The Office Christmas Party

[53ClicksUpParticipant 1345]

So gentlemen….It’s that special time of year again, where tomorrow is the dead-line to RSVP for the office Christmas Party.

I have without fail over the past decade, always passed on these office events. I view them primarily as a dangerous environment in which to get into some kind of career trouble, albeit in what should be considered neutral/off-site territory.

I get along well with everybody in the company and even have a couple of guys that I count as close trusted friends. The women on the other hand…. I remain cordial but professional with and keep them strictly at arms length. This approach has worked well for me professionally over the years.

Since this past spring, there has been this attractive divorcee that pops into my office to chat once a week or so. We’ve gone dutch to lunch twice a few months back and I have to admit that I enjoyed her company and didn’t sense any ulterior motives. I told her up front, in no uncertain terms, that I have no intention of ever getting married again and that didn’t seem to dissuade or disappoint her in any fashion.

So I see this girl in the hallway today, she’s looking nice and I nod to her. She approaches me and we exchange pleasantries about “How did you enjoy your Thanksgiving?” etc., etc.

After a couple of minutes of this chit chat, she abruptly then moves in tight, where she is now standing way too close to me and reaches out and grabs my arm and whispers a question about whether or not I’m going to the office Christmas Party.

I offer up my typical excuse which is to say, “I live too far away to drive home afterwards without running the risk of being detained by law enforcement.”

She says that’s “No excuse… because the company has a block of rooms reserved for a discounted rate and she has booked one of them.” I am ashamed to confess that the combination of feeling her warm breath in my ear, her squeezing my arm, her body pressed against mine and listening to what she was saying…. I got a nearly instantaneous hard-on like I was a 16 year old high school virgin 🙂

Knowing myself as I do, my fear is that after being fueled by great food, open bar alcohol, music, dancing and having had no sex for the last 3 years, I’m liable to do something stupid.

My question is… Do I go for this one foray into the danger zone?…. Where I’m almost certain to stray from my “MGTOW Monk” lifestyle? Or does a wise man simply stay home again this year only to spend the evening tormenting my Beagle by putting reindeer antlers on his head and throwing his stuffed squirrel toy around the living room? WTF!

[TaxGuyParticipant]

Of course the correct answer is don’t bang her. Whether you go to the party or not is up to you. But don’t risk your career for a piece of ass.

That said, f~~~ her best friend and wipe your dick on her curtains!

Oh, and by the way, the correct thing for you to tell everyone at the office is that you don’t date people at the office. Whether or not you’d ever get married isn’t really any of their business, but you want EVERYONE to know you don’t s~~~ where you eat. I usually make a joke about being too much of an environmentalist to fish from the company pond. I’m a firm believer in catch and release.

Order the good wine

[JuehueParticipant 1316]

Pick a side, flip a coin. If you feel regret, do the opposite

[ghostParticipant]

I would go and enjoy the food and social scene.

[MonkParticipant 16975]

53ClicksUp wrote:

Since this past spring, there has been this attractive divorcee that pops into my office to chat once a week or so.

Scoping you out.

We’ve gone dutch to lunch twice a few months back and I have to admit that I enjoyed her company and didn’t sense any ulterior motives.

So she’s a smart operator.

I told her up front, in no uncertain terms, that I have no intention of ever getting married again and that didn’t seem to dissuade or disappoint her in any fashion.

Chameleon mode on.

After a couple of minutes of this chit chat, she abruptly then moves in tight, where she is now standing way too close to me and reaches out and grabs my arm and whispers a question about whether or not I’m going to the office Christmas Party.

Time for the kill.

Knowing myself as I do, my fear is that after being fueled by great food, open bar alcohol, music, dancing and having had no sex for the last 3 years, I’m liable to do something stupid.

ALCOHOL.

My question is… Do I go for this one foray into the danger zone?…. Where I’m almost certain to stray from my “MGTOW Monk” lifestyle?

If you have anything to do with this, you are out of your f~~~ing mind. She has the next 20 years already planned.

[AzraelParticipant 502]

Fight through it, avoid it, you can do it. Remember your training, it will save you.

Quit looking at my signature, queer-mo.

[Jan SobieskiParticipant 28791]

Jerk off before you go. No alcohol, you are at work.

Love is just alimony waiting to happen. Visit mgtow.com.

[Secret Agent MGTOWParticipant 22503]

Seriously, do you have to ask?

Do not do it.

She has planned for all this to happen. Its not spontaneous. You have been a TARGET ALL ALONG.

She has been hunting you. Your resources anyway.

NEVER MIX WOMEN AND THE OFFICE.

Jeebus Cripes. F~~~ing jerk off and get over it.

YOU HAVE BEEN HUNTED / PLAYED / TARGETED – whatever term gets through your f~~~ing head.

I just don’t get it. Honestly. Pussy is diseased out there today. Pussy TRAPS MEN. BABIES TRAP MENS RESOURCES.

You can lose your f~~~ing job.

DO YOU JUST WANT TO GIVE HER ALL YOUR POWER for ten f~~~ing minutes?

Good f~~~ing grief.

Note my use of the term F~~~ is not a subliminal message to you to go and f~~~ her. DO NOT DO IT.

Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.

[BubParticipant 1403]

Jan Sobieski wrote:

Jerk off before you go. No alcohol, you are at work.

This , absolutely this or, rsvp but call in sick.

Never ever, f~~~ the hired help.
That’s rule #1.

There is no Rule #2 here.

Just rolling down the road

[KevinStylesParticipant 2580]

Run away! The problem with office chicks is all she has to do is go into HR the next day and say you sexually harassed her or worse raped her and you’re f~~~ed, and not in the good way. You’ll definitely lose your job and potentially need to deal with legal issues . I mean if yo uhate where you work and were thinking about quitting anyway well then maybe it’s worth the risk if she’s really hot but I dunno dude, really risky.

And real talk here, if you haven’t ridden the pony in 3 years, you’re not going to rock her world you’ll be adequate at best. Which may weigh on how she handles things afterwards if she expected you to be a rock star and scream gods name in vein and you didn’t. she’ll feel stupid, vulnerable and lash out claiming you took advantage of her after the party and she was drunk and next thing she knows you’re in bed with her.

I’d seriously just walk away. It’s no good. no good.

[Professor ChaosParticipant 489]

Don’t go. Don’t f~~~ her.

Seriously. I’ve been there and done that, it doesn’t end well.

Isn’t your job enough of a s~~~show without a woman making it a soap opera?

I’ll warn you once again…DON’T

[NerdTunnelerParticipant]

You could have gone the previous years. But this coming party, the complication of that divorcees presence is going to drive the risk through the roof. Its not worth to go.

I stand with feet apart and let my balls hang free...Manginas dont have balls...See how they stand and sit at the whim of their masters...

[AwakenedParticipant 35200]

TaxGuy wrote:

Oh, and by the way, the correct thing for you to tell everyone at the office is that you don’t date people at the office.

I have used this line with a lil-chicky co-worker who I thought might be getting a lil to close. I emphasized what a HORRIBLE IDEA it was. That definitely seemed to work as she did seem to calm down.

If you want to bang her, go to the party and you will bang her.

THEN, you have to see her at work for evermore, and deal with WHATEVER is coming NEXT. Lots of possibilities ?????

OR, skip the party, hire a Whore and do what you have to do to get it out of your system.

Three years is a long time, and keeping it ALL bottled up MAY LEAD YOU TO MAKING A BIGGER MISTAKE THEN BANGING OUT SOME PRO-HO. For example, you could bang out some lil chicky at work that could make your future work life HELL !!

Compare the 2 scenarios with the same sexual outcome, but which one has more POTENTIALLY DAMAGING CONSEQUENCES ?

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[Heave-Ho MgtowParticipant 1797]

She’s chumming for wallets

Don’t get your meat where you make your bread

A lesser man would have fallen. This one is skilled in the art brother. Be careful

skip the cavernous vag and go your own way

[Anonymous 14]

Record audio at the very least if you get her alone, the last thing you need are false accusations on any level.

[SH3LLZParticipant 5569]

Never dip your pen in the company ink!

Ever!

#ICETHEMOUT!!! #MANOUT!!! #HIDEYOURWEALTH #VAGINAISWORTHLESS

[MENGINEERParticipant 583]

Did it b4 and was nice for years until it ends…all I know is I wasnt the first!

They have it all planned. All women at work know who is single, married, bad marriage, sleazeball, etc.

They stake their claim and know when/where to show their availability. Starts with 1-on-1 lunches, company parties, bar after your shift.

Weak men (like me years ago) just take the bait, hook, and meat dagger! All they do is lube u up with alcohol and slide right in.

Think with your big head!

[IRuleMeParticipant]

Gimmie my food, gimmie my check, and let me be on my way. That’s how I view that s~~~. I don’t even like those company outings. I spend enough time with these f~~~ers. Last thing I want to do is have an excuse to spend MORE time with them.

[MarketWatcherParticipant]

53ClicksUp wrote:

Or does a wise man simply stay home again this year only to spend the evening tormenting my Beagle by putting reindeer antlers on his head and throwing his stuffed squirrel toy around the living room?

Ha. Poor Beagle! Just stay home and chill bro. The hotel room situation is what scares me. That is f~~~ed up that a company would even consider something like that. Of course my dumb ass already sent the RSVP, so I will be going. F~~~. /sigh/

53ClicksUp wrote:

because the company has a block of rooms reserved for a discounted rate and she has booked one of them.”

RUN!!!!!!

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

MarketWatcher wrote:

Of course my dumb ass already sent the RSVP, so I will be going. F~~~

Family emergency at the last minute. These have prevented me from attending so many things I wanted to.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

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