Toilet Paper

[GargamelSpectator 29101]

Women aren’t very smart at doing mechanical things. Ever seen a women preparing a car for a paint job?

Wiping your ass is a strategic matter. There is a way to do it efficiently without using too much paper. When I was young, no woman could teach me the right way to wipe my asshole.

And it was itching all the time. And so I optimized this procedure all by myself at age 2 to 3

Buying even the best toilet paper has never been any financial concern because it lasts so long.

But women seem not to know how to do this right. That’s why so many of them stink…

I can say that. Women always say that men are pigs… But as a man that can fix carburetors and video recorders I’m well enough capable of wiping my ass perfectly and with very little effort.

And my toilet has not been clogged since it was built in 1973…

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[GargamelSpectator 29101]

Twist wrote:

MG-ɹǝʍoʇ wrote:

I bet the #1 service call for a plummer is a woman with a clogged toilet! I’ll betcha!

Agreed – and I bet they will go right back to doing what clogged it in the first place. And then blame the plumber for it. And be p~~~ed at every man in sight for the sins of the plumber. And, and and….

Brings back memories of xW and the other women in her family – they would all insist on removing the strainer in the kitchen sink when doing dishes – they didn’t want it to get clogged (?). These were all sinks without disposals. Almost every holiday there would be a clogged sink, with an emergency call for a holiday plumber to save the day. And they would be mad at the plumber. Then mad at every man in sight. Then just plain mad at the world.

When I would suggest leaving the strainer in place to do it job (strain…), they would just look at me with a blank stare.

Oh brother Twist

I feel for you. I see all of this insanity live and in living color before my eyes.

And they do it again, plus they don’t care about what it costs to call the emergency plumbing service…

My mother is like that. I am also fit at plumbing and there is a big canister of hydrochloric acid in my basement. Every time that thoughtless bitch washes cat blankets in the bathtub, the sewage tube is clogged and I need acid. Good that we have PVC tubes in the house. And a modified vacuum cleaner to suck the rocks out from the tubing inaccessibly installed underneath the house.

Without me, this would have cost thousands by now.

But you can’t talk sense into them.

And what a wonderful Christmas time…

And then she bitches because I took her plastic watering can…

And left it outside after using it with acid…

And she stashed it away, so I don’t take it…

Last time I used a plasitic mineral water bottle which worked even better…

OH. MY. GOD.

No woman, no cry.

No Christmas tree and no acid smell to go with it.

EDIT:

BTW.

I just bought a new 2 x 10 liter package of HCL off of ebay. Thanks for reminding me.

This is actually a secret tip for men in that situation. The commercial tube cleaners are so low in efficiency and they don’t even work on this type of tube clogging…

I spend more money on cleaners that didn’t work: “Drano” is bulls~~~…

If you have plastic tubing, hydrochloric acid rips it out by the roots. And don’t add the acid to the piled up water… Let everything dry or suck the water away and then add the acid. That way it will penetrate the blocking materials easier.

And a 33 percent acid is a miracle, putting plumbers out of a job. But use with caution, gloves and gasmask. And ventilate your place with a big fan.

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[JimBoLeaParticipant 1891]

LIVING FREE WITH NO WOMAN AROUND ME, LIVING FREE WITH NO WORRIES WRAPPING MY MIND SO I CAN’T BE HAPPY AND FREE , LIVING FREE WITH HAPPINESS OF UNTETHERNESS .
BOUNDFULL JOY OF LIVING LIFE FREE . MY GOD, I WISH YOU WERE ME. LIVING LIFE FREE.

LILITH IS THE HEAD SUCCUBUS AND SHE LIVES ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON

[GargamelSpectator 29101]

JimBoLea wrote:

BOUNDFULL JOY OF LIVING LIFE FREE . MY GOD, I WISH YOU WERE ME. LIVING LIFE FREE.

Yes JimBoLea

it’s all of these things that women do, that – summed up – turn your life into a miserable hell.

I even hate Christmas because of this. That is when women “turn the hamster wheel of insanity”

Getting over the holidays alone for the first time after moving out feels like being shipwrecked on the high ocean and you get washed up on the sandy beach of an island.

Of course it would be nice to have some kind of harmony in family life, but these women turn your home into a lunatic asylum.

And going home becomes a second job: Do this, do that, how long do I have to wait?

Or: “Don’t make my say this again”…

They say the same things in German. That is why it is so easy to translate.

Who wants to come home to that?

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[JimBoLeaParticipant 1891]

I WORKED AT A MAJOR DEPARTMENT STORE BACK IN THE DAY WHERE ALL THE HOLYDAYS ARE F~~~ED UP TO ME, HAVING TO UNLOAD TRUCK AFTER TRUCK OF S~~~ NOT MADE HERE .
MADE ME SICK .
JUST REMEMBER YOUR NOT ALONE YOUR HAPPY AND FREE.

AND CHRISTMAS IS NOT A SPIRIT FROM A BOTTLE !
IT’S A BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST !!! PRAISE HIM AND YOU’LL DO GOOD.

LILITH IS THE HEAD SUCCUBUS AND SHE LIVES ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON

[GargamelSpectator 29101]

JimBoLea wrote:

IT’S A BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST !!! PRAISE HIM AND YOU’LL DO GOOD.

And you can do that all by yourself in peace and quiet…

Living like a Christian is better than just saying that you are one like these holy bible church women do. Women go to church while I put out fires and save a collapsed man in the forest from the frost.

This year, I saved a “coyote”… No, just a young woman that looks like a coyote. She wanted to commit suicide and I stopped her from doing it. So now I own a coyote. And she now has this nickname for life.

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[Black butte porterParticipant 433]

I’ve lived alone for 4 years now. I forgot all about the toilet paper usage. (I bought a 12 pack about two months ago and have 4 rolls left.)

I want to shove Ms. Piggy in a woodchipper. No quote. That's all.

[Anonymous 2]

Trivium,I can confirm your observation. My ex wife and my ex de facto used several times more toilet paper than I do. After breaking up with them it became undeniable.

[Anonymous 2]

My stepmom would bitch at my dad that they were out of things like toilet paper and toothpaste and other s~~~ like that, and my dad was like “How the f~~~ are we out of this already?! I just bought some!” Turns out she was renting an apartment on the side and f~~~ing one of his friends on top of it. She would take the household toiletries and cleaning products he bought over to her apartment, then act the fool about them being gone. She had no job and hadn’t had one since the first year they were married, but she still took him to the cleaners in divorce court. Watching my dad get f~~~ed over like that was my biggest red pill moment, and it was then that I knew there was no way in hell I was ever getting married.

[RennieParticipant]

Women are bad for the environment.

[GargamelSpectator 29101]

Rennie wrote:

Women are bad for the environment.

It makes me puke when I think about how many things are thrown out because “wifey” wants new s~~~.

And how many investments are being delayed because her wishes have to be paid for first.

Women buy s~~~ they don’t need just for the sake of buying.

We MGTOW are more effective than Greenpeace by keeping “the source of the problem” from multiplying any further.

Women also do all they can to reduce the “quality of humanity” by multiplying with low intellect chads.

And we in turn stop them in this stupid behavior by withdrawing our resources.

Now we breed stupid women out of the race.

Without our money and resources they will end up as cat ladies. And that is good for the environment.

Who needs another chad-baby?

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