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[Anonymous 42]

I like this thread,,, and I thought I could be a prick!1!1 Great job Keymaster!””LOL””….

[Krab_AssParticipant 267]

S~~~!  Even I got the brainsplatter from that one!!!   Don’t F~~~ with KeyMaster!!  BOOOOYAAA   BITCH!!!

I raise my glass of fine Irish whiskey to you KeyMaster!

 

 

 

"I care not what others think of what I do, but I care very much about what I think of what I do! That is character!"
~ Theodore Roosevelt

[KeymasterKeymaster]

LOL2.

Every single time one of these arrogant turds f~~~s with MGTOW, their arrogant asses go from (__x__) to (__((O))__).

His plan to dig backfired, and now anyone else can enjoy 2 versions of our forums from now on – with a single click.
(Any member but DoctorBorat, that is).

For everyone:

When you revisit and log in, the option to see the V.1 plain forum available in the “welcome back” splash greeting.
Just click the link, and the forum will transform for that visit. (only logged in users get the option)

• Do noting and it will display as it does now.
• Quit your browser and it’s completely reset.
• All functionality and content remains identical.

Cheers guys! Have a spectacular weekend!!
This is how you never let a turd ruin yours.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Deus Ex MachinaParticipant 1068]

Man,

You gotta love it when any asshole off the street comes in, starts BARKIN orders and DEMANDS Results.

Come in, introduce yourself, get to know everyone. Then start making suggestions (in a tactful manner please). My Uncle is a long time Car Mechanic (well over 40 years experience) and Owns His own Shop. He has two signs that i fit perfectly for people who like to come in and start making suggestions without putting money where their mouth is.

 

 

 

I also use to work in a Restaurant, and we had a Sign that said: “Do you have any suggestions?…wonderful!, please submit $20 first, then we’ll listen!, if not have a cup of shut the hell up and, let us do our jobs, thank you!”.

 

 

"If You have the Tooth of a Whale, You must have the Whale's Jaw to hold it". (i.e. One Must have the right qualifications for leadership) -Hawaiian Proverb

[KeymasterKeymaster]

So classy I need a tux to attend. What a laugh riot. I much prefer the forum as it is, thank you Master Keymaster.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Pleasure, Mike. I don’t know what it is, but some guys are just out to s~~~ on everything. Reminds me of the time I built a sandcastle all day with a moat and little flags, and some punk came along and kicked it. Men have been doing that to each other for too long, and we’ve got a good group who support each other instead of stepping over each other for no goddam reason.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

In the interest of keeping it light and fun, I offer one of my better lines “Some men aren’t looking for anything logical. They can’t be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.”

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Anonymous 42]

Now DoctorBorat understands what radio interference is; This is what happens when you fly your model airplane buzzing the field and p~~~ing off all the other pilots: What’s the matter Borat, is your throttle shut down? Is your elevator jammed? your ailerons not responding? No it’s your ass splattered all over the runway!!!!! Nothing like a good crash and burn!!!!!

What an asshole, I’ve needed reading glasses for a couple of years! (lazy) I’m making an appointment Monday… I’m suffering to read all this content, forget about character recognition and spotting typo’s… What an asshole!!!

[ChromestarParticipant 101]

DoctorBorat: Freeze Bitch!

Keymaster: No, You freeze Bitch, Now back-up…Put the gun down …and get me a pack of fruit tropical bubblicious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTLqJglM-Yned

[JohnnyWayneParticipant 70]

I have a question. Where is the link to the minimized version of the forum? I’ve tried logging out. Closing my browser. Clearing cache. etc..etc..etc.. Thanks for your work on this!

[KeymasterKeymaster]

It’s session based. Meaning when you quit your browser / login / revisit… in the upper left, you should be greeted by an 8 second alert message “Welcome Back JonnyWayne!”. A link is provided right there. If you click that link (also just below)… it sets a preference to browse the forums in a very minimized and un-enhanced way. No fancy nothing. Logged in users only. When you quit / log out etc. and revisit, your session is destroyed and everything is reset back, but you can click it again from your next welcome message alert.

The alert is there to inform members if there is a slow down, or some note we need to broadcast on arrival.

We will provide a more visible static button in a strategic spot for logged in members.
Just created this feature yesterday, so its experimental for now.

/forums/?fstyle=1

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Ned TrentParticipant 4894]

Good work, KeyMaster. By all means keep it up dude. As far as this amazing forum goes as a place for supporting each others issues, I have yet to find an even slightly better place then this one. Or in short I’d probably say the following:

“For me, having now an explicit name for it (as in the lifestyle I had been living for the most part of my life), being a MGHOW, I will most probably deem that to be and stay my final ultimate sensible integrity…”

Though pride I guess wouldn’t be the appropriate term to describe my state about this above written sentence of mine, but I surely like to say it like it is.

So much for that.

Keep it real, people.

Ned T.

I'd rather die a natual death with a clear MGTOW conscience somewhere off the grid than one within "modern" civilisation with a big stress mark on my forehead and a couple of dozen tubes plugged into my body. Back to the plantation..? Me..? Hey, literally: I won't ever fucking kid myself...YZERLMNTSIC

[VileNordParticipant 766]

He could of handled this with a cordial email, but the smaller avatars do look better on the galaxy s5. Goddammit anyway.

Lust for comfort suffocates the soul

[KeymasterKeymaster]

For everyone’s convenience, we’ve now added the style switcher.

No matter what Forum / Topic / Reply you’re on, you can now switch between styles on-the-fly.

You may prefer to view plain on a handheld device, or just to “zoom out” to very plain view.
Login to get the option in the blue bar on any forum post & page.

Cheers and Enjoy.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[…Spectator 1165]

yeah no s~~~. some people just don’t get it. some of the heartiest laughs I’ve had in a long time posting back at that guy yesterday though. was laughing my ass off for about 10 ten hours.

[Total LeeParticipant 1573]

This thread is cracking me up. Lolz of the year right here.

[BigDParticipant 3024]

Anonymous wrote:

@doctorborat May I suggest that you quit using Lynx as your web browser. Just a suggestion for ya’

ChauvinistPig,

I love the Lynx reference.

KeyMaster,

Um, the format is great.  Very professional website.  Bravo.

Don't stick your dick into anyone you aren't willing to put up with for eighteen years and nine months.

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