The Office Christmas Party

[Anonymous 11]

Stay sober and all will be well

[WraithParticipant 242]

Does she have kids?

Telling her that you’re not interested in marriage might not mean anything to her. Maybe she’s just looking to satisfy a sexual crush, or maybe she thinks she’ll manipulate you into marriage regardless of what you think.

My advice is to skip the party. You haven’t gone in the past, so how would it look if you go after that overture she made? If you go and don’t give her what she wants after she “put it all out there,” she’ll feel scorned. She could retaliate right away, or at any time of her choosing. She could lie through her teeth about the specifics. Unless you have compelling legal grounds to sue them, it’ll just be easier for the company to fire you.

[Russky2Participant 3086]

Dude…she is going to cuck and impose then vaginamony upon you….wake the feck up a little bit. I’m younger than most of yall here, but have gotten so many red pills shoved my throat that I’m never going to take another blue one.

It used to be that the red pills tasted bitter and sour, but my pallet have changed over the short period of time I’ve been on here. Your intuition wants one thing, but logic is telling you to do another one. So don’t do it. You will only get into so many trouble with this c~~~.

MGTOW AKBAR

[Anonymous 2]

I would have backed away from her when she came in for the kill. I would then have cracked a fart or said I can smell dog s~~~.

go home and f~~~ your dog. youll feel the same afterwards.

[505vikingoParticipant 521]

Just read your post. I would bang her if she is fine. Hope you enjoyed your Christmas Brother!

[mgtow_85Participant 752]

I don’t attend company parties.
At my job, the bosses like to play the propaganda card of how “we’re a family and we need to have family outings and activities”. That is TOTAL BULLS~~~. It’s a JOB. You come in, do the s~~~ that you’re supposed to do for 8 hours, then punch out and f~~~ing leave. I don’t want to get to know my coworkers. There is a high turnover rate and most of them are gone in less than 6 months anyway. Even those I was “best friends” with stopped all contact with me once they moved on to new jobs.
I am there to work and no more, no less. I am there to earn and collect a paycheck.
Because of this, I’m not considered a company “yes-man.”
The bosses consider me to have a “poor attitude.”
3 years ago, my manager loudly encouraged me to show up at the current company party that was coming up at that time. I refused, saying that I have plans to be with my nieces and nephews.
“Well, bring them along!” she exclaimed. “The more, the merrier!”
I laughed out loud and replied, “Yeah, I don’t think so. I don’t hate my nieces and nephews THAT much.”
Instantly, a hate-filled snarl clouded her entire face. I was given a write-up for “having a poor attitude towards the company family.” When I explained to my supervisor what happened, I got no sympathy, just a “You shouldn’t have hurt her feelings. She does a lot to plan these parties.”
I grudgingly went to one party four months later, which was being held only four blocks from my apartment. I wanted to see what all the fuss was about. Less than an hour later, my f~~~ing c~~~ of a manager was screaming at me because I was committing the crime of READING A BOOK AT MY TABLE while I was eating the dinner that was served instead of “socializing with the company family.”
“I am EATING MY DINNER!” I shot back. “Jesus, I should be allowed to READ WHILE I’M EATING!”
“THAT’S NO EXCUSE! YOU ALWAYS HAVE SUCH A DEFENSIVE ATTITUDE!” she yelled and then stomped off, muttering under her breath that I must think she’s “the worst person in the world.”
Everybody at the table was f~~~ing playing on their cell phones. But she targeted ME because I happened to bring a BOOK to her precious company party?
I was like, “I’m done” and got up from the table and left the f~~~ing building. I never went to a company party again as long as she served as the boss. Until she was promoted to a senior HR position in Seattle almost a year later, she generally made my work life a living hell whenever I happened to be scheduled on a shift that she was working. I was considered nothing but a “troublemaker with a bad attitude” because I read a BOOK while I ate food at her company party.
The boss that replaced her is an all-around cool guy. Everybody likes him and he’s no trouble at all and we have a friendly work relationship but I still won’t attend a company party ever since the last bitch humiliated me in front of over 120 co-workers. There is no real incentive for me to do so. I could have a hell of a better party experience on a $15 budget with just myself involved.

[AzraelParticipant 502]

The company Xmas party involves,copious amounts of alcohol, the department director sexually harassing me, and the director of another department dry humping my leg. No thanks.

Quit looking at my signature, queer-mo.

[MonkParticipant 16975]

53ClicksUp wrote:

… and didn’t sense any ulterior motives.

She is a divorcee, so she is already an accomplished operator.

I told her up front, in no uncertain terms, that I have no intention of ever getting married again and that didn’t seem to dissuade or disappoint her in any fashion.

A challenge. Plus it’s obvious that you have as yet unclaimed resources.

After a couple of minutes of this chit chat, she abruptly then moves in tight, where she is now standing way too close to me and reaches out and grabs my arm and whispers a question about whether or not I’m going to the office Christmas Party.

You didn’t get rid of her previously. In fact, you encouraged her. Big mistake. Now she thinks that she is in with a chance.

She says that’s “No excuse… because the company has a block of rooms reserved for a discounted rate and she has booked one of them.”

She’s in full entrapment mode now. Put your lawyer on speed dial and pack a bag, because if you take up this offer, sooner or later you’ll be going downtown.

My question is… Do I go for this one foray into the danger zone?…. Where I’m almost certain to stray from my “MGTOW Monk” lifestyle?

You could throw yourself under a train. Alternatively, you could avoid her and get on with your life.

[Chris1234Participant 353]

Just had my work Christmas party. Only reason I went was for networking and furthering my career. The attractive married co worker had too much to drink needed to get a cab. The gullible overweight sleezy manager offered to walk her out side and assist her in getting a cab ‘just to ensure she was safe’. How f~~~ing idiotic, no witnesses out the front and she’s drunk. No way I was walking her out! All it takes is for her to make a complaint and his careers over! Be aware of this s~~~ gentleman.

[AutoliteParticipant]

mgtow_85 wrote:

I don’t attend company parties.At my job, the bosses like to play the propaganda card of how “we’re a family and we need to have family outings and activities”. That is TOTAL BULLS~~~.

It is total bulls~~~. Any responsible employer would not subject a male employee to that kind of liability. The trend today is just not having them…

[AutoliteParticipant]

mgtow_85 wrote:

I grudgingly went to one party four months later, which was being held only four blocks from my apartment. I wanted to see what all the fuss was about. Less than an hour later, my f~~~ing c~~~ of a manager was screaming at me because I was committing the crime of READING A BOOK AT MY TABLE while I was eating the dinner that was served instead of “socializing with the company family.”

I had been ordered, against my will, to attend several company dinners. They can make you go but they can’t force you to eat. I wouldn’t…

[AutoliteParticipant]

53ClicksUp wrote:

So gentlemen….It’s that special time of year again, where tomorrow is the dead-line to RSVP for the office Christmas Party.

I just can’t believe that there are companies that still do this in these times! They must be completely oblivious as to the liabilities that they are creating…

[AutoliteParticipant]

TaxGuy wrote:

Oh, and by the way, the correct thing for you to tell everyone at the office is that you don’t date people at the office. Whether or not you’d ever get married isn’t really any of their business, but you want EVERYONE to know you don’t s~~~ where you eat. I usually make a joke about being too much of an environmentalist to fish from the company pond. I’m a firm believer in catch and release.

Never date a co-worker. Insanely stupid thing to do…

(and I’m talking from experience)

[TronParticipant 285]

LOL, I guess I am a couple of years too late for this post but what the hell. I might as well offer my 2 cents just in case the next guy needs it. The answer I can give you is actually a couple of questions

1) Do you really want to go to the party to perhaps see other people there? I would not attend for a piece of ass.
2) If you did bang her, could you protect yourself from false allegations? Do you trust her?
3) Do you enjoy your working relationship with her? How would that change if you boinked her?
4) You have mentioned your motives, what are hers?
5) Is she on Facebook? Check out her page and learn a few things about her and her relatives. She could be connected to the Gambino family or she could be Warren Buffets niece, who the f~~~ knows!! I checked out a woman’s profile once and she had a picture of her new gun, it was pink. No s~~~! I understand that you are a man and we have needs, however, if you do go to the party then before you leave the house, turn on some porn and rub one out so when you arrive, you will be thinking with the head on your shoulders. Good luck! Please write back and let me know what you did and what happened with her. I am interested to know. Thanks

Tron

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