The smell of females

[OldscoundrellParticipant 412]

I was getting up the notion to try my luck at ladies night tonight, but after key’s pussy poetry, I am back on track to monk mode.

Took me back to when I hung out with this really cool, mid 20’s, short and petite “bi sexual ex stripper” (self procliamed) a few years back. She was gorgeous. When it was go time, I unwrapped her like kid with his first present on Christmas morning and… BAAAM! Had to claim whiskey dick and pretend to pass out drunk.

[Cap285Participant 6007]

When I roofed houses, we were tearing off a flat roof and the boss says: “This smells like some of the girls I’ve dated!” I think that says something.

Guy on the same crew: “If it smells like fish, it’s a tasty dish! If it smells like cologne, leave it alone!”

I’ve worked with some characters.

Fuck this planet.

[PhantomParticipant 3328]

Cap285 wrote:

Guy on the same crew: “If it smells like fish, it’s a tasty dish! If it smells like cologne, leave it alone!”

I’ve worked with some characters.

Just damn. I ain’t never heard that before. LOL

[RennieParticipant]

Mango Ingaway wrote:

Scandinavian wrote:

You know that nauseating mix of tuna and ass sweat

Now just try to find one with a zipper on it

*sniffs the air, smells that smell*

Masks on. Now!

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Scandinavian wrote:

how do you deal with the smell?

I don’t. The moment I detect even a whiff of poor hygiene, I’m out. Unfortunately most men put up with it these days, despite it being a clear indicator of female sexual unfitness on the instinctual level. You wanna know why it smells so bad to you? That’s your male DNA telling you to walk the f~~~ away and try again elsewhere. Normally I think men should transcend their genes and instincts, but this is one case where you really should do what your instincts are telling you: walk the f~~~ away.

Scandinavian wrote:

but always is present.

The thing is, it isn’t always present. It’s really a matter of diet, health, and hygiene. If a woman keeps herself trim, doesn’t stuff her pie hole with processed crap, and bathes properly at least once a day, she won’t smell. The problem is that most women can’t be bothered to eat, exercise, or bathe properly. They CHOOSE to smell that bad.

You see it’s not her that’s creating that stink, but rather the culture of bacteria and yeast and whatnot she’s supporting through her poor diet, lack of exercise, and poor hygiene. If she creates an environment that’s hostile to those bacteria and beneficial to odor free organisms she won’t smell. And the anaerobic bacteria are the worst for smells. A fish laying out on the sidewalk can be pretty bad, but seal it in a plastic bag and we’re talking several orders of magnitude more evil. This is why women traditionally wore dresses instead of trousers: airing things out keeps down the anaerobic bacteria and eliminates the stink they create. Unfortunately women want to wear the pants these days, creating a tight, warm, dark, airless space for the absolute smelliest microorganisms to flourish. That’s not to say women who wear dresses won’t stink, just that a woman in trousers is almost guaranteed to smell.

So if you want to save your nose, only go down on women who are fit, eat salad instead of cheeseburgers, bathe regularly and wear a dress. She may still stink, but anything less definitely will. Which is almost all women these days, unfortunately. And a woman who can’t be bothered to keep herself odorless for you isn’t going to do much of anything else for you either.

[bigboy83Participant 11312]

I think I got dizzy one time. It wasn’t a night to remember!

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

[HitmanParticipant]

The vagina is like an open wound..blood. .puss..yeast..microbes. .The horror. .The horror. .very few are maintained properly. .due to self centered owners. .The smell is the warning to RUN !

[Anonymous 5]

I was hungry until I clicked this thread. Why did I click this thread?

But seriously, that description of Skunts was hilarious. I kept a straight face until near the end where I just lost it. LOL

[AncientwisdomParticipant 6089]

You know that nauseating mix of tuna and ass sweat that varies in intensity between females during intercourse but always is present.

I suppose Im VERY fortunate because this experience is entirely foreign to me. I have, however, fingered girls when I was young and smelled that nasty tuna s~~~ smell. Thank God Ive never discovered this during sex.

Nasty story on this topic:

I was walking by a busy business district at lunch time. There were two females within ear shot. Both atteactive. One was stunningly gorgeous, but in that “paid for plastic cougar” look: tan, perfect sized cleavage with low cut top, fantastic facial structure…you get the idea. She looked the epitome of feminen. Her friend said “whats that smell?” She replyied: “Dont look at me, I DOUCHED.”

They both giggled. I almost lost my lunch. I have the strong, sneeking suspicion that if men heard the private conversations of women, we would be repulsed beyond repair.

Resident cynic.

[AncientwisdomParticipant 6089]

Prefer Peace to Piece wrote:

To mask odors, docs will sometimes apply mentholated vaseline to their upper lip if not wearing a mask. They sometimes will apply a drop of peppermint oil to their mask if wearing a mask.
When I was pursuing the psycho females in my younger days, I would mention the importance of hygiene (less infection, pruritis etc) and they usually got the message without being offended.

It is so cool we have doctors on here! Scientifically speaking, what causes this putrid smell? Is it truly a symptom of an infection or is it some girls simply sweat down there more?

I can walk into a crowded room and tell if some gal is PMS’n like a lumber jack.

Some of you must really have a heightened sense of smell. I dont think Ive ever noticed this unless I had sex with a gf on her period.

Resident cynic.

[MGTOWmonkey aka No More Fucks To GiveParticipant 6635]

Keymaster I cant stop laughing at your quote man!! Ive been wanting to bring this topic up for while but for some reason I held back. My thing is all females know this so how the hell do they think they are superior with a stinking vagina? I have heard women say that they cant see how guys are so crazy about their vaginal area because they know it stinks ALL the time. Remember even when they go to twinkle a gravity-less s~~~ tunnel slams right in their faces like”ugh!”.Thats one of the reasons they are angry and envy men,imagine if your hygienic clock is only set to 3 hours out of a day the other 21 is yeasted sewage. I was on the train one day when this women was fussing her ex out and insulting him in front of the public,she even went to the point where she said his package was to small. I leaned over and told him to tell her her pussy stinks,argument was over in a millisecond.

Never lose sight of what brought you here.

[MENGINEERParticipant 583]

Whew boy I remember an ex who was on the pill. I remember we went out for seafood for lunch and now it was time for “dessert” when we arrived at her spot.

She opened up for me and I swear to god it smelt like exactly what we ate (pasta with mussels). I never forgot that..there’s a reason they call it CLAM TRAP.

Also who can forget the period time smell. Kind of fishy metallic slaughterhouse smell. Oh well I still hit the arbys Mcfur burger anyway. I had no shame in the vagina game..never again!

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

I once f~~~ed a REALLY bad case of vaginosis and yeast. It smelled like rotten cabbage blue cheese (I f~~~ing had chunks of blue cheese on my pecker). When I asked what the f~~~, she explained that she was told that washing inside vagina with soap is bad, since it destroys beneficial bacteria.

Don’t care much about normal pussy smell, as long as there’re no yeasty/urine undertones.
I find nothing attractive in the way women panties smell (yuck!). I would also never ever eat an ass (barf)

I go crazy, however, for worn bras. The smell is so pleasant it makes my head spin. must have something to do with Oxytocin

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[RennieParticipant]

Russky wrote:

.I find nothing attractive in the way women panties smell (yuck!).

I never understood why any guy would want to take a long drag off a pair of those.

[AncientwisdomParticipant 6089]

I once f~~~ed a REALLY bad case of vaginosis and yeast. It smelled like rotten cabbage blue cheese (I f~~~ing had chunks of blue cheese on my pecker). When I asked what the f~~~, she explained that she was told that washing inside vagina with soap is bad, since it destroys beneficial bacteria.

That is so sick. Amazing the girl wasnt embarressed and didnt WANT you to f~~~ her in that condition. But then again I see girls 100 pounds over weight wearing skimpy outfits letting it all hang out. If I gain 20lbs I wear looser shirts and I still cant stand it.

Resident cynic.

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

Ancientwisdom wrote:

I once f~~~ed a REALLY bad case of vaginosis and yeast. It smelled like rotten cabbage blue cheese (I f~~~ing had chunks of blue cheese on my pecker). When I asked what the f~~~, she explained that she was told that washing inside vagina with soap is bad, since it destroys beneficial bacteria.

That is so sick. Amazing the girl wasnt embarressed and didnt WANT you to f~~~ her in that condition. But then again I see girls 100 pounds over weight wearing skimpy outfits letting it all hang out. If I gain 20lbs I wear looser shirts and I still cant stand it.

She was too young and nobody taught her she had to wash up. Her only understanding of hygiene was to sit in a bath for half hour. I had to remind her to brush her teeth sometimes. She was/is so nasty

P.S.: And yeah – the bra smell is the s~~~. I would take both cups and put them together over each other, put this over my face like a respirator, and walk around the house. Padded bras smell the best. Best smell in the world. One of the best. There are some other potent smells out there

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[OldBillParticipant]

sidecar wrote:

They CHOOSE to smell that bad

THIS. Just like fat, facial piercings, tattoos, and unnatural hair dyes, pussy rot is a red flag, gentlemen. Ignore it at you peril.

If she smells bad there is a damn good reason for it. You don’t need to investigate the cause, you just need to evacuate the scene.

There’s a difference between honestly earned sweat and pussy rot, however. I once threw a hump into a woman after she and I had kayaked for three hours. She was flushed and somewhat sweaty from the exertion, just like I was. When I peeled her wet suit bottoms and panties off her, there was a musky smell. Not musty, not stinky, not rotten, just a natural smell from the physical activity she’d just finished.

One is normal and expected while the other is a good reason to walk away.

Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

MGTOWmonkey aka No More Fucks To Give wrote:

Keymaster I cant stop laughing at your quote man!!

I can’t stop laughing either.

Even after all those colorful metaphors and adjectives….
TODAY was the first time I ever head the word “skunt”.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[MotivParticipant 441]

This post made me laugh and think of this Tom Lykis show haha go to 13 mins in

Cool story babe now go make me a sandwich

[AncientwisdomParticipant 6089]

One is normal and expected while the other is a good reason to walk away.

100% agree. Ive never experienced this repugnant odor during sex; it happened a couple of times only when I was younger and fingered some skank.

Resident cynic.

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