The worst place a woman ever took me

[Mr. ManParticipant 2916]

A Seattle Seahawks game in the Kingdome. Jeezus Krispy Kreme Christ, someone stab me in the head so I don’t have to endure another second of this!

To be fair, I dragged her to a symphony. So I guess we’re even.

[NerevarParticipant 8040]

A musical, because she played a part in it. I sat there with her parents (first time I met them) and was bored out of my mind almost the entire time. There were one or two good songs, but that’s it. The story was ridiculous, a mishmash of everything and I actually yawned, just like her dad, hehe.

The good thing about that day was that her parents took us out for dinner and I had the best damn plate of Greek food I’ve ever had!

"One of the best things internet exposed is just how insane women are." - Freeman_K

[Anonymous 42]

Anonymous wrote:

She was an Amherst worshiper too. I wonder what her coven would have done to me???

THIS is what happens to men in Amherst, and this is what could have happened to you C-P:

Jack123 wrote:

The WORST place I was told I had to go to or otherwise she would break up with me was the hairdresser.

Hey Jack123, I’d rather go to L.E.O.M’s pot party inhaling POT SMOKE instead of all those carcinogenic Beauty C~~~ CHEMICALS! I’d run out screaming telling my GF to GO F~~~ HERSELF!

Jack123 wrote:

Great topic, and cringy replies.

Hey Jack123, Cringy in cringy out, cringy begets perpetual CRINGE thereby explaining the world we have today.

When I was younger I hung around with older Gents, this one dude I shared my girlfriend with then after he was done with her I broke up with her, she went on to be one the cities greatest pump! She could out-pump any Oshkosh ever built! Bitch could have prevented Fukushima!

I’m getting so much clarity as to why my relations~~~s only lasted on a average of DAYS! most being a week or two! After that they start wanting s~~~!

[Anonymous 11]

Anonymous wrote:

THIS is what happens to men in Amherst, and this is what could have happened to you C-P:

She tried her best, but I’m a deplorable.

As for places, one once took me to shopping malls where I would hold her purse. I wish I we had the word mangina back then. I might not have done it.

[SuperBeeParticipant 65]

Einherjar wrote:

Hehe, interesting topic:) I have a story on this:

At least, you didn’t meet Jason Voorhees

🙂

Life turns on a dime

[vargpajParticipant 244]

worst place? Sweden.

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