So why don't you have a girlfriend?

[anonymousyamParticipant 4605]

Because id rather have money to buy drugs or whatever the f~~~ i want.

Just an east coast asshole who likes to curse, If you get offended by words like fuck, cunt, shit, piss, bitch or any racial slurs then you just scroll down.

[RedDawnParticipant 1391]

Because I just p~~~ in the urinal, I don’t lump it on my back and carry it around with me.

Courage is the key to life itself - Morgan Freeman

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

Yesterday I got the: why don’t you become gay?

Me: becouse I’m not attracted to men, that’s the reason I’m not attracted to today’s women, becouse they think they are men, and I’m not gay.

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[Bloody HeartlandParticipant 693]

Because I have yet to find a decent one…not untrue and doubt it will ever change.

"I have the fury of my own momentum." "With this ring I thee wed. Fire walk with me."

[Penman_FreyParticipant 210]

I’ve seen the tolls that good men have paid.

I would rather learn to make my own happiness unconditional alone rather than conditional with a woman.

Working on my dreams, one day at a time..,

[AntipathyParticipant 4901]

Because my generation of women aren’t worthy of my time.

[FunInTheSunParticipant 8283]

I get annoyed when people ask me why I don’t have a girlfriend (as if it’s really easy to get one in the first place).

Why are they so nosy? I NEVER ask them about their romantic interests when I’m at work or at some social event. I don’t think that one’s dating life and finances are any of my business. People who find out that a guy doesn’t have a girlfriend are likely to shame him in some way. F~~~ them. They need to mind their own goddamn business.

We ought to say, “I don’t have a girlfriend because I’m f~~~ing yours,” just to make them think twice about ever asking that question again!

"I saw that there comes a point, in the defeat of any man of virtue, when his own consent is needed for evil to win-and that no manner of injury done to him by others can succeed if he chooses to withhold his consent. I saw that I could put an end to your outrages by pronouncing a single word in my mind. I pronounced it. The word was ‘No.’" (Atlas Shrugged)

[FunInTheSunParticipant 8283]

sidecar wrote:

Why settle for just one?

Good answer. Ha ha ha!

"I saw that there comes a point, in the defeat of any man of virtue, when his own consent is needed for evil to win-and that no manner of injury done to him by others can succeed if he chooses to withhold his consent. I saw that I could put an end to your outrages by pronouncing a single word in my mind. I pronounced it. The word was ‘No.’" (Atlas Shrugged)

[Anonymous 43]

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[DocParticipant]

Because I value what little sanity I have left.

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape, finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. Marcus Aurelius

[MoreSkyParticipant 4865]

Because I don’t want to stick my todger into an over-used, disease-ridden, skanky meat-hole and give all my money away for the privilege of doing so.

"...reinvent your life because you must; it is your life and its history and the present belong only to you.” It is Your Life, Charles Bukowski.

[TaxGuyParticipant]

Because in 53 years I’ve yet to figure out what to do with them the other 23 hours and 45 minutes of the day.

Order the good wine

[Anonymous 1]

My typical response to this has always been:

…So why don’t you have a girlfriend?

Why should I?

[743 roadmasterParticipant]

in a world where divorce is more common then drinking a cup of coffee,…don’t need that kind of bill to pay.

mgtow is its own worst enemy- https://www.campusreform.org/

[RealityBitesParticipant 2198]

Ever5 wrote:

to lose my joy.
LOL. Just something I came

“I’m saving myself for a woman who makes enough money to support me in the lifestyle that I deserve”
That normally ends all fishing attempts. And being women they will gossip it with other women, and suddenly many women around you will just leave you alone…

Because society (and women) expect the man to support the woman: not the other way around. It goes against hypergamy.

[Can’t Stump TrumpParticipant]

No one’s ever asked me that question.

I believe my ugly face pretty much speaks for itself.

Women are better at multitasking? Fucking up several things at once is not multitasking.

[PhilandryParticipant 538]

Turn the question back on them.

“So why aren’t the women who value me as a man approaching me?

Thought so.

Being a man is incredible good luck. Do not waste it on the unlucky.

[SpiderHerderParticipant 3759]

I think it’s a dead-end question. Whatever you answer, they’ll turn it into something else.

It’s best to answer like a politician would:

“Why don’t you have a girlfriend ?”

“That’s an interesting question, but more importantly is…”

and then walk away as you mutter a non-sensical answer.

[OneLaneOnlyPlsParticipant 1747]

“I like me better”

Short and to the point. I’ve used this a dozen times this year so far. From neighbors, friends who txt out of the blue, randoms on the street, doesn’t matter.

Same answer.
Walk away.
Profit.

[RedDawnParticipant 1391]

Anonymous wrote:

My typical response to this has always been:

…So why don’t you have a girlfriend?

Why should I?

I like that, it flips the question and makes them backpedal, then you can just dismiss them.

Courage is the key to life itself - Morgan Freeman

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