Toilet Paper

[TriviumParticipant 1029]

Where the hell did it all go? I spent 14 years with the same woman and looking back I can’t for the life of me figure out how she managed to use so much toilet paper. I barely noticed when I was with her but I was literally buying a new 12 pack of rolls of toilet paper every week. 4 ply because apparently anything less than 4 layers wasn’t soft enough for her ass.

That’s 12 rolls of toilet paper a week. For a while after she left I kept buying 12 rolls of toilet paper a week (2 ply is plenty of soft) and about 2 months in my storage was overflowing with toilet paper.

I wipe my butt with it… but I am still completely puzzled by how she managed to consume 10+ rolls a week.

Briefly I had an image of her cutting the stuff up and snorting it or rolling it into little b~~~~ and mixing it in with her tobacco but that can’t be it… right?

What the hell do women use that much toilet paper for?

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[Anonymous 1]

Something odd about this.

F~~~ing toilet paper?

Seriously?

[HitmanParticipant]

Women use an inordinate amount of toilet paper.
Sounds stupid unless you’re buying it!

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

OK I will solve this mystery for you. But first a little background. When I graduated law school (90) the economy was in collapse so no fancy jobs for me. I worked for 7 years in a home improvement warehouse (people loved having a lawyer load their s~~~ty concrete) then finally got a job at a VA. Since I was a veteran the only two jobs I could apply for was kitchen or janitor. I choose the latter.

This meant of course I had to clean & restock restrooms: male and female. Yes the women use TP and paper towels at three times the rate of us normal people. Why you ask? Simple. Before they park their fat asses on the seat they think they need to cover the seat with layer upon layer of TP and towels because they want their precious butts to be protected from those evil germs! As if a self respecting germ would touch their ass anyway.

Of course WE know that germs don’t GIVE A DAMN about little strips of paper but try explaining that to some fat warthog who complains every three days that HER bathroom is out of TP and towels again and can’t understand why.

[DwightDavidParticipant 859]

PistolPete wrote:

Of course WE know that germs don’t GIVE A DAMN about little strips of paper but try explaining that to some fat warthog who complains every three days that HER bathroom is out of TP and towels again and can’t understand why.

Before my current retail career, I worked in 2 different hotels in 2 different states. One of my tasks was cleaning the restrooms in the lobby. I am here to tell you, not only do they go through toilet paper 3 times as fast as men, they are a bunch of filthy slobs. I won’t go into it here, but they are disgusting! The mens room was always so much neater and easier to clean.

[GrumpyParticipant]

I had a “smells fishy” comment….
But yep, women can certainly pile back the ass wipe…

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[Anonymous 42]

If you had a stinky dripping gash you had to keep wiping all day you’d be using lots of toilet paper and being a bitchy c~~~ too…

[JimBoLeaParticipant 1891]

I GREW UP WITH THREE STEP SISTERS, THEY WOULD USE TOILET PAPER FOR JUST ABOUT ANY F~~~ING BEAUTY TIP THERE WAS, PUT ON MAKE-UP TAKING IT OFF, CLEANING THERE TEETH WITH IT, PADDING THERE BRA WITH IT.
GOD FORBID THEY HAD THE S~~~S FOR A DAY, THERE WENT A WHOLE ROLL. THE STUPIDEST THING I SAW THEM DOING WITH IT IS MAKING SOME KIND OF HAIR CURLING KNOT . F~~~ING STUPID C~~~S.

LILITH IS THE HEAD SUCCUBUS AND SHE LIVES ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON

[Mr. SpockParticipant 10907]

My ex-wife insisted on the multi-ply super soft toilet paper. You would think that someone with so much cushion in the rear wouldn’t need to worry about softness. Sometimes I think that instead of just wiping her slit she was wiping her entire ass acre by acre.
I noticed a steep decline in usage of toilet paper once I was back on my own. It takes me a little over a month to use a 12 pack roll of the cheap stuff.

Feminism isn't about equality with men, it's about leverage over men.

[Jeremiah JohnsonParticipant 2219]

Hey brother, had the same exact issue…I use just enough to get the job done, and women must just roll that paper up over and over covering every inch of their hands like 20 f~~~ing times…Do these dumb gash’s not know what soap and water is for??? Jesus, and the bitch had to have CHARMIN EXTRA F~~~ SOFT, and don’t get me wrong, I love that stuff myself, but at 10 bucks for like 18 dollars for the 24 pack, and the 24 pack only lasting 2 f~~~ing weeks, that stuff adds up very, very fast…Irritating as all hell, and I even asked her more than once, WHY THE F~~~ DO USE SO MUCH T.P.??? Her reply was simply “I don’t want to get icky…” Holy f~~~…wow…So lets cut down every tree left in the whole f~~~ing planet so you don’t get “icky”…

U G H !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Men are at a time when panning for gold in a urinal has a higher probability of success than finding a faithful and loving woman, it is time to go your own way.....

[Anonymous 42]

My septic system has operated without a hitch!

And without excessive toilet paper

without Tampons

without makeup covered napkins

without cigarette buts

without just about anything a woman will try to flush down a toilet!

I bet the #1 service call for a plummer is a woman with a clogged toilet! I’ll betcha!

[Jan SobieskiParticipant 28791]

It is a bigger issue. Women consume at a greater rate than men in all things, health care, etc, and yes toilet paper.

Men generate a surplus, women consume that surplus. They think they are entitled to whatever they want with out regard to the consequences.

Think of a swarm of locusts.

This isn’t a tuna post. It is a basic observation. Well done OP.

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[WallyParticipant]

Jan Sobieski wrote:

It is a bigger issue. Women consume at a greater rate than men in all things, health care, etc, and yes toilet paper.

Men generate a surplus, women consume that surplus. They think they are entitled to whatever they want with out regard to the consequences.

Think of a swarm of locusts.

This isn’t a tuna post. It is a basic observation. Well done OP.

I always think about how a women’s bathroom looks compared to a mans, only soap in mine (shave my head) and don’t have to worry where I step, never lived with a women but house sat for my sister a few times, all manners of soaps, scents and what not, probably 50 bottles of crap. What for?

"what a waste of a life, to marry, give up your freedom, just for the hope of not dying alone. Don't get married Son."

[Anonymous 0]

PistolPete wrote:

OK I will solve this mystery for you. But first a little background. When I graduated law school (90) the economy was in collapse so no fancy jobs for me. I worked for 7 years in a home improvement warehouse (people loved having a lawyer load their s~~~ty concrete) then finally got a job at a VA. Since I was a veteran the only two jobs I could apply for was kitchen or janitor. I choose the latter.

This meant of course I had to clean & restock restrooms: male and female. Yes the women use TP and paper towels at three times the rate of us normal people. Why you ask? Simple. Before they park their fat asses on the seat they think they need to cover the seat with layer upon layer of TP and towels because they want their precious butts to be protected from those evil germs! As if a self respecting germ would touch their ass anyway.

Of course WE know that germs don’t GIVE A DAMN about little strips of paper but try explaining that to some fat warthog who complains every three days that HER bathroom is out of TP and towels again and can’t understand why.

Gee, don’t hold back on my account, Pete – LMAO

Trivium wrote:

What the hell do women use that much toilet paper for?

See, Trivium, you’re fitting in already. Thanx, for the laughs.

[StentorianParticipant 1690]

Anonymous wrote:

If you had a stinky dripping gash you had to keep wiping all day you’d be using lots of toilet paper and being a bitchy c~~~ too…

Now that is f~~~ing hilarious. Well said MG-ɹǝʍoʇ!

Welcome Trivium. An interesting observation. I’m not currently funding any bitches, for toiletries. But quantifiable data, intel. Is always helpful.

“He who takes an eel by the tail, or a woman at her word, soon finds he holds nothing.”

[SolidParticipant 7520]

This is a case for green peace, fill a report on her and send it to them !
This isn’t a human being, is a walking fertilizer plant !

[TwistParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

I bet the #1 service call for a plummer is a woman with a clogged toilet! I’ll betcha!

Agreed – and I bet they will go right back to doing what clogged it in the first place. And then blame the plumber for it. And be p~~~ed at every man in sight for the sins of the plumber. And, and and….

Brings back memories of xW and the other women in her family – they would all insist on removing the strainer in the kitchen sink when doing dishes – they didn’t want it to get clogged (?). These were all sinks without disposals. Almost every holiday there would be a clogged sink, with an emergency call for a holiday plumber to save the day. And they would be mad at the plumber. Then mad at every man in sight. Then just plain mad at the world.

When I would suggest leaving the strainer in place to do it job (strain…), they would just look at me with a blank stare.

[ResidentEvil7Participant 9540]

I haven’t lived with a woman (my mother) in over 23 years, and I’ve had my own bathroom for 14 years, and I didn’t know until I read these posts that women consume so much toilet paper. I go through a 12 pack every 2 months and I wipe 3 times per visit. According to you guys, women go through a whole pack every week. Talk about wasteful.

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[RumpoleParticipant 994]

More proof that women are full of s~~~.

[CataphractParticipant 2656]

Anonymous wrote:

If you had a stinky dripping gash you had to keep wiping all day you’d be using lots of toilet paper and being a bitchy c~~~ too…

Cheap motels place their rolls in the A position because it somehow makes you use less paper, I have my roll in the B position at home but use no more than 2-3 rolls a fortnight.

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