15665]

Get a fleshlight.
Save $1.5M and be FREE.

good advice
i’ve got 2 fleshlights.

MGTOW is not a movement, it is a way of life.

[Elric GreenstoneParticipant 1637]

I always read it as “tying your penis into a knot”. The noose thing didn’t occur to me. I knew even as a kid that most marriages were sexless and that women used sex as a weapon and a bribe. I just (hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha) thought my unicorn soulmate existed and that it would be different for me (hahahahahahahahahaha) because something something romance comedy.

Semites are more into castration as public violence than lynching, though, so for terrible and awful havoc, I’m probably more hardwired for genital mutilation images than hanging images. Probably a racial collective unconscious thing on my end.

"You can either love women, or understand women. You can't do both. Because once you understand women, you realize that there is really nothing to love."

[GrumpyParticipant]

There are 13 “rings” or coils in “knot” of a noose.
You just see the first 2 rings you gave her when you “tie the knot” and slowly die.

When a man marries and “has” children, his life is over.
He then lives breathes and works to support the “family” whether or not he is still married.

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[mgtow_85Participant 752]

I decided very recently that I need to go ahead and “tie the knot”. Don’t talk me out of it, guys, I’ve made my decision.

I’m talking about TYING THE KNOT as the ones on my SHOELACES. Can’t walk all over town with untied shoes!!!
😉

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