Slimy C~~~ Tries Taking My Weekend Job

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

I could go on with how many c~~~s I’ve wasted my time with applying for jobs. Big retailer here advertising a position that I applied for in person, made small talk with the manager, handed HER my CV, a personalised letter to her, the works. She knew me as i used to do some security in the mall that her shop is in, and had to deal with some teenage shoplifters in her store. NEVER HEARD A THING BACK. She employed another female. All female staff in there now. C~~~. It angered me so much I have boycotted that shop that i used to go to.

Drove to a petrol station for an arranged interview for a job there last week, quite out of my way but i still went, told the guy i’ll work any hours and days etc etc. Got a txt back a week later saying you were unsuccessful.

I’ll still keep applying and harassing the s~~~ out of these companies. Waste my time, i will turn up to your office and waste yours.

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

You go anywhere now, supermarkets, McDonalds, etc, you wont see any staff over the age of 20. Years ago there used to be a mixed age group. Now these companies only employ little pricks to pay them minimum wage.

Apparently when you get to 30 you are f~~~ing obsolete. (I’m 31). If you’re any older than that, you’re f~~~ed.

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

The reason I turn up in person and annoy the s~~~ out of these companies is because I’m sick and tired of ‘applying online’ and hearing nothing back. I apply online then I go and visit them. They treat you like a f~~~ing terrorist and want you to go away.

In the good old days, doing this was considered ‘showing initiative’. Now its a crime against humanity.

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

I’ve got nothing to lose. Better than sitting around all day waiting for someone who may or may not contact you.

[LivinitupParticipant 135]

You know what the strangest thing is about all that s~~~ you have to go through?

Why in the seven bloody hells would a BAR hire fat ugly chicks?!? Does the owner even know about it? Is he retarded or something, what´s wrong with him?

Are the customers retarded or are you bringing them in at gunpoint?

I don´t get it.

Fat chicks are the absolute worst to work with, they overcompensate for being fat and ugly by, wait for it:

+++ throwing their weight around +++ 😉

give us liberty, or give us death!

[LivinitupParticipant 135]

You know what? You should get together with your biker friends and see if you can all pull together and open your own place.

With smoking hot chicks, probably better music and employment opportunities for you guys too.

And since you mentioned Christchurch is wrecked, isn´t there a lot of construction going down to rebuild or at least tear down destroyed property? No jobs rebuilding or demolishing?

give us liberty, or give us death!

[AragornParticipant 277]

First spend some time in the McD restaurant and make some mystery shopping observations about Hospitality, Speed, Fiendliness, Cleanliness, Maintenance and Quality. Write a 1-2 page summary about your findings, add some pictures, interviews with customers if you like.

Than find out who is the Area Manager of this place. Tell him you have some experience in quick service industry restaurants and that you would like to meet him for 10 minutes to give him 3 extremely valuable ideas how to increase his sales by 15% – 20%. Make sure you copy his Operations Manager, if you are able to find out his email. Or even better, call both of them directly. Call the franchisee for their numbers if needed. If you can find out who’s the owner of the business, call him, too. Forget about the restaurant manager, he is flooded with applications and doesn’t really care.

Once they (owner, area manager or ops manager) are convinced that you are able to help them achieve their own goals and KPI’s (basically sales up, cost down as always), ask them for a job to support them with the day to day implementation.

Aim high, apply for a fast track management position once you have done all stations.

Good luck, bro! You never know what this whole s~~~ is good for. Maybe it turns out to be an opportunity for something much better.

If you change the rules on what controls you, you will change the rules on what you can control

[UnicronParticipant 752]

Dashing Young Dissident wrote:

the bitch trying to take my job is on welfare already,

I’d inform the DWP that gnome c~~~ is working on the side.

She how long that s~~~-eating grin lasts when they stop all her payments and cart her c~~~-arse off to court.

Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.

[BigDParticipant 3024]

I filled in for a friend of mine who was bouncing at a “club”. In order to get the job I had to “audition”. You should have suggested your replacement “audition” with you to see if they can hang with the big boys.

Man, I miss the 90s. There wasn’t anything you couldn’t fix with your hands.

Don't stick your dick into anyone you aren't willing to put up with for eighteen years and nine months.

[VarunParticipant 2981]

@DYD That seems to be the problem: you don’t annoy them. Because if you do, they’ll just dismiss you as another cry-baby badly in need of a job.

Sometimes our gold mine is right in front of us and we over-look it. Don’t go to places where “they are hiring”. Go to places where “we desperately need help but no one would come because we can’t pay them adequately and its kind of a s~~~ty job”.

Consider this: would you interview for the post of a junior accountant of a scrapeyard that pays only $20000 p.a.? Of course not, that would be a joke. How can one person survive on that little money?

But what you won’t know is that the experience you would gain by working as an accountant (be it a scrapeyard or a fortune 500 company) will become so valuable, you would get any accounting job in the range of 40-50k p.a. …… and they’ll treat you like a king because you’d be competing with fresh accounting graduates who’re all brains and no hands.

You have a lot of time on your hands. It doesn’t matter if you do not have a decent education. I never had a decent education. But that doesn’t stop me from wanting to learn new things every day. Its all so easy to find excuses for our plight; but how many of us really work towards bettering ourselves?

Plan right, hit it hard and you will be out of the misery in no time.

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

Livinitup wrote:

You know what? You should get together with your biker friends and see if you can all pull together and open your own place.

With smoking hot chicks, probably better music and employment opportunities for you guys too.

And since you mentioned Christchurch is wrecked, isn´t there a lot of construction going down to rebuild or at least tear down destroyed property? No jobs rebuilding or demolishing?

Would be ace, having my own bar, i’d have a themed one and it would be insanely good and fun. No t~~~s and no egos, just peopel there to let loose and have a great night.

I have applied for many construction sites, most on them you have to go through a f~~~ing recruitment agency for and they have all wasted my time. I’m not bulls~~~ting or making excuses, and i have a broken hand which is much better pain wise but i’d still not be hired with it.

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

Aragorn wrote:

First spend some time in the McD restaurant and make some mystery shopping observations about Hospitality, Speed, Fiendliness, Cleanliness, Maintenance and Quality. Write a 1-2 page summary about your findings, add some pictures, interviews with customers if you like.

Than find out who is the Area Manager of this place. Tell him you have some experience in quick service industry restaurants and that you would like to meet him for 10 minutes to give him 3 extremely valuable ideas how to increase his sales by 15% – 20%. Make sure you copy his Operations Manager, if you are able to find out his email. Or even better, call both of them directly. Call the franchisee for their numbers if needed. If you can find out who’s the owner of the business, call him, too. Forget about the restaurant manager, he is flooded with applications and doesn’t really care.

Once they (owner, area manager or ops manager) are convinced that you are able to help them achieve their own goals and KPI’s (basically sales up, cost down as always), ask them for a job to support them with the day to day implementation.

Aim high, apply for a fast track management position once you have done all stations.

Good luck, bro! You never know what this whole s~~~ is good for. Maybe it turns out to be an opportunity for something much better.

Thanks man.

thats an idea, haha, very astute and forward thinking. I wish I was smart enough with numbers and profit margin calculations. I’m an artistic/creative guy and i’m f~~~ing awful at doing anything practical, DIY, etc, yet i do boxing since im 18, have many battle scars, a damaged soul and mind, but im still here saying f~~~ the free world. (Lol ripped that from Eminem, and im not even into his music.)

I guess im not as ‘clever’ as some of you guys here. I really wish i could come up with my own business idea, but I’m clue-less.

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

BigD wrote:

Man, I miss the 90s.[/quote

I miss them too.

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

Unicron wrote:

Dashing Young Dissident wrote:

the bitch trying to take my job is on welfare already,

I’d inform the DWP that gnome c~~~ is working on the side.

She how long that s~~~-eating grin lasts when they stop all her payments and cart her c~~~-arse off to court.

Hehehehhehe good idea.

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

Varun wrote:

@DYD That seems to be the problem: you don’t annoy them. Because if you do, they’ll just dismiss you as another cry-baby badly in need of a job.

Sometimes our gold mine is right in front of us and we over-look it. Don’t go to places where “they are hiring”. Go to places where “we desperately need help but no one would come because we can’t pay them adequately and its kind of a s~~~ty job”.

Consider this: would you interview for the post of a junior accountant of a scrapeyard that pays only $20000 p.a.? Of course not, that would be a joke. How can one person survive on that little money?

But what you won’t know is that the experience you would gain by working as an accountant (be it a scrapeyard or a fortune 500 company) will become so valuable, you would get any accounting job in the range of 40-50k p.a. …… and they’ll treat you like a king because you’d be competing with fresh accounting graduates who’re all brains and no hands.

You have a lot of time on your hands. It doesn’t matter if you do not have a decent education. I never had a decent education. But that doesn’t stop me from wanting to learn new things every day. Its all so easy to find excuses for our plight; but how many of us really work towards bettering ourselves?

Plan right, hit it hard and you will be out of the misery in no time.

Well its either that or just apply online from my computer and sit and wait like a loser.

[WarratahParticipant 895]

Livinitup’s suggestion to open up a place makes sense …. Could it be done, DYD?

...And in our own despair, against our will, Comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God. - Agamemnon; by Aeschylus

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

Warratah wrote:

Livinitup’s suggestion to open up a place makes sense …. Could it be done, DYD?

Unfortunately it doesn’t interest me. If i was a multi millionaire then sure, id open up a cool themed bar.

[LivinitupParticipant 135]

You´d really have to be the type for it too, it´s really not for everyone.

I forgot about the busted hand.

It just came to my mind so i threw it out… brainstormin!

Something else that you could look into once you´re healed up would be yardwork/mowing lawns. It´s probably hit or miss, but i´ve had an old gunsmith offering me 30$ an hour for mowing his lawn and clear some brush, because NONE of the usual teenagers that you would hire for something like that was even remotely interested giving up the XBOX for that long to make some money… I gladly took the offer.

Keep your eyes and ears pryed for the odd jobs that come up here and then, maybe even put up an add in a newspaper (if free?) or craigslist or something offering a few skills you might have.

Also get the word out among your friends and aquaintances, they might hear something.

give us liberty, or give us death!

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

Thanks for the suggestions man.

I had my cast taken off today, and the 3 metal wires pulled out. Feels so f~~~ing good to have them out. My hand and arm had been itchy as f~~~ for ages, and when the ugly old nurse (bummer) wiped it down with a wet sponge…f~~~ing heaven.

I now have to see a hand therapist at the hospital lol. It still hurts like s~~~, can’t really do anything with it still, but i guess in time it will get its strength back. They gave me a wrap around velcro hand support thing too which helps.

Luckily I masturbate with my left! Ohhh yeeeeeeh!!!!!

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