The smell of females

[pharmerParticipant 407]

Got to admit a little bit of aroma is just fine by me, and I do mean a ‘little’ bit. Imagine eating your favourite pizza or burger with absolutely no sense of smell, you’d feel a bit ripped off. A bit of the scent of a woman adds to the enjoyment if you ask me. My bit on the side is in fact the dead opposite to what most of you are describing. Her total lack of flavour is almost a bit disappointing. Like a glass of water with a pinch of salt. On the up side its obvious she takes her cleanliness seriously.

However the ex frequently let things stew a bit long, to the point of being seriously off putting. One time she got a case of bacterial vaginosis. …. I’m just stuck right now trying to think of a way to describe how bad it was.
Imagine a girl has her period. she’s run out of tampons so uses a dead rat. There’s only one rat so it stays in there for 5 days. During this 5 days she also places a large wedge of very bad cheese and a dozen anchovies inside her vagina and runs a marathon. That’s getting close to what it was like. No exaggeration.

Never fuck a crazy chick.

[Mana KnightParticipant 333]

Brothers,
I thank you for this post and your hilarious yet disturbing accounts.
I have been having a very rough past few days, just intense feelings of regret over my ex. I know it is irrational, I full well know the nature of the devil, it is why I am here. But still the feelings persist at random times, it truly is a drug.

However, in one fair swoop of logging back into the forum (should have done it days ago) reading this thread I am instantly reminded why I really really don’t want any of that s~~~.
This all repulses me so much!!!!!!!!

I thank you.

[Mana KnightParticipant 333]

For the record, I am a virgin. I have no shame over that whatsoever. I have had opportunities to lose it, but never taken it up. I don’t believe my life is worse for it reading the above……….

[pharmerParticipant 407]

No shame in it, probably a smart move in this day and age. And may as well save your sauce for something worth while than the first open pair of legs that comes your way.
Just keep your witts about you, the poon casts a powerful spell on a young man. And secure your load, down the garbage displosal or tabasco sauce. For fuks sake don’t trust them if they say they are on the pill.

Never fuck a crazy chick.

[Anonymous 29]

Mana Knight wrote:

For the record, I am a virgin. I have no shame over that whatsoever. I have had opportunities to lose it, but never taken it up. I don’t believe my life is worse for it reading the above……….

Just remember this little tidbit of information.
After you get your cherry popped, you are gonna have to do most of the work because women get horny but they don’t know how to f~~~. So in future let her do all of the work come what may.

[Anonymous 29]

Ancientwisdom wrote:

Some of you must really have a heightened sense of smell. I dont think Ive ever noticed this unless I had sex with a gf on her period.

Not necessarily so. There is a large percentage of women who are ready to f~~~ 24/7 at a drop of a hat and they are awash in estrogen.
So it does not mean you can’t smell them, it’s more likely you were not near them or other smells interfered. No biggie.

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