Reason for Selling

[Anonymous 42]

Doc wrote:

‘Why do you want that?’

Because she asks; WHY DO I WANT THAT?

Answer:

Because it has a 401 and does wheelies!

Because it has an 800 cc Rotax and a 200mph (320kph) speedometer, and flies without wings!

Because it tickles your ears and your b~~~~ when you ride it!

Because some days are better than others and you’re throwing rooster tails on every turn and staying ahead of the slide you created!

Then there’s the supper pipe!

Hitting the Stash! (terrain park) More flying without wings over the roofs and structures!

Then hit it up in the summer!

Because it’s Four Wheel Drive!

Because it’s MINE!

MY LIFE! I won’t tolerate it being disrespected, manipulated, THREATENED! Harnessed like an animal! Then abused by a sadistic master that has the LAW IN HER FAVOR!

MGTOW: QUEENIE gets THROWN AWAY, not THROWN TO REIGN!

Because, I am the modern disposable man, I threw myself away, then went trash picking, and built a wonderful life, on my own and far far away!

BECAUSE

#GONEANDGONEFOREVER

[AwakenedParticipant 35207]

I wish that I could GIVE the Ole Lady AWAY, but there are NO TAKERS.

I have SPENT a ton of dough on this worthless blood sucker, and she aint leaving, and I have yet to see ANY MAN that would help me out, and just take it off my hands.

I have seen some of the CRAP that Manginas go for, and this one isn’t a Land Whale, or as even as Ugly as some, but still No Takers.

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[sidecarParticipant 35854]

: “Why would you want that?”
: “Why would I want you?”

[Anonymous 3]

Awakened wrote:

I wish that I could GIVE the Ole Lady AWAY, but there are NO TAKERS.

How well I understand you!

Yet some complain that their wives have run away with others…

Look at the bright side. You can take on whatever hobbies you want, because you aren’t afraid of her leaving. In fact it would be a bonus!

I do 🙂

On the other hand you will still have to deal with extra nagging… sigh…

[RedDawnParticipant 1391]

I think they feel threatened by things that guys find fun, because women expect to be the centre of the universe for a man at all times.

“Why do you want that?”
“It’s fun.”
What she thinks I’m saying:
“You’re being replaced.”

Courage is the key to life itself - Morgan Freeman

[Anonymous 3]

RedDawn wrote:

I think they feel threatened by things that guys find fun, because women expect to be the centre of the universe for a man at all times.

You are too kind in your thinking.
Women know quite well that they make the man miserable, and they revel on it!

Think for a minute in the reversed situation: the wife wants to buy some pretty pillows, and the guy demands that she must sacrifice it if she loves him. It would never work!

If you love me you wont do that!
OK, I wont.
(Thinking) I stooped his fun with that stupid talk about love. What a schmuck he is on my hand! He looks miserable too, it’s great!

I want to buy those pillows.
If you love me you wont do that!
Why do you want to make me unhappy? Is that love for you?

Makes you wonder why men dont answer the same way.

[~BSParticipant 3266]

Women are never happy and satisfied, and are least unhappy when you are most miserable.

sidecar wrote:

A boat is a hole in the water you throw money into.

But it’s still a better investment than a wife.

(I’ll leave to others all the puns about a wife also being a hole.)

boat is a far bigger money sink than other hobbies. Still to each his own, and many hobbies are expensive, and at least you can dump the boat when you’re done with it.

"He didn't marry until now, so he won't ever do it. Think about it, why would a man like him ever marry? It's too late to catch him. " ~some cunt

[SamsquanchParticipant 4226]

sidecar wrote:

A boat is a hole in the water you throw money into.

But it’s still a better investment than a wife.

(I’ll leave to others all the puns about a wife also being a hole.)

I repeat that first line every time I hear someone mention a boat.

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