Revolver Play for Hermit

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Branched off wrote:

Sorry mate I missed the brackets. Must be getting paranoid.

Apology accepted. That bloody Herm however….If/When we meet, I will show you the delights of my provincial town. You maybe quite surprised as to where I lay my toupee.

I don’t recall ever offering you an apology, you filthy phag. Deny it all you want, but as I’ve said before, even if you’re not a homer, you’re too much of a freak. If you were just a homer and not so strange, I’d be less ashamed to associate with you.

You just struggle to know how to take me. You would think after over a year, you would understand and embrace my persona.

I’m terribly sorry, I didn’t realise you had a social reputation to uphold.
You’re like me. A friendless social pariah.
Get off you’re high rocking Horse.

[Branched offParticipant 10934]

Ah yes but that is criminals old chap and as we know the police let them have guns, its just law abiding folk who are not allowed handguns outside of legitimate collections. Well law abiding white folk and muslims. They are not too keen on them having guns either and we are bearded odd bods so we need to be extra careful.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Branched off wrote:

Come on Colin I need to find some country sports girls for you to pursue or you need to introduce me to some of your city females so they can marvel at my rustic unattractiveness but all this homoerotic stuff needs to stay in the closet.

Agreed indeed. He reminds me of a guy I used to work with who was so obviously a f~~, but always denied it. When he would attempt acting straight, it was almost embarrassing as he was so bad at it.

Get your eyes tested. Read the words in the brackets.I remind you of something you never were nor never will be.A six foot 3 225lb of solidified prime sublime organic Germanic meat personified.

…….who goes about talking about taking it up the ass and thinking it’s humorous. I command you to behave as though you were a normal human being.

You’re off your nut pal.
I haven’t mentioned bummming on this post.
All the UK lads on here will agree when I say here in blighty, straight men all jest about homosexuality. I have friends who joke about this all the time.
Yet another example of the cultural differences between the UK and the US.

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Branched off wrote:

Come on Colin I need to find some country sports girls for you to pursue or you need to introduce me to some of your city females so they can marvel at my rustic unattractiveness but all this homoerotic stuff needs to stay in the closet.

Agreed indeed. He reminds me of a guy I used to work with who was so obviously a f~~, but always denied it. When he would attempt acting straight, it was almost embarrassing as he was so bad at it.

Get your eyes tested. Read the words in the brackets.I remind you of something you never were nor never will be.A six foot 3 225lb of solidified prime sublime organic Germanic meat personified.

…….who goes about talking about taking it up the ass and thinking it’s humorous. I command you to behave as though you were a normal human being.

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Branched off wrote:

Come on Colin I need to find some country sports girls for you to pursue or you need to introduce me to some of your city females so they can marvel at my rustic unattractiveness but all this homoerotic stuff needs to stay in the closet.

Agreed indeed. He reminds me of a guy I used to work with who was so obviously a f~~, but always denied it. When he would attempt acting straight, it was almost embarrassing as he was so bad at it.

Get your eyes tested. Read the words in the brackets.I remind you of something you never were nor never will be.A six foot 3 225lb of solidified prime sublime organic Germanic meat personified.

…….who goes about talking about taking it up the ass and thinking it’s humorous. I command you to behave as though you were a normal human being.

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Branched off wrote:

Come on Colin I need to find some country sports girls for you to pursue or you need to introduce me to some of your city females so they can marvel at my rustic unattractiveness but all this homoerotic stuff needs to stay in the closet.

Agreed indeed. He reminds me of a guy I used to work with who was so obviously a f~~, but always denied it. When he would attempt acting straight, it was almost embarrassing as he was so bad at it.

Get your eyes tested. Read the words in the brackets.I remind you of something you never were nor never will be.A six foot 3 225lb of solidified prime sublime organic Germanic meat personified.

…….who goes about talking about taking it up the ass and thinking it’s humorous. I command you to behave as though you were a normal human being.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Branched off wrote:

Ah yes but that is criminals old chap and as we know the police let them have guns, its just law abiding folk who are not allowed handguns outside of legitimate collections. Well law abiding white folk and muslims. They are not too keen on them having guns either and we are bearded odd bods so we need to be extra careful.

Good point(s).

In other news, I think I’m growing my beard out again. Can’t be bothered to trim it.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

To think you used to be a Navy Seal. Now you’re just a gravy meal.

LOL

Branched off wrote:

If you want to see guns you will have to come stalking or down the range with me.

Yes, you two need to get in the bushes. Two fellow countrymen backslapping, or is it called sackflapping in the UK?

the homo jokes are part of straight humor. ask EG, he gets it. lol

[Daryll55Participant 2950]

Hermit wrote:

Like I said, far from reality. As Costner’s character fans the hammer on his “6 shooter”, I count 9 shots and that doesn’t even count all the other shots from the first one in the guy’s head. I only see him carrying one pistol and with no reloading, I count at least 15 shots. I don’t understand why they would make it look like the shots went beyond the 6 round capacity. The idea of shooting a bad guy with excessive rounds is appealing, but that’s why I have semi-automatic handguns.
Another thing that gets me is that no matter what kind of movie it is and whether the gun fights take place outside or inside, no one ever seems to suffer any hearing loss as the talk to each other after several rounds have been fired. One time at the range, I forgot to put on my hearing protection and not only did I have some temporary hearing loss, but it was also very painful for my ears. I know you can’t always have hearing protection with you in a gunfight, but there will be a price to be paid in your ears.

I agree with all of this and yes, OPEN RANGE is a favorite. THIng is; if they went to all the trouble of showing them thumbing those
single action pistols, why count off more than six shots?? (movies! SMH)
The gunfight in “Unforgiven” needs favorable mention too.

Marry again, Hell NO ! ( Even JESUS was hung on a cross just once)

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Branched off wrote:

Sorry mate I missed the brackets. Must be getting paranoid.

Apology accepted. That bloody Herm however….If/When we meet, I will show you the delights of my provincial town. You maybe quite surprised as to where I lay my toupee.

I don’t recall ever offering you an apology, you filthy phag. Deny it all you want, but as I’ve said before, even if you’re not a homer, you’re too much of a freak. If you were just a homer and not so strange, I’d be less ashamed to associate with you.

You just struggle to know how to take me. You would think after over a year, you would understand and embrace my persona.
I’m terribly sorry, I didn’t realise you had a social reputation to uphold.You’re like me. A friendless social pariah.Get off you’re high rocking Horse.

Eat diseased piles of schit, you stupid motherfukker. After more than a year, the best that can be said is I’ve learned to simply tolerate you at times due to the fact that once in a great while, you act almost human.

I am nothing at all like you. I have friends and I’m very sociable when I’m at the hangouts.

I’m not on a high horse, but I should simply let you be you and ignore the uncomfortable words when you post them. That is one thing I still struggle with at times. I speak what I think too often. I have learned to keep most of my thoughts to myself, but I do slip from time to time.

Flame on with your phagotry and I’ll try harder to ignore your posts.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Gravel Pit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

To think you used to be a Navy Seal. Now you’re just a gravy meal.

LOL

Branched off wrote:

If you want to see guns you will have to come stalking or down the range with me.

Yes, you two need to get in the bushes. Two fellow countrymen backslapping, or is it called sackflapping in the UK?
the homo jokes are part of straight humor. ask EG, he gets it. lol

Great pic!
You get it Brad.

I like getting into bushes. Is that better Herm(probably doesn’t understand it eh Brad).

I take it Dallas is a more developed state than Kans-ass? Less rural I suppose.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

its a European thing, you can see the billboard is in German. they invented butt sex after all. dont dare make jokes about us American Prairie Settlers, we ditched the Euro Trash lifestyle centuries ago. Saw the CONGA LINE coming from a “kilometer” away. LOL

[Branched offParticipant 10934]

Unforgiven is one of the very limited number of good modern westerns I agree. Definite honourable mention.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Gravel Pit wrote:

its a European thing, you can see the billboard is in German. they invented butt sex after all. dont dare make jokes about us American Prairie Settlers, we ditched the Euro Trash lifestyle centuries ago. Saw the CONGA LINE coming from a “kilometer” away. LOL

The bald ones sexy.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Branched off wrote:

Sorry mate I missed the brackets. Must be getting paranoid.

Apology accepted. That bloody Herm however….If/When we meet, I will show you the delights of my provincial town. You maybe quite surprised as to where I lay my toupee.

I don’t recall ever offering you an apology, you filthy phag. Deny it all you want, but as I’ve said before, even if you’re not a homer, you’re too much of a freak. If you were just a homer and not so strange, I’d be less ashamed to associate with you.

You just struggle to know how to take me. You would think after over a year, you would understand and embrace my persona.I’m terribly sorry, I didn’t realise you had a social reputation to uphold.You’re like me. A friendless social pariah.Get off you’re high rocking Horse.

Eat diseased piles of schit, you stupid motherfukker. After more than a year, the best that can be said is I’ve learned to simply tolerate you at times due to the fact that once in a great while, you act almost human.
I am nothing at all like you. I have friends and I’m very sociable when I’m at the hangouts.
I’m not on a high horse, but I should simply let you be you and ignore the uncomfortable words when you post them. That is one thing I still struggle with at times. I speak what I think too often. I have learned to keep most of my thoughts to myself, but I do slip from time to time.
Flame on with your phagotry and I’ll try harder to ignore your posts.

For a myriad of reasons, I have decided(at least for the time being) to stop lifting weights. I find they stiffen you up.
Just do calisthenics now. I’m training more for athletic performance now than maximal strength(when I was Powerlifting).
It could neuroticism setting in, but I do feel my muscles slightly deflating.

[Branched offParticipant 10934]

We are all joking about being homosexual in the UK? I must have missed that memo. Oh well. Guess its because I don’t watch channel 4 or much BBC.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Branched offParticipant 10934]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Gravel Pit wrote:

its a European thing, you can see the billboard is in German. they invented butt sex after all. dont dare make jokes about us American Prairie Settlers, we ditched the Euro Trash lifestyle centuries ago. Saw the CONGA LINE coming from a “kilometer” away. LOL

The bald ones sexy.

And one day they will show that picture in a history class when they talk of how the west fell. The women disappeared up their own arses and became unf~~~able and healthy young men disappeared up each other’s arses.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Branched off wrote:

We are all joking about being homosexual in the UK? I must have missed that memo. Oh well. Guess its because I don’t watch channel 4 or much BBC.

Ha ha, perhaps me and my chums find the whole act quite tantalisingly hilarious.
In person it’s going to be processed different. Tone of voice, facial expressions, body language etc

I NEVER mentioned f~~ stuff in this post anyway!

[HermitParticipant]

Branched off wrote:

Unforgiven is one of the very limited number of good modern westerns I agree. Definite honourable mention.

I like many Clint Eastwood westerns, but two of my most favorites are “Pale Rider” and “High Planes Drifter”……..oh, and “Outlaw Josey Wales”. While they’re not westerns, I love all the “Dirty Harry” movies. They’re the reason I own a .44 magnum.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Branched off wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Gravel Pit wrote:

its a European thing, you can see the billboard is in German. they invented butt sex after all. dont dare make jokes about us American Prairie Settlers, we ditched the Euro Trash lifestyle centuries ago. Saw the CONGA LINE coming from a “kilometer” away. LOL

The bald ones sexy.

And one day they will show that picture in a history class when they talk of how the west fell. The women disappeared up their own arses and became unf~~~able and healthy young men disappeared up each other’s arses.

It’s Rome all over again!
History repeating itself.

[Secret Agent MGTOWParticipant 22534]

Branched off wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Gravel Pit wrote:

Turds come out of there though.A great big steaming pile.

Not until I have finished though.
This is the sort of picture that reminds one that one does like women. Just that the deal is not right these days. If one was photographer chad on that shoot one would be quite happy to take her into the bushes for 10 mins (or probably less) in return for the promise of taking better photos of her one day. But since one is not a chad in her league, the price is not worth it, so she is valueless. Funny that not priceless but valueless.

No it reminds one that one likes the body of an attractive woman. The external wrappings. Because we understand AWALT.

Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.

[HermitParticipant]

Secret Agent MGTOW wrote:

Branched off wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Gravel Pit wrote:

Turds come out of there though.A great big steaming pile.

Not until I have finished though.This is the sort of picture that reminds one that one does like women. Just that the deal is not right these days. If one was photographer chad on that shoot one would be quite happy to take her into the bushes for 10 mins (or probably less) in return for the promise of taking better photos of her one day. But since one is not a chad in her league, the price is not worth it, so she is valueless. Funny that not priceless but valueless.

No it reminds one that one likes the body of an attractive woman. The external wrappings. Because we understand AWALT.

They have to look good on the outside. If they were as ugly on the outside as they are on the inside, no one would ever go near them.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

this was the best part of the movie if you ask me… I always liked Chris Pratt and dont care if he is solid blue pill. Hes a funny guy. Good actor. GREAT SCENE, runs a couple minutes.

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