Thoughts about one's funeral

[Anonymous 38]

Do you care if 500 people go to your funeral, or none?

Does it matter?

This is a thought I’ve had a number of times in my life. As a blue piller I believed that generally, the more good you’d done and people you’d influenced, the more you could expect to come pay their respects.

While I think there is a grain of truth in this SOMETIMES, as a red piller I know it’s more likely to be bulls~~~. Often the loudest and fakest get the most attention, and the truly good go unnoticed.

I hope the few people I care about would go to mine. But other than that it doesn’t matter when you’re dead.

Anyone had such thoughts?

[Truthseeker82Participant 6406]

Not one bit. Funerals are for the living not the deceased. My Dad had the right idea. Did not want to burden his family and told me so. Upon his death he was cremated. No drama. He was a good man, WW2 vet and could have been buried in Arlington but didn’t want to bother anyone.

[Anonymous 38]

It really is rooted in the need for validation by others. Which is a slightly natural need, although it is one we try to avoid as red pilled men.

[Knarley BobParticipant 2219]

I doubt I’ll care, I’m dead…..

OATHKEEPERS, not on our watch. MOLON LABE

[bladeParticipant]

If theres going to be a funeral im in . Want a bit of time to haunt some c~~~s and f~~~ with them .

I would like to die in the middle of no where and my body not buried just left on the ground . Dont give a f~~~ if a rock or two is tossed on me . I dont want to be buried or cremated . Or maybe a bonfire like darth vader had on endor .

Or maybe die in a valiant charge of battle with a few family court c~~~s heads under my arms . F~~~ it , shove there heads up there arse . Same for the rest of the f~~~in f~~~ed up system .

Going to die sooner or later .

Its there waiting . Who will be there on your last breath . What will be the last s~~~ you see . You could get f~~~ed up in a car crash tommorow . So count down like you have 6 hours of life left .

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[The Black ScorpionParticipant 2145]

A POS Hell’s Angel gang member who had a criminal record a mile long had a funeral in my area a few years ago.

Media reports said there were upwards of 5000 people at his funeral.

Life is not a popularity contest.

On another note, I think funerals in general are just so blue pill. They are almost as expensive as f~~~ing weddings and bring forth the same feelings of manipulation and guilt. I stay away from them.

I have no interest in ‘respecting the dead’. If I liked them I’ll always cherish the wonderful memories I had with them.

Again, the person is dead – they have no say in the matter.

The greatest tragedy in life is to spend your whole life fishing only to discover that it was not fish you were after. - Henry David Thoreau

[AutoliteParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

Do you care if 500 people go to your funeral, or none?

No funeral for me. I’m getting cremated in a cardboard box. The whole funeral business is just one huge unnecessary expense. I’d rather my survivors just spend their inheritance on pizza and beer…

[Jan SobieskiParticipant 28791]

My body is just a husk. Dispose of it.

Love is just alimony waiting to happen. Visit mgtow.com.

[Anonymous 42]

That’s something the mortal have to think about, when I leave this god forsaken place I don’t care if 10,000 feminists p~~~ on my ashes!

[joetechParticipant]

When I was in the Navy I had my weekend interrupted because some Navy veteran had died and wanted to be buried at sea. Well, I decided when I die I want to be buried at sea, too. I want to f~~~ up some sailor’s weekend just like that guy did to me. That will be my last act on this f~~~ed up world.

"Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."

[GeraldParticipant 3620]

Having been through this quite recently, I have thoughts. I no longer even want a funeral, just to be let go.

The funeral is for the living, not the deceased and is a horrible expression of general BS.

I had to write and deliver a eulogy which was mostly fake, all to appease a family that wasn’t mine. What a blue pill nightmare.

I will be dead, so I have my organs up for whomever can use them, the rest I dont care about.

No longer can we walk away, we must run. Remove the motive power.

[JVBParticipant]

No I don’t. Just cremate me.

Peace is > piece.

[AutoliteParticipant]

joetech wrote:

Well, I decided when I die I want to be buried at sea, too.

They have a process now where they dissolve a body with non-toxic chemicals and they can legally poor you down the drain. You will eventually go out to sea without f~~~ing up anybody’s weekend.

Does this work for you???

[AutoliteParticipant]

Gerald wrote:

The funeral is for the living, not the deceased and is a horrible expression of general BS.

It’s overpriced bulls~~~ and (like weddings) it has now gone way overboard. I’m not sure why most people still haven’t figured this out…

[G.O.A.TParticipant 1459]

Funerals are for those who believed in God, and family. I don’t believe in either of those.

Just cremate my carcass.

Money is God.

[joetechParticipant]

Autolite wrote:

They have a process now where they dissolve a body with non-toxic chemicals and they can legally poor you down the drain. You will eventually go out to sea without f~~~ing up anybody’s weekend.

Does this work for you???

LOL! That sounds great!

"Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."

[AutoliteParticipant]

joetech wrote:

Autolite wrote:

They have a process now where they dissolve a body with non-toxic chemicals and they can legally poor you down the drain. You will eventually go out to sea without f~~~ing up anybody’s weekend.

Does this work for you???

LOL! That sounds great!

Alkaline Hydrolysis

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alkaline_hydrolysis_(body_disposal)

[GrumpyParticipant]

Just BBQ my ass and toss the ashes in the forest/Rockies quietly. Please and thank you.
No funeral, no wake, no memorial, no advertisement, no public displays of emotional crap.

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[AutoliteParticipant]

Grumpy wrote:

Just BBQ my ass and toss the ashes in the forest/Rockies quietly. Please and thank you.
No funeral, no wake, no memorial, no advertisement, no public displays of emotional crap.

I’ve got a burn barrel. PM me and maybe we can work something out (you buy the diesel fuel of course)…

[MACHOParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

Do you care if 500 people go to your funeral, or none?

Does it matter?

Depends Where you are watching your funeral from! From Hell? You wouldn’t give a s~~~ if the whole world showed up!

You must own a better Crystal ball than I

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