S~~~ tests for women

[Jan SobieskiParticipant 28791]

As I understand it. Women put men through s~~~ tests to evaluate how much of a mangina they are.

Ate there any classic s~~~ tests men can put women through to guage how messed up they are? To weed them out.

Love is just alimony waiting to happen. Visit mgtow.com.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Yes, I have several.

1. When you’re at a red light and there are 2 cars that look the same from the back. (i.e a white Mercedes and a white Honda – where really the only distinguishing characteristic is the emblem)…… . ask her “which one makes more money?” and see how fast she responds – and how.

Then ask her “which one SAVES more money?”.
A gold digger’s day will be ruined. She’ll be stumped and uncomfortable.

A NAWALT will smile or laugh.

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2. I keep my place orderly and it’s always clean. Women comment on this EVERY TIME. That’s how I know she’s a slob. and I don’t even need to see her pig’s sty.. The one that is remotely marriageable
is one that doesn’t even notice or comment. Because she EXPECTS it to be clean.

If she makes a big deal and says “OMG your place is SO CLEAN!! What are you… GAY????”….
dump that bitch like an anchor.

If she says anything else unrelated, she can stay.

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3. Have NO PROBLEM paying for a date….. but order for her in a restaurant. That’s what I am paying for. When she picks up and looks at the menu (and they always do), I say “I’ll order for us”.

If the reaction isn’t 100% positive like “how nice! that’s wonderful!”…. that’s when its gets interesting…. because she is my guest. Just like she would be a guest in my home for dinner. She wouldn’t be permitted to pick up a menu. She would order what I prepared, be grateful and like it. Or she can leave. Right?

“Omg that’s so sexist”.

“Oh I’m not being dictatorial or controlling. You can have whatever you want. But YOU will pay for it. So decide. Which is more important to you? That you eat whatever you want? Or that a MAN PAYS for it.”

Now she just f~~~ed herself into a corner.

I have plenty more.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Anonymous 29]

S~~~ test ?
Yeah, my visual test . . . . If they weren’t athletic enough with good t~~~ and ass, no deal, . . . period.

What or how they thought never interested me.
No s~~~ tests, only boundaries with one warning. Worked great for more than thirty years.

This may not be for all of us but it’s how I did it.
Old school, partriarchal style.

[Silverstone the SecondParticipant]

Well, generally speaking, women are usually the ones that get to pick and choose by giving s~~~ tests because more men go after women than the other way around. However, with the rise of mgtow, I’ve been getting asked out more. So, here’s some I’ve been using as well as some explanations for why I use them
-Which is more important, looks or personality?
=She picks one and then you spin it: “Oh, so you think I’m dumb/ ugly”
-If a man marries you, what do you want your ring/ wedding to look like?
=Tells you how much of a gold digger she is. If she says she wants a big fancy wedding/ ring you can tell she’s got her eyes on your cash
-You’re pretty cute, I bet you get a lot of attention from the guys
=If she agrees, she’s a skank or at the very least if she doesn’t act humble she’s egotistical
-How many guys have you slept with?
= No need to explain
-What’s your favorite book? Why?
=Odds are, she’s a dumb f~~~. She can usually cobble together a make shift answer, but keep at it. Make her feel dumb, and that you like “smart girls”

PS, I know s~~~ test are usually to see if someone is a good choice for a relationship, at least that’s why women do them. I don’t know why men would do them, but the reason I do them is to see them squirm and really expose how socially inept most women are when you put the flip the script and put them in the hot seat. They usually crumble. So anyway, take these “s~~~ tests” with a grain of salt because I’m not trying to achieve the same thing women are. I’m trying to get a laugh.

Also, I’m usually too busy deflecting their s~~~ tests and f~~~ing with their heads because they are constantly trying to f~~~ with mine.

Feminism is a movement where opinions are presented as facts and emotions are presented as evidence.

[JackinovParticipant 5229]

No need to waste the time. AWALT = 1 second of deliberation and we move on. They’re not worth the time spent wondering.

are you a chia pet in man drag

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Silverstone the Second wrote:

Also, I’m usually too busy deflecting their s~~~ tests and f~~~ing with their heads because they are constantly trying to f~~~ with mine.

Excellent point. More concerned being the world’s best goalie.

Silverstone the Second wrote:

women are usually the ones that get to pick and choose by giving s~~~ tests because more men go after women than the other way around.

But not in my world. They don’t approach us and they don’t ask for our numbers, call or ask us out – “generally”. So THEY DON’T GET TO CHOOSE.

We do.

Women “choose” from the men who feel like showing interest in them. We should be the s~~~ testers 100% of the time. I don’t give a f~~~ if I am good enough for HER….. it’s the other way around. I wanna know if she is good enough for ME – first.

If more men took this attitude today, watch the social order flip around overnight.

A man’s decision is the one that will decide if there will be a second date. If he doesn’t want / pursue / initiate / or accept, there is no chance in hell it will happen. She can’t say “yes” when you decide you don’t want to call again. She can only “choose” if you do.

Her endless supply of attention ensures she can have another date tonight. But as soon as you decide you just don’t like her, then who cares what she does.

Most women are not counting on this. They already have it in their heads that men are after their approval… and most of the time she is right. I used this to my advantage. It surprises them. Especially when they attempt a “rejection”.

“Darling,, I wasn’t trying to figure out it YOU are interested. . I was trying to figure out if I could be interested. Thanks for making the decision easy. “

That’s winning her s~~~ test in itself.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Jan SobieskiParticipant 28791]

The reason I ask is:

1: playing amateur psychologist.

2. I know AWALT, but some are more and some or less.

3. I don’t have any snowflake in mind. Just thinking.

The whole red pill MGTOW thing has just opened my eyes. I listen to NPR (like the economics, science, humor) and never paid attention to who was talking. Now I notice every time the guest expert is a woman instead of a man. I’m ok if its 50/50 but it isn’t. That is the first step, noticing what is going on.

Love is just alimony waiting to happen. Visit mgtow.com.

[Anonymous 42]

S~~~ tests for women

There’s no need to s~~~ test s~~~!

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Anonymous wrote:

There’s no need to s~~~ test s~~~!

Thats’ classic and I get it.

But speaking very frankly …. I wanna KNOW that she’s not worth it. I really don’t have any interest in having a view of “all women” like for-f~~~ing-get it – before any interaction begins.

I want to give them the benefit of the doubt, and let THEM prove it.

And I say this fairly ….. they have never disappointed. However low you lower the floor of expectation, you can always count on her to fall BELOW it. No bulls~~~ either.

My “s~~~ tests” are so f~~~ing easy for any female to pass. It asks nothing from her really. And every time they fail them. Coming into my home and instead of looking at me with admiration for keeping it orderly, she says “OMG its so clean!!! what are you GAY???” Or I order for her on my dime and she has a PROBLEM with it?

Go straight to hell, bitch. She really IS ….. s~~~.

I’m not saying it to be funny, or because it’s an expression Over the years I have spent a great deal of effort and energy and investment to consider a bride and mother for my kids, but they are just not worthy or marriageable. But I need to know it for myself. That’s why I bothered.

Look at this f~~~ing guy. How the F~~~ did get all the way up to the wedding day?? How did it even get to the second date!!!!!! Or the FIRST!!! Thats’ what I wanna know.

He didn’t s~~~ test her enough.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Anonymous 42]

Hey KM, I don’t mean to sound so negative about women. But for real they always fall below my already lowered expectations. I’m convinced that the media for the past 50+years has irreparably altered the state of women to be totally useless and detrimental to any level headed man.
In my realm, I can throw a rock in any direction and hit all things ruined! My parents (and only a few others) are still together.
The wholesale slaughter of all things decent has turned me somewhat hard and impervious. My heart can no longer be broken, it’s fixed and I’m keeping it that way!
The door to my heart has a sign that reads as follows; CLOSED.

I rest my case^^^^^^

[uchibenkeiParticipant 7965]

The Door Test, courtesy of A Bronx Tale

I bathe in the tears of single moms.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

@MG-ɹǝʍo┴ God knows I agree with you. But keeping it ……… “unlocked” (shall we say?)…….. allows me to have full conviction in my decisions. As matter of fact we’re the same that way, and perhaps my willingness to keep it open for possibility only exists because i already am convinced that it should be locked. permanently.

If I met a unicorn tomorrow, it would throw me for such a loop and unexpected whirl – but I already know Im not going to.

Example:

2 (or 3?) years ago , I took a girl out for THE EVENING OF HER LIFE. She practically had tears in her eyes and phoned her mother(!) to tell her about it when I surprise her. Already GMOW for years(!!) in spirit but I had an extra ticket to a rare and extraordinary event and I took her just for the hell of it. At the end of the evening she made a “sincere” gesture to thank me by inviting me for Christmas dinner which she would make most extravagant in the same way….. because we were both not going to be with family.

I gratefully accepted. And then I made other plans.
I never heard from her again. Not even a “thanks again” email the next day.

Although I already knew she was “the flakey chick” …. but I wanted HER to prove it.

Sure I could have emailed 2 weeks in advance and said “are we still on?” and she probably would have kept her promise. But I did my part already. And true to form, she didn’t disappoint. This wasn’t some Friday night drink thing that she flaked on. It was CHRISTMAS DINNER you don’t flake on your guests on that – after the way I treated her. Not. For. Any. Reason.

That’s how we are able to publish “the flakey chick phenomenon” (written by another author) on our site and FEEL GOOD about it. They call it “misogyny” …. but it’s f~~~ing REAL.

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Now…. even more importantly… I would have been impressed if she kept her word and engagement.

That right there…. is totally f~~~ed up. And it says everything I need to know. If men would be “impressed” by her merely keeping her word….well…. they are so f~~~ing done. That’s how s~~~ty the modern female’s reputation really is.

Like I would be IMPRESSED if my bride didn’t whip out her f~~~ing phone and text someone during her vows. That’s SO f~~~ed up.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Anonymous 42]

KM, I totally understand! My heart’s bridge has no handrails, I do not confine or manipulate in the slightest of ways, I just let them walk over the edge and into the abyss.
The feminist indoctrinated woman has no practical place anywhere in my life, they just don’t fit…
Not to mention my own exploits on married chicks after I lost all sense of pare-bonding, and empathy towards women.
It’s vicious cycle I want no part of anymore. I could live to a thousand years old and know I’ll never be the “slightest” bit satisfied, that’s how made-up my mind truly is. I’ve been through hell with the implementation of feminism and overt man slander, I know who I am, and gynocentric hell is not a plan for me!
My filthy low opinion of women is well founded by the things my eyes have seen, things that will never erase or be forgotten. I dwell in stark mental reality, I’m an onion peeler by nature….

[Soldier-MedicParticipant 2566]

Here’s my favorite s~~~ test. If you are with a woman long enough (the talking stage mind you), sooner or later the conversation is going to turn towards sex.

She is going to ask you what you are like. Tell her, I want a woman to stroke it while gargling my b~~~~ while she fingers my ass.

If she stays, all well and good. If she leaves, all well and good.

Edit.

Yes. I have been drinking.

"I asked you a question. I didn't ask you to repeat what the voices in you head are telling you" ~ Me. ........Yes I'm still angry.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Soldier-Medic wrote:

Tell her, I want a woman to stroke it while gargling my b~~~~ while she fingers my ass. If she stays, all well and good…….

Ah yes… the good old “rusty trombone”.

But I must protest. Nobody is going near my chocolate starfish. There will be no “s~~~” testing of that kind. This balloon knot is so tight, you can sharpen pencils in it. When I fart….. only dog’s can hear it. And that’s how it will stay, thankyouverymuch.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Anonymous 42]

Soldier-Medic wrote:

I want a woman to stroke it while gargling my b~~~~ while she fingers my ass.

Be careful Medic, those fake fingernails are nothing you want stuck in your ass!

[Soldier-MedicParticipant 2566]

Keymaster wrote:

Ah yes… the good old “rusty trombone”.

But I must protest. Nobody is going near my chocolate starfish. This balloon knot is so tight, you can sharpen pencils in it. When I fart….. only dog’s can hear it. And that’s how it will stay, thankyouverymuch.

ROFL

"I asked you a question. I didn't ask you to repeat what the voices in you head are telling you" ~ Me. ........Yes I'm still angry.

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

I really have only two steps to qualify a woman:

1) if I want to spend time with a woman, I’ll suggest we meet for drinks. When we get there, I’ll say “Hey, you wanna get the first round and I’ll get the second one?” If her response is “Absolutely.” and she reaches for her wallet, we’re good. If she stops or tries to argue, we’re done.

2) I say “I only have one request when I meet someone new… if there is ever an issue, question or doubt that comes up between us, that you look me in the eye and tell me your truth.” And then if there is ever a moment of lies, accusations or passive aggressive bulls~~~ from her, I just point to that one request and say “All I wanted was this one simple thing.” and we’re done,

That’s pretty much all it takes. The only question is will I apply them effectively and stand behind them. I haven’t always and each of those times, I’ve regretted it,

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Stargazer wrote:

If her response is “Absolutely.” and she reaches for her wallet, we’re good. If she stops or tries to argue, we’re done.

What’s the % of women who respond positively? I have found a woman would rather scoop her own eyeb~~~~ out than pay for her own $8 chardonnay.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[AnthonyParticipant 241]

Best s~~~ test for women:

When they start talking about themselves, ignore them. It drives them nuts when someone isn’t listening to them like the entitled princess c~~~ they are. And depending on how she reacts, dump her.

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