The worst place a woman ever took me

[Anonymous 42]

Anonymous wrote:

I once had one try to take me to Massachusetts, but I escaped.

Good thing, because around here a woman doesn’t even need a permit to set a man on fire!

[Anonymous 11]

She was an Amherst worshiper too. I wonder what her coven would have done to me???

[L.E.O.MParticipant 120]

Literally everywhere they want to go seems like the worst possible place when you get there.

A “little get together my friends are having” turns into being stuck in a f~~~ing TRAILOR inhaling the pot smoke of some very trashy friends of hers.

But the worst was the dance class. Shameful s~~~. Never again.

[OldBillParticipant]

A dance recital for a 7-year-old niece. Three hellish hours watching every age group perform individually and in groups. Her niece was onstage maybe 10 minutes.

This was before cell phones too.

Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

[SolidusXParticipant 854]

OldBill wrote:

A dance recital for a 7-year-old niece. Three hellish hours watching every age group perform individually and in groups. Her niece was onstage maybe 10 minutes.

This was before cell phones too.

@oldbill I imagine that is what hell must be like

Knowledge is power..... Don't waste your brain on bullshit

[PhantomParticipant 3328]

Worst place was jail & divorce court.

[TwistParticipant]

Yentl

If I could go back in time I would give me a good ass kicking.

[HitmanParticipant]

Yentl…
You win man…
You win.
Your post just made me wince. ….

[ResidentEvil7Participant 9558]

I can’t remember them all, and the ones I list below may not be the worst, but what comes to mind that my mother made me do:

The movies to see the chick movie “Beaches” with the family when I was 6 in 1988.

Forced me to watch Harry Potter with my then young sister. I tried to sleep through it, but she kept nudging me awake.

Chuck E. Cheese when I was 20 because my kid sister wanted to have fun.

My then teenage sister’s award ceremony for robotics competition.

Seriously I couldn’t remember a lot, because I just want to let it go. Besides, I don’t have a lot of female involvement in my history, so I don’t have a lot of examples to give.

https://themanszone.webs.com/

[Jack123Participant 324]

Great topic, and cringy replies.

I always start out strong when I’ve been in relationships with women, we’re doing things my way or the highway! My strength slowly gets pecked away until I’m a husk of a man by the end.

Towards the dying phases of my relations~~~s I have gone to her parent’s house, shopping malls, her friends ‘all girls’ parties and horrible fairs. The WORST place I was told I had to go to or otherwise she would break up with me was the hairdresser. She told me that I had to sit and watch her have her hair dyed which would take 6 hours. I didn’t go and we broke up that week.

[Anonymous 24]

Well, as most of you know by now I have a fairly rebellious streak in me. Never married, no kids as well and in my 40’s so I can’t top most of this s~~~ you guys posted. I will give the prize to any of you that answered along the lines of “to the altar” with the grand prize I guess going to MGTOW Age thus far, as his would be “to the altar, jail, and divorce court”. With second place being Truthseeker82 with the answer of “The first Sex and the City movie” That must have been f~~~ing brutal, and quite possibly a tie with Age.

[OldBillParticipant]

SolidusX wrote:

I imagine that is what hell must be like

It was a foretaste of Hell, that much is certain. I didn’t even have a flask with me.

Twist wrote:

Yentl.

Good Sweet Christ. You win, you poor bastard. You win.

Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

[FaxmodemParticipant 1415]

Her grandmothers place and getting grilled why I am single from the grandmother. That was worse than hell. I rather be shot in the b~~~~ with a paintball gun, then go through that again.

Us men didn't start the battle of the sexes, but we're clearly going to win it via the simple tactic of just leaving the battlefield in contempt."

[PhantomParticipant 3328]

Anonymous wrote:

with the grand prize I guess going to MGTOW Age thus far, as his would be “to the altar, jail, and divorce court”.

@THX 1138, as much as I am moved by the gesture, I have no problem handing it over to you in giving so many of us a shout out in your post, or we can go with Twist here, that sounds pretty brutal.

I think because I was stupid enough to say “I Do”, that it disqualifies me in a sense. I basically took myself there by allowing myself to get in that position to begin with.

Thanks though, seriously.

[Anonymous 24]

Phantom wrote:

THX 1138 wrote:

with the grand prize I guess going to MGTOW Age thus far, as his would be “to the altar, jail, and divorce court”.

@THX 1138, as much as I am moved by the gesture, I have no problem handing it over to you in giving so many of us a shout out in your post, or we can go with Twist here, that sounds pretty brutal.

I think because I was stupid enough to say “I Do”, that it disqualifies me in a sense. I basically took myself there by allowing myself to get in that position to begin with.

Thanks though, seriously.

Yea, I have been through s~~~ in my life, but I can only imagine what going to jail and through an ugly divorce can be like for a man all because of vagina. So many horror stories here… You guys are hero’s for younger men who hear your stories and then are likely, hopefully, possibly, able to avoid some of the nightmares that many of you have endured by being chewed up by a system that is clearly designed to not be in a man’s favor.

[PhantomParticipant 3328]

Anonymous wrote:

younger men who hear your stories and then are likely, hopefully, possibly, able to avoid

It would be grand, wouldn’t wish it on any man to have to find out the hard way & learn it by going through that hell.

[MeisterParticipant 2093]

The movie “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon” – hours of my life I’ll never get back.

Monk

[anonymousyamParticipant 4605]

Mr. Spock wrote:

A halloween party. She wanted me to dress up as Robin Hood and my old mangina self went along with it. Thank God no one got a picture of me wearing the tights.

Okay i wanna see that now.

And when it comes to me the worst place i was ever taken by a woman is probably shopping with my mother especially all the time she went to look at useless s~~~ she could not afford while i am forced to wait for one to two hours as a broke kid who could not even listen to music to get out of the scene and into my head.

Just an east coast asshole who likes to curse, If you get offended by words like fuck, cunt, shit, piss, bitch or any racial slurs then you just scroll down.

[Anonymous 22]

Goth clubs. I once dated a gothic woman. For over 2 months. I had to follow her to the goth clubs and listen to that music.

Now that I think back, I can’t help but wonder why I ever wanted to spend any time with her in the first place.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

To see a movie. Or at least that’s where I thought I was going.

I don’t remember what the movie was. What matters is her family, “completely by coincidence,” just happened to be waiting at the theater, there to supposedly see a different movie.

If you think it’s bad getting asked: “What do you do?” “What do you drive?” “When are you going to put a ring on it?” and all the other “Polly wanna diamond!” parrot squawks from a woman, try getting it from her mother and sisters all at once.

Then they decided it would be a great idea to skip the movies and go get dinner instead. Doubtless they were expecting me to pay. I, of course, begged off, telling them I REALLY wanted to see whatever the f~~~ movie it was. I’d been waiting for months to see it. It was a limited release, and I might not get another chance to fit it into my schedule. And so on.

This p~~~ed them all off, especially the girl I was there with, so after the expected lame attempts at shaming language they all left, including the girl.

The next morning I got the inevitable phone call:

: “You were very rude and selfish to my family last night.”

I was not. As always I was the apotheosis of etiquette. But women always consider it rude and selfish when they don’t get what they want.

: “Look, I don’t think we should see each other again. It’s not you. I like you. A lot. But it’s pretty clear your family hates me. I want the real thing. Long term. In sickness and in health and all that. But we both know that’s impossible without family, and I don’t see that happening. So it’s better we make a clean break now than an ugly one later. I hope you can find happiness with someone your family likes. You deserve it. Goodbye.” *click*

Of course none of that was true. Mostly I was really p~~~ed about being set up and ambushed like that. But there’s no reason to tell her that. If you’re going to put the screws in, always give them a good twist.

I heard later that shortly thereafter she and at least one of her sisters spent a weekend in jail over some brutal domestic brawl. I don’t know if I was a cause for that, but I certainly didn’t prevent it.

It occurs to me that I might be identifying myself with this happy little tale if she ever reads this site, but I don’t really give a f~~~ if she knows. I doubt I was the only man she and her family tried this s~~~ty little trick on, thought I might be the only one to refuse to put up with it.

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