The women who basically claim to be statistical freaks out of convinence

[Anonymous 43]

Skeptisk, I just calculated all this s~~~ in my head, and I have found with a high statistical certainty the 4 women in the world for you…

One woman is studying the ice and snow on Mt. Elbrus in Antarctica and has a rare allergy to civilization, therefore she is the only permanent resident of Antarctica.

Woman #2 is currently tending goats in Outer Mongolia, lives in a yurt three hundred miles from the nearest stop on the Trans Siberian Railway. She is the worlds greatest unknown chess player.

Woman #3 is in a psych ward in Idaho, as part of an experiment she and her doctoral advisors have set up. Unfortunately, she can’t remember the safe word that would release her so she can publish her thesis and make millions of dollars as the next Dr. Phil.

And Woman number 4 is let me check, yes, I was right, a beer garden worker in Bavaria…knows how to carry 8 steins of beer. Likes to sing german drinking songs, has blonde pig tails big blue eyes. She is also a practitioner of Brazilian Ju-jitsu and is an Olympic epee alternate.

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

I used to judge the percentage of do-able females in a community by counting the do-ables and not do-ables at traffic intersections. When I came up with a likely significant number I picked the mean and that was how well f~~~ed I would get in that town.

In LA there are a lot of f~~~able women as a percent of the traffic stop population, the east coast sucks.

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[Anonymous 43]

puffun stuff, just being in Chicago Detroit and some other places you are automatically f~~~ed.

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