Revolver Play for Hermit

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Naked Cowgirls. DONT CLICK WHEN BOSS BEHIND YOU…

[HermitParticipant]

It isn’t fair. Why do they have to be so beautiful, yet so evil and insane?

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

Hermit wrote:

It isn’t fair. Why do they have to be so beautiful, yet so evil and insane?

The same reason a dog licks his b@lls. Because he can. They can.

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[Vajra VarahaParticipant 1284]

Gravel Pit wrote:

this is about as close to western as Englishmen get. LMAO

Dwayne Dibbley!!!! Plastic Shoes…

Love Red Dwarf!!!

[Gravel PitParticipant]

I want to touch those fake boobs. Ive never felt the fake ones before. LOL

Dwayne Dibbley! buwhahwhah! Red Dwarf is eternal

[CPT ObviousParticipant 2727]

Hermit wrote:

Why do they have to be so beautiful, yet so evil and insane?

And chicks who love horses are some of the craziest ones.

"You don't know a woman till you have met her in divorce court."

[Branched offParticipant 10928]

CPT Obvious wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Why do they have to be so beautiful, yet so evil and insane?

And chicks who love horses are some of the craziest ones.

I don’t know about in the US but here in the UK to have a pony you are probably either a farmer’s daughter or you are a rich daddy’s little princess. A pony is cheap to buy but feeding it and stabling it are very different things. Daddy either has to buy a field and build a stable (and land prices here are insane) or pay a lot for livery. So its fairly safe to expect most horsey girls to have been seriously indulged from early on. So they are spoilt but they like fun in the fresh air and probably like to ride to hounds -understanding the thrill of pursuit. They also like the idea that they can control a big powerful animal. This makes them both exciting and mildly dangerous for men in relationships. Playing with their horses daily actually reduces time for the c~~~ carousel -which is often a big reason why daddy bought their first pony to start with- (thought there are notable exceptions who are so spoilt they have time for both). This can lead to their being a little more old fashioned crazy when they do get involved with a man (ignoring the horses for a man requires slightly more emotional investment than the normal minimal level required for a woman today).

All I all I would say it can be hard to pass up the chance for a ride but you probably can’t afford a princess and you don’t want to end up being the big animal that she controls and rides when she likes.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Daryll55Participant 2950]

I dunno about gals with horses being extra crazy, but that horse certainly does appear happy!

Marry again, Hell NO ! ( Even JESUS was hung on a cross just once)

[Gravel PitParticipant]

right! (dont click at work) that horse has a SMUG look on his face and he is showing his tongue. HAHAHAH

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Gravel Pit wrote:

I want to touch those fake boobs. Ive never felt the fake ones before. LOL
Dwayne Dibbley! buwhahwhah! Red Dwarf is eternal

I had the mispleasure of touching a pair of silicone milkers last week. Tweaked the nipples as well. She didn’t like that!
Cost £3000.
F*cked her silly with my orange willy.

[Branched offParticipant 10928]

Do the nipples even work on falsies? I have very limited experience and am curious.

Shame about the falsies on that picture. An otherwise highly satisfactory specimen. One imagines if she could ride the model would find a brisk trot quite uncomfortable.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Branched off wrote:

Do the nipples even work on falsies? I have very limited experience and am curious.
Shame about the falsies on that picture. An otherwise highly satisfactory specimen. One imagines if she could ride the model would find a brisk trot quite uncomfortable.

Yes they do.

Not my cup of cha.

[HermitParticipant]

Branched off wrote:

Do the nipples even work on falsies? I have very limited experience and am curious.
Shame about the falsies on that picture. An otherwise highly satisfactory specimen. One imagines if she could ride the model would find a brisk trot quite uncomfortable.

I’m not exactly sure how they did them in the past, but I’ve heard they were hard and unnatural. Back then it looked like they put big balloons in their breasts and they just looked stupid, like large, fake round things attached to their chests and not at all a part of their body.

The last super hot chick I had the pleasure of squeezing didn’t actually have falsies. They were “enhanced”. She said they put the saline pouches behind her chest muscles which pushed out her chest muscles, which pushed out her breasts. Everything I was squeezing was all her and they looked and felt wonderful and natural, because they were her real breasts. Plus, I believe they went through under her arms so there were no visible scars under or around her jugs.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[HermitParticipant]

Nothing to do with guns, westerns, horses………… I just found this and thought she was cool and hot at the same time.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[HermitParticipant]

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Branched offParticipant 10928]

Now here is the interesting question, would she be cool if she was not hot? If it was a landwhale doing it without that knowing look of “I know you want me” in her eyes as she practically masturbates herself by getting so much attention, would we even give her a passing glance. I think not. We men are made with a huge flaw in our powers of reason.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[HermitParticipant]

Branched off wrote:

Now here is the interesting question, would she be cool if she was not hot? If it was a landwhale doing it without that knowing look of “I know you want me” in her eyes as she practically masturbates herself by getting so much attention, would we even give her a passing glance. I think not. We men are made with a huge flaw in our powers of reason.

I’ve tried picturing a very hideous fatty that I know playing the same music. Believe me or not, I would still think it’s cool and actually if she could play like that, I’d have less hatred for her. Now I will admit that I would not think it’s as cool as the hot girl playing it, but I’d still be impressed by her guitar abilities even though she’s fat and ugly.

Yes we have a flaw. Hot girls make almost anything look cool. At the same time, doing something cool makes ugly people less ugly.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Branched offParticipant 10928]

I guess I just have a problem with her smugness. The smugness of a hot woman. Even in my teenage years, I could never bend the knee to it. When girls got that smug look, I always gave them the cold shoulder.

Maybe I need to just get over it. But never can I recall ever giving them anything they wanted when they had that look. I have even turned down sex just because they had that smug look of entitlement.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[HermitParticipant]

Branched off wrote:

I guess I just have a problem with her smugness. The smugness of a hot woman. Even in my teenage years, I could never bend the knee to it. When girls got that smug look, I always gave them the cold shoulder.
Maybe I need to just get over it. But never can I recall ever giving them anything they wanted when they had that look. I have even turned down sex just because they had that smug look of entitlement.

LOL You’re cracking me up. Please don’t get offended my friend, but I think you’re projecting your personal problems onto her. How can you tell what kind of person she is from those videos? I’m not saying I know one way or the other whether or not she’s being smug. I’m simply saying, she just looks to me like she’s having fun playing a guitar.

You may be right. That smug bitch may think she’s better than you. LOL On the other hand, I agree that you should probably just get over it and realize that even if she is being smug, you’re an adult and she’s a child. She’s just a girl. She is an insect and you are a god. Women are beneath us.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[MonkParticipant 16985]

Hermit wrote:

Nothing to do with guns, westerns, horses………… I just found this and thought she was cool and hot at the same time.

Her whole getup doesn’t say hot to me – it says self absorbed psycho.

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